Conway's Crib! Feat: Shuana O'Connor!

[align=center:3bw7r1qu]Tokyo, Japan - AFW Friction Complex: Studio C - 8:00 p.m. [/align:3bw7r1qu]

[size=200:3bw7r1qu][align=center:3bw7r1qu]"CONWAY'S CRIB"[/align:3bw7r1qu]
[size=150:3bw7r1qu][align=center:3bw7r1qu]With Kelly Conway[/align:3bw7r1qu]
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[size=150:3bw7r1qu][align=center:3bw7r1qu]Tonight's Guest [/align:3bw7r1qu]

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[align=center:3bw7r1qu][size=200:3bw7r1qu]Shauna O'Connor[/align:3bw7r1qu]

Kelly was contacted a couple of days ago by some squeaky paralegal by the name of Mercedes Wrenn. The girl was pushy and obviously didn't know who she was speaking to, but when she was notified that a Conway's Crib was needed for a spicy love triangle (slash) Other woman with a married man affair, Kelly became quite enthusiastic to bring something quite new to her show.

It wasn't very often that AFW dealt with drama like this. Most of the roster was quite lax on their relationships save for a few kiddies. Kelly knew them, the jealous types, the overly possessive types all flipped out when some other girl came along and used her Hentai Moves. Why even get upset? This shit was so normal for a place like AFW. But it didn't matter drama was abound and Kelly was going to stir this pot hard for not just for raitings but because it was just plain fun. She felt this old sense of giddiness she had no known since middle school!

Studio C was the name of the place. Kelly chose it back in the day for obvious reasons. Her set had a painted background of the city of Tokyo at night, a desk set in the very middle of the stage with one chair to her right. Nice and comfy for her guest.

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1kbu5yfLxc:3bw7r1qu]"Sick Of You" by GWAR[/url:3bw7r1qu] began to play through the speakers of the set as Kelly stepped out, wearing sunglasses, her red jacket, denim shorts and sneakers and of course her entropy title that she would walk on the set with, holding it high above her head as she greeted the live studio audience. Putting the belt over her shoulder with a smug grin, Kelly soaked up the moment for a few more seconds before addressing the people.

"Good evening Dickweeds and Sodomites! Tonight we have a very special episode of Conway's Crib! This historic, landmark episode will cover something that has been buzzing all over the AFW recently! Rumors have been flying like crazy from TV to the internet about what the fuck is going on between Three of AFW's nutty roster. Well for those of you who didn't know, like me, early this year, Former Entropy Champion... but not best... Taylor Parker, shortly after her shocking retirement, went off and married silver haired beef-cake stud, Johnny Higurashi of Tension and have been happily married since!" Kelly exclaimed brightly before hunching over a bit like she was about to tell the audience a secret.

"...Or have they!? Enter AFW new blood, Shuana O'Connor! Cute little rookie redhead who was booked against Mr. Higurashi in a nice friendly standard match that ended with the two of them parting ways after it was over and having no sort of sexual tension at all!" Kelly started to chuckle. "WRONGO!" Kelly spun around and dramatically pointed to the screen behind her that showed the famous, practically viral (for AFW fan circles) image of Shauna kissing the shirtless, wet chested Jonny Higurashi backstage.

"Behold viewers! Drama at it's finest!" Kelly cried out. "Trouble for a happy couple so soon? Who is to blame!? Is it our younger red haired Irish hotty who might not be as innocent as she appears and used her hidden seductive charms to woo this married man? Or was she the one wooed by her hunky opponent when he had allll alone backstage... Rawrrr..." Kelly said before giving a playful cat growl. Honestly she was getting a little intrigued just thinking about it. She obviously saw the picture and now she was thinking about it in detail obviously so that meant-

"Tonight we get to the bottom of his steamy fiasco and get THE FACTS straight once and for all to end all the rumors and bring about the truth because we have the woman of the hour to tell all and set the record straight!" Kelly walked back to the desk behind her at center stage to set her belt down before throwing out her arm dramatically towards the right of the stage.

