Poking the bear (For Kamina)

Inside Alexander Vladimir locker at the AFW Tension gym, lovingly wrapped in an envelope with kisses...

Dear Mr [s:3gi06au7]stupid face[/s:3gi06au7] Vladimir
This is a public service announcement to inform you just how much you suck, just incase you were in any doubt what-so-ever of this fact:

You really do suck...

You suck [s:3gi06au7]bad[/s:3gi06au7] [s:3gi06au7]hard[/s:3gi06au7] [s:3gi06au7]a really[/s:3gi06au7] A REALLY REALLY lot!

You suck more than a baby vampire does, sucking breast milk through a sucking straw while using suction pads to scale a skyscraper in sucton street

Infact, you suck so much that we are now going to be referring to you as the "Giant Sucker"... In case you didn't know, we have dubbed you this title because we feel it encapsulates all your sucking qualities into just one phrase.

If you ever think about challenging us (ThE BRaT PaCK) for our 24/7 title belt, you're going to find yourself sucking our ass!!!!

Signed:
Izzi and Cham Cham

Alex was in the mood to beat the living hell out of something; mainly a punching bag, as he made his way into the locker room to change for the gym. At first upon opening his locker, he didn't even take notice of the letter. He quickly changed in a muscle shirt, shorts and padded gloves and boots (since he had a bad tendency to break every single bag he is done with). "Hrmmmm..." He neatly folded his casual clothing into squares and placed them at the bottom of his locker. Its not until he is about the close to the door that he saw the letter. "What the fu-" He whispered out an incomplete curse as his hand reached for the letter. Without much care, he teared the letter open and started to read it. His eyes quickly started to skim across the contents...as well as the many crossed out phrases. As the Russian got closer to the bottom of the letter, his eyes narrowed more and more; with an obvious sign of annoyance in his face. The Brat Pack? Just who the hell where they? He thought to himself. As of late, he hadn't made himself aware of the current AFW news...so he would have no idea about the nefarious little group of Kawaiis. "Hrmmm....Brat Pack" He hummed out for a moment...staring at the letter once more. He then shook his head and crumbled up the paper in his hand. Tossing it over his head, making it almost perfectly into the trashcan behind them, Alex started to walk towards the gym and said outloud. "Not interested in little kid's games..."

Arriving at the gym, Alex took noticed that no one was there. He liked it the emptiness. That way, he could go all out. Eying the punching bag in the far right corner, like a poor sucker waiting to be knocked out, Alex slowly made his way over to it. Once there, He grinned and clenched his fists. Tensing all the muscles in his upper body he quickly mounted a stance and started to pound away at the bag, each punch throwing the bag backwards with a frightening amount of force. "HRAGHH!! HAAAA!!!!! RAAGHHH RRGHHH!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR RAAAAAAGGGGGGH!" He yelled with each punch, not evening thinking about the letter he found in his locker.

Meanwhile, hidden inside one of the larger lockers in the locker room, two unnoticed eyes were looking through the grill slits as the carefully planned out letter was screwed up and thrown in the bin before Alex walked out..

"And to think I spent a good hour thinking up that letter, hand writing it and delivering it personally!!"

"Cham Cham still no get why Izzi get to sit on Cham Cham shoulders in the locker... Cham Cham want it should be the other way round."

"What..? you don't wear panties, you're not sitting with your dirty loin cloth over my face! Now stop fidgeting and let me think... Seems like we are going to have to up the ante on operation 'poke the bear' ... The letter offensive proved ineffective.."

"Want Cham Cham to go claw Alex's face...?" she said before following it up with a "weow!" and a hiss as she clawed at the inside door of the locker... not that anyone could see, Izzi was on her shoulders and the locker was dark.

"No no... we gotta be subtle... we gotta use finesse... this is a delicate operation..."

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A few moments later... Cham Cham kicked the door open to the gym Alex had entered a few moments ago and pointed a paw glove his way

"HEY YOU.. LET'S FIGH-!!" the mysterious cat girl that Alex wouldn't have even been given the chance to look at was suddenly grabbed and yanked back through the door. There was some muffled voices, the word "subtle" being used noticeably on a couple of occasions. Then there was silence for a good few moments, evidently who ever it had been had decided to leave and the two girl that then opened the door probably had nothing to do with that.

Two kawaii girls dressed as a cat girl and succubi walked in while whistling nonchanlantly and took a seat on the bench down a little ways away from him.

"Sooo..." Izzi said loudly enough that Alex could hear and it was obvious that he was meant to hear even though she was speaking to Cham Cham

"Did you hear about that Giant Sucker that going around Tension?"

"Yeah... what a dumb dumb."

"You said it, man.. I'd like to give him a slap around the face for sucking so much..."

