Supermarket Standoff

Julia had hoped that after the chaos that had already been brought about, Kelly might have been willing to stop this fight, especially once the cowgirl had started fighting back. But that proved to just be wishful, naive thinking on her part. She’d underestimated the extent of Kelly’s rage toward her, and paid the price in the form of a foot kicking her right in the crotch!

“Guhh!!” Julia cried out, doubling over and stumbling back at the same time. The soaked blonde only went a few steps before slipping down to her knees, with both hands between her legs covering her crotch. “Fuckin’ cheap shot....” she grunted through grit teeth, as if she should’ve expected anything else from Kelly Conway.

"Except anything less!?!?" Kelly argued as she stood up atop the toppled shelf before grabbing a handful of Julia's hair roughly, trying to pull the luchadora to a stand position.

"You talk too much! And thats saying something coming from me! Heh!" Taunted Kelly as she pulled violently on Julia, leading her down the aisle before trying to fling against the glass counter of the seafood department!

“Agh!” Julia grunted out as her hair was yanked up by Kelly. She grabbed onto the girl’s wrist, but couldn’t do much else other than let herself get dragged along down the aisle to the seafood department. And then...

“URGH!” the cowgirl cried out when she was sent crashing right up against glass, which shattered on impact! Julia’s body collapsed onto the floor as shards of broken glass fell all over and around her. She groaned in pain, but planted her hands on the ground and started pushing herself back up. Julia wasn’t just about to stay down and let Kelly walk all over her. This bitch really wanted a fight, so that’s what she was going to get!

Kelly winced as glass shattered around the display counter, ice and glass were pouring all over onto the concrete floor of the supermarket.

"Woah now! Careful! Watch your step, cowgirl!" Kelly taunted as she stepped over the glass and made her way over to a part of the department, lifting up one of the glass cases and reaching in to grab the tail of a Farm Raised, Red Snapper, a bit smaller than the usual size due to it being farm raised but perfect for Kelly to wield by its tail like a weapon as she stalked behind Julia.

"Honestly though... I can't tell what you're supposed to be. Are you supposed to be a dumb southern hick who likes to fuck her brother behind the barn? Or are you, like, a wetback? Could you actually afford immigration to Japan or did you swim here too? Haha!" Taunted the American Hero, Kelly Conway as she staked behind Julia... Waiting for the cowgirl to turn around before she'd swing the fish, hoping to slam the five pound, scaled fish right across the face of the cowgirl luchadora!

Julia growled angrily in response to Kelly’s taunt while picking herself up, unaware that her mentor’s nemesis was on her way to grab a large fish out of one of the containers. Pieces of glass broke under the cowgirl’s boots as she stepped on them, but fortunately she’s managed to get to her feet without sustaining any cuts. Though she did have to listen to Kelly continue to taunt her from behind.

“Yeah? That’s real funny, Ke-- UGH!” Julia gasped, interrupted as she’d turned around and been met with a smack to her face with a fish! The impact wasn’t particularly painful, but it was unexpected, and it spun the cowgirl halfway back around before she briefly stumbled back to her hands and knees.

First milk, now a fish. What else was Kelly going to use as a weapon against her? Julia had no idea, but there was a tank of large crabs not far away. Were those things still alive? It was hard to tell. But the blonde grabbed onto the counter to pull herself up, then decided to take a risk by quickly reaching into the tank and grabbing the largest crab she could reach by the end of it’s leg, then whipped it out and hurled it straight toward Kelly’s smug face!

"BWAHAHAHAHA! I always knew you sucked... Cod! Hahahaha!" Kelly cackled as she slapped the tar out of Julia with the red snapper! Now she reeked of salt water fish!

Kelly was already stalking after Julia with the intent to slap the crap out of her some more until the cowgirl retaliated by flinging.... A crab at her!

"Wahhh! CRAB!!" Kelly screamed as the live crab was thrown at her! The wide eyed blonde quickly leaned to the side to try and avoid but the crustation managed to snag onto her long blonde locks, where he snipped and pulled on her hair!

"AAAHHH!! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!!" Kelly failed and whined as the sharp clawed crab nipped and clipped at her hair with Kelly trying her best to keep it away from her face as the blonde spun and twisted around the seafood department, trying to pry the crab off her hair!

Julia was extremely lucky. Evidently, the crabs were in fact still alive, and the large one she’d grabbed very easily could’ve latched its pincher on the cowgirl’s hand if she hadn’t acted as quickly as she did. Thank god for her lightning-quick reflexes and quick movement.

And now that the crab was Kelly’s problem, Julia was faced with an opportunity. Her better judgment told her not to take it. But if Julia had ever been one to listen to that in the middle of a fight, she wouldn’t be known as the daredevil she was. Though, this was a little different. A small grin tugged at Julia’s lips.

“Someone’s lookin’ a little crabby today!” she said, spouting one of the worst puns made by anyone on the globe in years as if she had any remote reason to feel proud about it. Regardless, she then attempted to take advantage of another opening that had made itself apparent.

Taking a few running steps toward Kelly, Julia would leap up and throw her boots out in an attempt to blast the former champ in the chest with a dropkick!

Kelly heard the pun and she nearly lost her shit. Granted, she was already losing it with the crab all over her, biting and clawing at her beautiful hair!

"Rrrraaeeeeehhhhhfheheheee!!" Kelly continued to whine and flail about, turning about just in time to see Julia PLOW her chest with a running dropkick!

"AAOUUUUGHH!!" Kelly flew back hard, flopping onto a nearby shelf full of seafood that topped over immediately, crushing the crab as Kelly and shelf timbered over!

"Uhh-Hhhh..." The weary blonde groaned, turning on her stomach, trying to crawl away.

Julia grunted as she pulled herself back up after blasting Kelly’s chest with a huge dropkick, which resulted in another shelf being toppled over and the death of a poor crab. But the crustacean had served his purpose honorably, and his death was going to be avenged.

While Kelly tried to crawl away, Julia saw a large, pyramid-esque pile of boxes of canned soda. Or at least, it looked like soda. None of the drinks looked familiar, and once again the fact that Julia couldn’t read Japanese wasn’t helping her any. Oh well. It was all the same. Right as Kelly started to move by the stack of boxes, Julia hurried to the other side and pushed, trying to make the whole thing come crashing down right on top of the other blonde!

Coughing from the dropkick taking the wind out of her sails, Kelly tired her best to get away from the cowgirl luchadora. She honestly didn't realize just how strong Julia was until she felt that dropkick and it hurt like hell, to there point where Kelly didn't want to take another.

But as she crawled away, Julia pursed and before Kelly knew it, she saw a shadow looming over and when she turned around she'd see a tower of Soda Boxes suddenly teetering over towards her.

"O-OH NO!" Kelly gasped with a pair of wide open eyes, curling up and hugging her head as the boxes SMACKED all over Kelly's body. "UH! OUGH! NH! UGH!" The heavy boxes felt like punches as they fell atop of her, hitting her all over and some even busting open to the point where a small puddle of soda began to form under the blonde.

"G-Gghhh~" Groaned Kelly as she slumped on the cold floor when the barrage was finally over, feeling like she had been pummeled everywhere.