The Hitjob - Saori Saito vs. Maria Cacti

Saori broke out of Maria's tight hug and rolled off after flattening the shortstack. Hopping onto her feet with a dextrous jump, she brought her hands up in a defensive stance, saying, "You're not catching me offguard this time."

With that she moved in cautiously, once again trying to keep her attention on Maria as seriously as she could (which was still more a struggle than it had any right to be). On being close enough, Saori would attempt to throw a palm strike right into Maria's face to try pushing her into the ropes!

Maria sat up as she continued rubbing her back in pain. She didn’t notice Saori doing a dexterous jump as she was looking the other way when getting up onto her feet. However, she did hear Saori proclaim that she wasn’t gonna catch her off guard again, to which Maria would nod.

Maria was then hit with a palm strike in the middle of her face. That would cause the Children’s YouTuber to stumble backwards into the ropes. That really didn’t get the fans liking the match as they started a “This match’s shit!” Chant. Some were even considering this to be the worst match in AFW history.

Saori got distracted by the audiences sudden disapproval of not the move but the match itself and the sudden wave of vitriol aimed at the two. Turning around, she said, "Hey, hey, what?! We LITERALLY just got started! Have some patience man, sheesh!" she had to sidestep to avoid another tomato thrown at her, shaking her fist angrily at the audience. "Who's carrying tomatoes out to a show, seriously?!"

The commotion and her response however had left her back open to Maria if she was going to make her move!

Maria would be rubbing her nose to stop the pain as the crowd was really getting hostile. She gasped when the vulgarity of their chant reached her ears as she covered them. Maria then saw that Saori was distracted by yelling at the fans and she would have her moment to attack.

Maria would creep up behind Saori, making sure she wasn’t paying attention still. She then tapped her on the shoulder, notifying her to get back into the match? Oh jeez. The crowd really hated that as their chants got louder and louder, vegetables continued flying towards the ring. Maria then grabbed Saori’s arm before tossing her into the ropes. On the rebound, she would go for a clothesline.

Saori was so distracted that Maria's little intrusion behind her made her jump. This unfortunately, was not positively recieved as now the audience revealed that besides tomato's, there was a variety of vegetables that some people had for some reason been carrying and started throwing them, ranging from onions to garlic to broccoli of all things. The referee had to dodge a few, and even the announcer had to inform people to please stop throwing eatables into the ring.

This didn't stop Maria from her attempt at an offense though! She pulled Saori (who was surprised by her strength) and threw her into the ropes. As Saori rebounded off, she saw Maria was about to hit her with a clothesline, but then her eyes caught the sight of a splattered tomato on the ring that she was about to slip on. Giving a "AYEE!" she jumped up, and actually leap frogged OVER Maria, and came in for a roll and then standing up...then slipping on another splattered tomato, causing her to slip and slide right out of the damn ring from under the bottom ropes!

Her arms shot out to grab the bottom ropes, which stopped her from completely falling out.

Maria whiffed on the clothesline after Saori leap frogged over her, causing the cactus wrestler to take a dive onto the canvas. However, this would be a whole mess as her opponent landed and slipped on a smashed tomato that nearly caused her opponent to slip out of the ring. The crowd was hating this as they were getting very much rowdy with their disapproval of the two superstars in the ring.

Maria would slowly get up and would start clearing the ring of the food thrown at them. As she walked towards Saori, she would grab her through the middle rope. She then tried to do an iconic Randy Orton middle rope ddt, however, due to the slipperiness of the tomato residue on the mat, Maria slipped onto her butt and botched the move entirely. The crowd really hating it as they chanted for a refund.

The slipping and sliding really wasn't helping and the absurdity of the situation was so unreal even the referee seemed ready to walk out on this.

Saori was released from Maria's attempt at an attack, rolling off sideways before getting up. Now she was getting pissy at all this but tried to hide it as much as possible, before going up to Maria, trying to make sure she didn't slip on any tomato residue. She had a deal, she was at least going to TRY to do something about this.

She would try to grab the little rat by the hair to pull her up, which if this went without a hitch (and Maria didn't slip on any nearby tomato residue), would receive a chop to the chest!