"Ladies and Gentleman... Please welcome my guest tonight... Shauna 'Kiss me I'm Irish' O'Connor!" Kelly would announce as a the crowd began to start clapping for the rookie as she made her way on the stage as [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifoy6_nARUc:3bw7r1qu]Pump The Jam by Technotronic[/url:3bw7r1qu] started to play as Shauna made her entrance. Kelly doing a purposely awful dance as she heard the song play.

Mercy Wrenn was watching the introduction from backstage. After gathering everyone for this semi-impromptu edition of Conway's Crib, she was feeling a little nervous as she watched it unfold. She was standing behind Shauna and lifted her hands up and rested them on the Irish lass' shoulders.

"Ok, you're on. Don't be nervous. Just be yourself. They'll love you." 'Probably' She added in her head. "Just tell your side of the story the way it happened and you'll be fine. Oh, and don't be intimidated by Kelly. She's really a kitten." She flashed Shauna a smile and gave her a little shove when the music began to play and folded her arms so she could watch for a moment. She needed to find the right time to bring in her ringer.

Shauna bit her lip nervously as she waited behind the curtains. This was so not her scene. She wasn't shy or anything, but this wasn't some social introduction to a friend of a friend. She was about to discuss a certain private moment she had behind the scenes with an entire audience. There were so many things wrong with this. But she didn't really have a choice. After all, she did care about her career now. The redhead was only doing this because of the person standing behind her. "I...alright..." Shauna muttered when Mercy tried to reassure her.

When the music played and Mercy shoved her, Shauna took a deep breath and walked out onto the stage. Despite her nervousness, she smiled and waved at the people in the audience. As she walked over to the chair on stage, she thought about what she was going to say. Just be honest. Even if the truth made her feel a little foolish, it wasn't nearly as dramatic as everyone was making it out to be. Things got a little too heated for a moment and that was it. In fact, this whole set up felt like it was kind of a waste once she explained the real story.

Shauna sat down in the chair and looked over at Kelly as if expecting to be asked a question. She wasn't sure what to do here in front of an audience. "Hello Kelly! How are you?"

With bright smile full of giddy glee, Kelly hoped on over to Shauna, one excited leg at a time and anxiously shook the girl's hand with both hands before guiding her to her comfy little chair, giving her a small pat on the back while guiding her.

"Hi kiddo, Nice to meet ya! Thanks for asking too! I'm as giddy as a housewife!" Kelly said with a bright grin that matched that of a used car salesman giving you the worst deal ever. "Now step right this! Haha!" Kelly would say like some 10 a.m. (Central time) game show host on CBS.

With Shauna in her seat. Kelly turned to the audience and gave a few hip thrusts to the beat of the song before hurriedly skidooing around her desk and jumping into the seat, spinning around in it once before pulling up to put her forearms on it while looking at Shauna as the crowd finished applauding.

"Pleasure to have you with us Ms. O'Connor our rookie of the half-year for all the wrong reasons! Now before we get to business. Tell us... Do you like AFW so far?" Kelly asked in a cheeky manner.

Shauna shifted in her seat as the crowd's clapping quieted down. Thankfully Kelly wasn't just starting off with the obvious question. Of course she wanted to get it off her chest but it also wasn't really the answer everyone wanted. And she didn't like the idea of the audience being dead. "It's been a little rough at times but...yea I have loved it here so far!" Shauna answered truthfully. Some of the people Shauna had met were vicious and cruel. But just as many of them were goodhearted people. Even Johnny despite their little...mis-communication.

"Everything is great. The action, the people, the crowds. The AFW really is a great place to be." Her little continuation probably wasn't what Kelly was hinting at. She wasn't sure what to say next. "I mean...there are great people here...even if I've become a mini-celebrity for all the wrong reasons." Shauna coughed a few times with discomfort. It was hard to admit what she wanted but it felt like it was for the better. She wasn't about to just scream it, of course, and needed to wait for Kelly to ask before she'd have the nerve to explain the truth.

"Thats Gewwwwwwwwwd!" Kelly said with false enthusiasm. Did she really love it here? Kelly did some homework on the girl (she felt that was needed for all her guests) and from what Kelly gathered. From her desk, Kelly leaned over to listen to the girl speak. She curled her brow at the thought of the crowds being 'great'. The crowd were usually the bane of her existence.

