Swallow Your Pride!

"Apple-Desu!" Kelly shouted suddenly with the widest grin.

Mercy raised an eyebrow when Lilly spoke. However when the second voice shouted something, Mercy shook her head. She leaned back in her seat and smiled. The voices sounded a little familiar but even if she couldn't quite place them, She was going to play along.

"So, Apple-desu," she said with a smirk, "what was your question again?"

This was just too much. Lilly was struggling just to keep her composure when Mercy replied. Was she really buying? Of course she was. She was just stupid enough to buy it. Something as stupid as this... it's right up her alley.

"The question was what color is your refrigerator?" Lilly was to the point of tears as she held back her laughter. She didn't think she would be able to keep it up much longer.

"Malachite."

Kelly started to crack up hard.

"Heeee~" Kelly slumped against Lilly burying her face into her shoulder while covering her face. "Kekekeke" She cackled. "St-Stop...Stop laa... Laughin'!" Kelly muttered she she tried to control herself, only to snort and laugh infectiously.

"What the fuck is Malachite!? That Spanish for Gay!?!" Kelly snickered into Lilly's head as she toppled against the blonde while in ear's distance of the phone, able to hear everything clearly.

Even Lilly was having a hard time composing herself at that one. Was it just so hard to say green? Of course Mercy had to try and sound a whole lot smarter than she actually was, even if it meant she had to use uneccesary long words to do so.

"I s-see," Lilly said, trying her best to hid her snicker that was forcing it's way out of her. "Next question; do you wipe from front to back, or back to front?"

Mercy raised her eyebrow at Lilly's question. "Is Apple in the toilet paper business? What will you call it? The iwipe? I'll bet internal testing on that has to be a pretty crappy job." Mercy chuckled. "Get it? Cause, you know, they wipe their butts for a living. See what I did there?"

Kelly practically spat in hysteria at Lilly's next question, it was gross, out of nowhere and very funny to Kelly... However...

Immediately all the fun ended. Kelly stopped laughing as she put the weight of her arm on Lilly's right shoulder while she gripped the phone tighter in her palm. She frowned with great disappointment before turning to Lilly and speaking in a low whisper.

"...Tch. Looks like we got a smartass. She thinks she's sooooo intelligent, but she's not.". It took Kelly some effort to not fly off the handle and just snap at Mercy and begin cursing her out.

Lilly held one hand over her mouth as she tried to hide her innevitable laughter. Kelly was also trying her best not to laugh. At least, she was. Her laughter came to a halt when she let Mercy's "I'm so smart" attitude get to her. And people said that she was easy to anger? Please.

The cheerleader placed her hand over the reciever of the phone and gave Kelly a stern look. "Yes, I know that. We both know that. There's no need to get your panties in a bunch over it right now, is there?"

"Is that question part of the survey?" Mercy smirked. She'd heard the snickering. It was her turn to have some fun.