Alex was in the middle of his hard assault on the bag, putting up a relentless amount of punches against the poor sandbag. "Hrrrr...hrr...hrrh...hrrr..hrr....hrrr!" Man...if only he knew a girl could take this pain punches without falling. That would be hot! His streak would continue until heard the gym door bust open from behind him and heard a blurb of words, too fast for him to hear. "Hrm?" Alex suddenly stopped his punching and looked over his shoulder. No one was in sight. Narrowing his eyes, he looked around the gym. He SWORE he had heard someone just then. However, after a few moments, Alex went back to his work out; but this time going at a slower rate than before.

Alex was almost ready for the next distraction as two girls, of whom he didn't know their identities, slowly strolled in and sat on a bench not far away from him. He had watched them the whole time. But as they sat down, the Russian went back to punching the bag, but keeping an ear open.

Alex listened to their conversation as he continued to punch. It was obvious enough that they wanted to hear him, but what got him slightly was the fact that the SEEMED to be talking about him. Of course, he couldn't confirm that as of yet, so he let the thought slide from his head. They seemed like little kids after all. Maybe they were from the Kawaii league? Or just someone wrestlers annoying kids? They seemed pretty harmless anyways. Alex slowly tuned the two girls at as he tried to get into his groove once more.

Izzi grinned impishly and sneaked a peak over in Alex's direction, expecting to see him storm angerily over towards them.. But it seemed like he had either not noticed the duo or was ignoring them to continue his work on the punching bag. She growled faintly in the back of her throat, wrinkling her nose.

"Damn it.." She whispered to Cham Cham, making sure that Alex couldn't actually hear this bit..

"He's not biting..."

"Yeah... looks like I'm just gonna have to bang the obnoxiousness up another notch." Izzi got to her feet and started to walk over towards Alex with a coy look on her face. Cham Cham decided to follow along behind her, although the feline didn't really know what the succubi was planning... No doubt it was going to be something subtle and sophisticated

"Soooooooo... have you heard...?" She said, apparently to Alex "There's a giant sucker stinking up the Tension campus, thinking he's so tough cause he can beat up on punching bag.. Heh!" She looked to Cham Cham "I bet he couldn't even compete in the 24/7 kinda competition we are always in Chammers."

Alex continued to smash away at his target,; the bag. By now, there was obvious and major signs of abrasion in the spot he kept hitting. He was pretty sure that anymore and the bag would burst, although he didn't mind that. It was normal. Alex grinned, but the smile would only last so long as the two kids that seemed to try and annoy him just a moment ago would try to again, but more forcefully. Watching one of the little girls walk up in front of him broke his concentration. The Russian narrowed his eyes. It was obvious now that they were trying to get his attention.

"Hrrm...." The Russian grumbled a bit as his punches slowed down. By now, Alex could tell this little girl wanted to aggravate him by her insults. The whole time they had been talking about him! But why? The answer would sooner than he thought as she more or less openly challenged him to a match. Alex couldn't help but grin, but really he almost couldn't stop himself from bursting out in laughter. A 24/7 title match? Against these two?! Alex couldn't take her seriously. There was NO WAY these little girls could wrestle, even more so hold their own against him. They must of been just kids. Annoying ones at that. They were just trying to kill some time...by bugging an ACTUAL wrestler.

He suddenly couldn't help but chuckle a bit before ramming his fist into the bag with a crazy amount of force. His hand punctured right through the bag's cloth, through sand, and out the other end. Of course, the momentum from his arm also broke the sandbag clean off the chain it was attached to. "Hmph Tch...hehe...opps" Alex slowly freed his hand and leg the bag drop into a pile in front of him. "Is that so?" He would finally say to the little girl in front of him. "Well...I'm pretty sure he doesn't break them when he is done with them..Only I do that..." Alex headed over to the bench and picked up the towel sitting there to wipe there fine layer of sweat that had built up on his massively muscular body. Whipping around his neck he added. "A 24/7 title match isn't something kids should be toying about either....It no joke! haha! Best you go back to your parents before security gets you..." Alex said as he left the gym without another word, still fully convinced they were just annoying kids.

Alex punching a hole through the punching bag didn't seem to bother the two brats, but what did seem to bother them was the fact that he was laughing off them as "little kids" that they apparently were..

"Feh!" Izzi expressed in an unimpressed manor from Alex's comment about the punching bag.

"I was out here pounding on that bag an hour ago..." She said closing her eyes and waving her hand dismissively "Heh..! Probably just softened it up for you... I don't think a grade A sucker coulda punched through it any other way."

Cham cham, who had been standing a few steps back decided to drop down onto all fours and run up the short 5 or so meter to them as soon as she heard the comment about little kids not toying with the 24/7 title.. When she reached her destination a mere 1 second later, she got back up onto her feet, standing up straight with her paws on her hips, leaning forwards menacingly almost like a kitty cat trying to make herself look big.

"Cham Cham have you know that Cham Cham and Izzi already competed in 24/7 match... Maybe now you show Cham Cham some respect!"