So Kelly laughed at her comment about the crowd. "Ha! If you think their nice to you sister wait 'till someone's trying to get your pants off the ring! Oh wait that nearly happened to you... Anyway! I gotta ask, since you're new and stuff. Are you a wrestling fan of sorts and did you know much about the AFW beforehand? Like any of its star wrestlers from like last year and such? 'Cause you know sometimes we get people who only know how to punch and don't know the difference between a Russian Leg Sweep and picking their nose!" Kelly said before laughing at her own joke. Though she felt it was sort of true. AFW would tend to hire girls who had a look and couldn't fight very well. Though Shauna had displayed that she knew how to fight, Kelly wondered if she knew much about AFW before joining, or if she even knew who someone like Taylor Parker even was.

"Also... If you know who I am and you're a fan. You're allowed to start screaming in sheer joy."

Shauna forced a smile despite Kelly's comment on what nearly happened to her. That was still a relatively haunting memory to her. It never did happen, thankfully, but she occasionally thought about how bad it would've been had Clyde not rushed in to save her. And that wasn't a pleasant picture in her head. But the important thing was that Clyde prevented it from happening so she was still...untainted by the AFW's darker side. "I sort of liked fighting and all...more a fan of boxing...so I guess that's a no. I never really liked wrestling." Kelly was joking about the nose picking comment but it still made Shauna cough since she really didn't know what a Russian leg sweep was. Or really, who Kelly was either.

"But I know how to fight! And I'm quickly picking up on a lot of the wrestling moves I see people using all the time." Shauna was clearly dodging what Kelly really meant by the question. The emphasis, of course, was on the people and not the wrestling. That was why she was here after all.

"Gasp!" Kelly exclaimed in mock surprise, putting her hands on her cheeks with a wide eyed look towards Shauna as if she said something blasphemous. She never liked wrestling. On the inside however, Kelly felt offended. How dare this simpleton puncher come over to HER SPORT without knowing anything about it.

Kelly nodded though as she heard Shauna state she knew how to fight. Kelly doubted that though, her recent losses at the hands of Higurashi and Killer King suggested she was of jobber status, well she didn't know too much about Taylor's husband, it didn't seem to far fetched King gave her trouble. Probably a roid monkey, Kelly figured.

"So it's safe to assume you don't know who, Kelly 'The Ghoul' Conway is besides being your Entropy Champion." Kelly stated proudly. Fuck this girl for not knowing her! "I think it's also safe to assume you don't know who Jonny Higurashi is... Or Taylor Parker, the first Entropy Champion. You didn't know anything about those guys either, right? At least before all This happened." Kelly would ask, the tone in her voice starting to get a bit more scolding and aggressive.

"Don't you feel just little bit silly coming to a place you know so little about?" Asked Kelly as she leaned over her desk and asked her question with an arrogant demeanor like she knew everything Shauna knew and more.

Shauna nodded somewhat blindly as Kelly elaborated. "I mean...No I guess I didn't know them." She wasn't entirely sure who Taylor Parker was anyways. Maybe Kelly was that proud of her title and wanted to mention it again? She wasn't sure where that name fit in. It kinda reminded her of Spider Man. A girl version of him. But the last question that made Shauna frown. Accents and language barriers didn't hide the fact that Kelly was clearly talking down to her.

"Hey now-sometimes you need to step outside your comfort zone, ya know?" she asked while maintaining her cool. "Besides, I wasn't going to sit around studying for months when I could just come here and learn for myself." Who was this girl to talk down to her anyhow? She was acting like a teenager. And hell, even looked like one. But she managed to keep her composure and didn't say anything she'd regret. There were too many people in here to be all spontaneous and violent. And she didn't want to upset Mercy. She really didn't know if the woman could fire her but she wasn't taking the chance.

"Shame. Darn Shame." Kelly just shook her head at Shauna. Knowing she knew something that the Celt did not!

"Stepping out of your comfort zone!? You mean how you stepped up and made-out with the married shirtless hotty you lured backstage without closing the door behind you!? amateur! Honestly." Kelly declared with fake contempt, though her voice sounded quite excited as she accused Shauna of luring Johnny backstage, it would get Shuana to share her side of the story but for now, Kelly just wanted to fuck with her.