Swallow Your Pride!

Lilly had a feeling Kelly didn't particularly agree with her statement. But it didn't really matter. The cheerleader knew how amazing she was, and soon enough, everyone else would to. Even Kelly would have to agree at some point. But all in good time. "Yes, of course," she said as she got off of her teacher, getting back to her feet. Now her blood was boiling. She was ready to do more!

But of course, Kelly was hung up on silly gossip.

"Well, of course she is. I mean, do you really think she got where she is by not sucking some higher-up dick? Weak as she is, there's no way she gained the leverage she has without someone pulling some strings for her," Lilly didn't know, or care if what she was saying was true. It just felt good to vent, and trash talk the little bubblegum head. "I mean, she's not as smart as she wants to think she is. If she was, she wouldn't have agreed to the terms I have her. She's willing to risk so much just for the slim chance of having me gone for good. See? Stupid."

Kelly cleared her throat when Lilly got off her. Nothing hotter than a hotty cheerleader with a short skirt sitting on top of you... Even if she was a total bitch. Who did she think she was!? Only Kelly herself was aloud to have such a bad attitude!

But as Lilly went into Gossip Mode, Kelly just snickered with delight as Lilly bashed the paralegal, Mercy like the whore she no doubtfully was!

"Dude. You are so right. She can't be that smart, she doesnt even act professional! She shut down my awesome show just because Taylor Parker made a T-Shirt with her stupid hick boyfriend's face on it! HOW DUMB IS THAT!?" Kelly whined with a clear pout.

"...We should prank call her."

Lilly didn't know how their training had gotten so off track. She came here to learn how to thuroughly kick the piss out of Mercy, but now she was just talking shit about her. Sure, it felt good, but she had priorities... but she couldn't resist a good gossip. It was just too fun.

"I don't know anything about your show. But that's how she is, throwing more weight around than she has. It was bound to bite her in the ass eventually." Lilly couldn't hide the giggle that came next. Talking like this with someone didn't come very often for her. It felt good to converse, but she wouldn't go as far as to call Kelly her friend. Not quite.

"A prank call? Kind of childish don't you think?" Lilly gave her this look that just screamed "are you serious?" That didn't last long though. Her look soon melted into one of giddy excitement before she said "Let's do it."

"....Huh?" Kelly sobbed a little at hearing that Lilly didn't watch her show. That was just hurtful. She didn't even hear what else was being said about that fool Mercy.

Anyway, Prank calls!

"Well... Yeah!" Kelly admitted defensively like, 'So!? Whats the big deal!?' so she just looked at Lilly with a stern demeanor until the cheerleader's face shifted into an expression of giddy exitement that made Kelly grin deviously along with, her words prompting Kelly to quickly flip out her cell, going down her contacts list as she huddled up next to Lilly.

"Dude this is gonna be good..." She snickered, putting the phone on speaker and holding it between Lilly and herself before something clicked in her head.

"......What are you gonna say?" Kelly had nothing and the phone was dialing.

Mercy picked up her phone when it buzzed. The number looked familiar but she couldn't place it. She shrugged and answered.

"Hello?"

Lilly felt a childlike excitement she hadn't felt in a long time. Even doing something as stupid as this was, it was still the most fun she had in forever. After all of the things that she had been dealing with, what with trying to get her revenge and such, it was a nice way to unwind... even if it does still have to do with Mercy.

"I don't really... OH WAIT! I got this. We pretend to be doing a survey, and we just ask her tupid questions," Lilly said as Kelly dialed the phone. She didn't have much time to think before she heard the phone ringing, and shortly after, Mercy answered.

"Um yes," Lilly started, masking her voice in a terrible mock male voice. "We are doing survey on random folks, just looking for general information. Your answers would help us... help you better," Lilly said, giggling a bit when she couldn't think fast enough to talk.

"First question, what color is your refrigerator?"

Kelly nodded eagarly at Lilly's idea. She could hardly wait to just fuck with the paralegal!

When Lilly began with her bad mock voice, Kelly slammed her palm over her mouth, trying to contain her snickering laughter as Lilly giggled. Her laughter made her laugh.

Mercy frowned as she heard who it was. She didn't know she was being pranked but she wasn't in the mood for whatever dumb survey she was being asked. Wasn't the whole point of having a cell phone so that she didn't have to deal with this junk?

"What is the name of your company? Is this survey for solicitation purposes?" She asked, narrowing her eyes as she crawled over to her lap top and flipped it open.

"Big Dicks R Us" Kelly mumbled with a snicker that she hid from the phone.

Lilly had to hid back her snicke when she heard Kelly say Dicks R' Us. It was so hard to just not blow it nd start laughing, but she wanted to make Mercy more and more annoyed. That's how she was after all. Everything made her annoyed.

"We are from... Apple?" Lilly said, naming the first company to come to mind. She knew she probably blew it, but that was alright. It was still funny.