Swallow Your Pride!

Lilly's attention was ripped from Kelly as soon as she heard Mercy reply. She wanted to keep this going, but it was becoming increasingly hard, what with Kelly's attitude, and her own struggle to keep herself composed. But she would milk it out as long as possible. This was jst too rich to pass up.

"Of course it is. Depending on how you wipe can help us determine what kind of... personality you have."

Kelly handed Lilly the phone and crossed her arms, letting out a "Hmph" afterwards as the cheerleader talked to her about flaring temper. She just couldn't help it. She wanted to just straight up smash that smart pants!

"...Nooo..." Groaned Kelly like a scolded child before getting quiet again as Lilly resumed chatting with Mercy.

"I meant the question about needing to get my panties bunched. Is that a survey question too?"

With that, Lilly couldn't hod it in, she let out her laughter, no longer caring whether or not she blew the whole thing. She was not supposed to hear that part. Oh well, it was still worth it, and it helped brighten her mood after having to swallow her pride and ask Kelly to train her. This was a perfect addition to the day.

Seeing no point in trying anymore, she hung up, holding the phone out for Kelly to take. "Well, you blew it. But whatever. It was worth it, I guess." They probably could have kept the joke going if Kelly didn't blow her top, but they had better things to be doing anyway, so it was probably for the best.

Kelly blinked as Lilly suddenly laughed and broke the joke, she turned quickly to Lilly and blinked while she laughed.

"T-That... was Funny!? That was funny!? Where was the punchline!" She whined.

Lilly offered Kelly back her phone before letting out a sigh. Sure, she really didn't have a punchline, but it was still funny in its own way. Besides, it's not like she did anything to help it along.

"Well, let's see you come up with something better. I was having a hard enough time trying to not laugh!" Lilly said, chuckling a bit as she thought about it. Even though the prank wasn't a real success, she got a laugh out of it. That helped her get into a better mood at the very least.

"T-Thats not how it wooorks!!!" Kelly screeched as she faliled her arms, nabbing her phone back she quickly went to redial the number to show Lilly how it was done!

"I WILL!" Kelly exclaimed before putting the phone to to her ear and waiting for Mercy to pick up, if she did, Kelly would waste no time yelling into it.

"MERCEDES WRENN!!! THIS IS KELLY CONWAY! I'VE JOINED FORCES WITH CHEERLEADER LILLY TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING SLUT WHO EATS COCKS FOR BREAKFAST AND THAT YOU'RE A RETARD FOR USING BUBBLEGUM AS SHAMPOO!! SOOO FUUUUUCK YOOOOUUU!!" Kelly screamed into the phone, panting out of breathe immeidately.

"What do you think of that!? Ratings Killer!"

Mercy rolled her eyes when the phone rang again with the same number. Once was fun but now? What could they hope to accomplish? Just for kicks she clicked the phone on and heard screaming on the other end before she even put the phone to her ear.

She clicked the loudspeaker so Kelly's grating voice invaded her apartment. She furrowed her brow and when Kelly was finished, Mercy grinned. "Think?" She said. "Well that's definitely one thing I CAN do. Which one of you is the brains again or are you both just cruising along on autopilot?" Mercy snickered and leaned back on her couch. "I don't mind you taking her under your wing. But... she already knows how to lose really badly and embarrass herself."

Kelly immediately grit her teeth as she heard Mercy speak to her with that ever confident tone. She was just too smug for her own good. Even to Kelly!

"Fool! You're way in over your head! I've taken Lilly under my wing alright! I've taught her some dreaded Conway techniques that will make you cry out in pain! Tell her Lilly!" Kelly cried, putting the phone on speaker for Lilly to answer.

Lilly had to rub her temples with her fingers after listening to Kelly screaming at Mercy trhough the phone. She was really this pissed over a terrible punch line? Seriously? And people said that she was an angry person. Kelly was just... ugh.

"Yes... Yes it's true. You'd better be ready Mercy. Because when our match comes, you'll be wishing that you didn't agree so easily," Lilly said simply when Kelly stuck the phone in her face.