Cleanin' That Muthafuckin' Pool on The First Day of Work!

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Kelly had lost financial aid from her folks back home. With no where to go she tried to turn to Chesna but instead found herself working for Lukeria and becoming the new Pool-Boy in exchange for being able to live in the pool house. The 'rent' wasn't bad at all and Kelly didn't want to stay in the Friction Dorms that AFW provided so this was going to do for now. Kelly couldn't argue as much as she disliked her new assignment of sorts.

Wearing white shorts, a burgundy tanktop and sunglasses, Kelly got out of her pool house and stretched outside. Alot of her belonging were in boxes, she hadn't bothered to unpack yet. No big deal. She'll get to it eventually. Outside she saw the pool before her and scoffed. Bigger than what she ever had. But that was to be expected right. She didn't want to clean it. Instead she sat in a nearby lounge chair with laptop and began searching for music to play. Finally she got her jams to play and left the computer there while she got a nearby net for the pool and began to fish out stray leaves in the pool while she got some [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=los6obvBbqU.html:1wt13jd9]"Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand[/url:1wt13jd9] to start playing. It made her job pleasant.

"FUCK! IT'S '04 AGAIN!" She chimed happily and went to put her laptop on full blast to play as loud as its tiny speakers could while dancing about to the music, bobbing her head to the slower beat that came with song after the intro, singing along as she got these damned leaves out!
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I say don't you know
You say you don't go
I say... take me out! Kelly sang and sang while shaking her hips left and right happily to a song she remembered from long ago. Honestly she bored and seeking attention. Anyone would do come out and talk with her but other than that she was going to do her job. Maybe those two stupid twins knew how to manage a pool? Kelly certainty didn't.

Lukretia was walking through the top floor hallway of her (Japan branch) estate. She had a little bit of time before she was off for some meetings and she always liked having time to relax and enjoy some peaceful time to herself. As Lukretia stopped to look out the window of the door that opened up to the balcony, she mused about how things had quieted down a little recently.

The maids were off performing their duties and Vi was in the garden. Hilde was out working and taking care of things and even Xenia wasn't shouting at her cooks even as the delicious aromas of her cooking were wafting through the house. Chesna was... who knows where? She didn't keep track of the doctor, not that she needed to. She generally caused the least amount of trouble and was very predictable for a hopeless drug addict. Lukretia furrowed her brow. She didn't like the thought but the woman was probably the best at what she did when she was competent enough to do it.

However, Chesna came to her recently with a very odd request. She asked if Kelly Conway could come live with her. Lukretia didn't understand why the woman would pick Kelly off all people but it seemed interesting enough. Morrigan had left to go off on her quest to prove something to Lukretia. Lia's past, it seemed, had caught up to her and the bunny rabbit was forced to flee. At least she took the midget away too. Or so Lukretia thought that was what happened. And Cardia had finally been pushed to the point where she crawled off to who knows where. Lukretia sighed. Hilde had been a nightmare to deal with for a solid month. It had made Lukretia angry but the usual things didn't work to pep her up.

The combination of the new vacancy in the pool boy department and the admitted missing of the little bit of spice in her life that came with having volatile and unpredictable people around made Lukretia accept the curious request. She liked it because, despite the powder keg of personalities, Lukretia was always in control. It was, after all, her domain. She looked down at Kelly sitting in her chair messing with a lap top. Maybe she should go take a quick dip? And then introduce her new tenant to the household personally.

LLukretia smiled and then heard the blaring of the music. Kelly was a woman who felt that the only way to gain any attention was to be as obnoxious as possible. She liked that the girl was tenacious despite not seeming to have an abundance of talent. She pushed forward no matter what obstacles faced her. Lukretia definitely liked that. Kelly didn't let failure set her back. Unfortunately the girl was a twit and her mouth did not match her skill. Lukretia could certainly do without that and sighed as she saw the girl lost in her own, sad little world.

While Lukretia watched, she raised an eyebrow as she saw a shadow creep across the lawn. She knew who it was and frowned. It seemed that the rats were starting to crawl back to the ship. Still, this could be interesting for Kelly. The woman stalked towards Kelly and when she was close, she pulled out one of the chopsticks that held up her brown hair. When she was close, she pushed the stiletto-like metal rod up against Kelly's neck, pressing her small body against Kelly's. With her free hand, she reached out and grabbed for Kelly's wrist.

"Privet, comrade." Valkoinen's high pitched voice squeaked.

"I know I won't be leaving here~ I know I won't be leaving here~" Kelly continued to sing and sing and sing her little head away while bouncing on her toes and shaking her head side to side, not at all noticing the figure creeping up behind her until...

