Re: Kinky?

by FlameofHope Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:53 pm

*Looks at this thread.*

*Gets to page 9*

Welp, if ever there was a time to link this it's now.

by **Old_Man_Tai** Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:04 pm

Yep.

Kojima made a holy fuckton of money based off dick jokes.

Logic.

by **Old_Man_Tai** Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:25 pm

The Adventures of Tai and his Hat: The Double Trilogy

After many phone calls and much effort, the entire saga shall soon be released on Blue Ray and DVD! Order your copy today of the heartwarming tale of a man, his hat, and the attractive mostly naked women looking to keep the two apart for reasons never actually explained! Order now for only $2.99 per disc!

And for you games, soon "The Hat Trilogy", the video game versions of the movie adventures, will be available to download on Xbox One, PS4, and Steam! Buy the original trilogy now for only $3.99, and then buy the on-disc "Hat Trilogy 2" DLC for only $1.99 per chapter!

by IndigoDragon Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:32 am

Ouch. My bank account

.-.

Guess I'll have to wait until its on 'Free with Gold'

by **Old_Man_Tai** Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:27 am

Hey, all of that combined is still 2 bucks cheaper than the 30 dollar demo "Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes"

Only mine isn't a waste of money!

by IndigoDragon Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:40 am

You fail to realize that Indigo has no cash Wink

by **Old_Man_Tai** Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:55 am

Hell, neither do I, even with a new job.

Thats why I'm selling the DVD's and making the games XD

by hamish1024 Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:38 am

Double trilogy huh? Guess "Sexology" didn't play well with the focus groups.

Btw, though it was kind of inevitable that this forum would see a load of MGS posts around the latest release, I wasn't expecting the bulk of them to appear in a thread titled "Kinky". If I knew anything about psychology I would suggest that this is classic displacement behavior...

by **Old_Man_Tai** Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:15 pm

Have you seen the character "Quiet" from that game?

I don't give a shit what her super traumatic backstory is or what idiotic gimmick they made for her (and dear god is it dumb)

but that bitch was made for the sole purpose of getting gamers to whack it too her. Kojima has issues with women.

by Lobo Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:41 pm

Old_Man_Tai wrote:Have you seen the character "Quiet" from that game?

I don't give a shit what her super traumatic backstory is or what idiotic gimmick they made for her (and dear god is it dumb)

but that bitch was made for the sole purpose of getting gamers to whack it too her. Kojima has issues with women.

BUT TAI! What about the giant sadistic bisexual Russian man! The guy clad in all leather to the point where he looks like a gimp! The flamboyant over sexualized gay vampire dood. The androgynous twink (With a nude level) meant to appeal to those wacky fangirls! The Ninja who moans and begs you to hurt him more and more as you hit him!? THE TONS OF MAN ASS UNDER SKIN TIGHT CLOTHING!?

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