"I know I wont-Eep!" Kelly let out sharply as she felt the metal rod against her neck, normally she would have retaliated but she didn't know what those things were. They could be dangerous. Her body arched up straight as she felt this... Smaller's girl's body suddenly press up against her and grab her wrist before saying something in a weird language with an odd high pitched voice.

Kelly's brow furrowed. It was probably some kid! "Aufedersein!" Kelly shot back trying to snatch her wrist away from the 'Kid' and turn around.

When Kelly grabbed Valkoinen's wrist, the Finn furrowed her brow. "Pleased to be letting go if you are not with the wanting me to pierce important artery." She said, showing Kelly just how easily that could occur as Kelly tried to jostle her. "I am with the knowing who you are, Conway comma Kelly. You are with the being new pool boy.

Valkoinen looked forward at Kelly's back. "This is with the being shame. I was with the liking old pool boy." Valkoinen let go of Kelly and turned around to face her. She was dressed in military fatigues and had a large nice strapped to her side. "I am with the being room mate. I am with the being Simo comma Valkoinen, Spetsnaz GRU, 1136397. That is with the only information you will be with the getting from me." Valkoinen then narrowed her eyes. "But I am with the knowing everything about you."

Valkoinen then lowered her head and sighed. she put her chopstick back up in her hair and rubbed her temples. "Pleased to be calling me Val." She said and looked up at Kelly with a bitter face. It was hard for the girl to get used to being a... civilian... but she needed to start somewhere.

Kelly turned to Val and gritted her teeth at the smaller girl, did she just make a threat to kill? Kelly stayed still then but her head was turned a bit to look a bit at Val, enough for the little soldier to see Kelly's brow furrow at being called a pool boy.

"I'm not a pool boy." She said plainly before being let go, turning fully to face the smaller girl in military fatigues, hearing her out to state that she was her roommate? "What?" And that she was Simo Valkoinen or Valkoinen Simo? In addition, she claimed to know everything about Kelly. Kelly crossed her arms in front of her chest and looked at Val with a stern glare, she didn't like the look on this chick's face or the funny way she talked.

"Okay, Vaaal. If you know everything about me you'd know that I don't like people sneaking up on me and putting pointy metal things against the back of my neck..." She honestly doubted Val knew everything about her but still kept her distance.

Valkoinen looked up at Kelly with a scowl on her face. "I am with the knowing that. I am not with the caring. You are weakling pool boy. I am not with the being concerned with what you are with the liking or what you are not with the liking."

Valkoinen shook her head. "If you are with the living with me, then you should be with the knowing that you are with the being in safest place in estate. Also, you will be with the being in most dangerous place in estate. If you are with the getting exploded, stabbed, garotted, etc. then this is not with the being my problem. Pleased to be with the sticking to your part of house and you may be with the able to live death-free."

Valkoinen then tilted her head up and smiled widely at Kelly. "Are you with the understanding?" She squeaked.

[size=85:x99b579r]"Not weak or Pool Boy." Kelly grumbled immediately as Val called her such. Arms still crossed and her hip cocked to the side while she eyed the finn coldly. She'd stay quiet though to here Val explain things and tell her that she was on the safest place in the estate but that she needed to stick to her part of the house.

Then came that dumb little smile from the little soldier. Kelly clicked her tongue with an attitude.

"Doctor Matu did not tell I would have a roommate." Kelly was already hating this, she liked her privacy. "We're only going to reach an understanding if you know to never put sharp shit against my neck, got it? I don't appreciate threats to my life either, asshole."

Val's face instantly went back to her cold scowl. "We will be with the only having understanding if you are not with the putting your neck where my sharp objects are with the being. I am not with the being concerned for your life, that is why I am not with the threatening it. Pleased to be doing something about it if you feel like you are with the able to. Val said and turned her head. "But, lately I am with the feeling generous so you can be with the living for now. I will be with the being in room cleaning practical armory I am with the having." Valkoinen said and turned away to walk into the pool house.

"Do... Something about it?" was this girl challenging her? Daring her to do something? It made Kelly glare at Val more intensely now, this strange squeaky girl in fatigues who dared to turn her back on The Ghoul.

With her arms still under chest, Kelly clinched her fists tightly following Val's last statement, another cocky, subtle threat on her life it seemed. Was this funny talking chick for real?

"Fuck you." Kelly thought, she was not afriad of this bitch... But she was armed too... Kelly thought it best to let it go for now but would keep an eye on Vall. Perhaps she'd talk to Chesna about this later but for now she wanted to finish up with this damn pool.