Bandit Wabbits > Pampered Poodles

Once again the big screen came on in the arena, a number of the audience actually intrigued and interested to see what the "Dastardly duo" might come up with next as the camera zoomed out of a banner saying "Bandit Wabbit's super cool evil lair". In front of the banner was a table which sat the one known only as "Wascal Wabbit" and hanging from the front of the tables was familiar wanted posters that appeared to have been spray painted over.





"So... here we are" The blonde bunny said. In the background, another familiar voice could be heard

[size=85:1nl0h5s2]"Ain't you the cutest kawaii ever..."

"Didn't I warn ya? Didn't I warn ya that if you didn't meet our demands.. we'd make another promo?"

[size=85:1nl0h5s2]"Yesh you is! yesh you is the cutest kawaii ever.."

"Well here we are... no carrots and no belts means... guess what?"

[size=85:1nl0h5s2]"And I'm gonna hug ya and nuzzle ya..."

"That's right! another promo brought to you by..."

[size=85:1nl0h5s2]"..and love ya and pat ya..."

"The super cool, awesome, witty, way better than silly pampered poodles duo..."

[size=85:1nl0h5s2]"..and play with ya hair and dress ya up in a pink tutu and-"

"... ...Bandit Bun Bun! Stop hugging and playing with that stupid poodle and get over here!" There was some scrambling noises and then finally a rather large but succulent looking butt with bunny tail obscured the camera's view.

"Oh! oh! can I keep her? huh sis? Can I?"

"Bun Bun get your bun buns out of the way of that camera!" Bandit Bun Bun scampered over to the side of of the table, her arms held up vertically in front of her chest

"Well... can I? please please please please please..?"

"Hmm.. Well, I guess that all depends on the rest of the pampered poodles trope..." Wascal Wabbit look straight at the camera's

"So whats it going to be...? You gonna hand over them belts and the carrots...? or is Bun Bun gonna get another plushie?"

"Oh oh.. the plushie... please choose the Tomo Plushie..." The screen faded and a rather abrupt voice over said

"This ransom was brought to you by Bandit Wabbits incorporated, please be assured that no plushies were harmed in the making of this promo... we can not make the same assurance about kawaiis."


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The screen suddenly cut to static and then refocused in on an extremely similar looking room with the trade mark BPA protection banner on the back wall instead of the "Bandit Wabbit's super cool evil lair" banner.



This time both Leah and Mara sat at the table, looking at a tv screen which had been playing the Bandit Wabbit's clip.

"Can you believe the nerve of them bandit wabbit?"

"Yeah sis... just imagine how many time they hugged that poor poor Tomo-chan"

"This sexy duo just doesn't understand how things are suppose to work around here... see, the pampered poodles are suppose to be gifted everything... Its just not PC to combat them with wit and charm!"

"I bets she was all cuddly wuddly too.."

"Yeah she probably got her brains hugged out during her stay.."

"Uh-huh <3"

"Well its just as well we stepped in and rescued her, now the pampered power pink poodle is back with all the other pampered poodles. There was no way the other two pampered poodles could have used their brain to outsmart the bandit wabbits..." Leah scoffed as she leaned on the table "I mean come on.. it was the super cool bandit wabbits against the a couple of poodles." the blonde bunny waved her hand dismissively "them bandits are just way too smart and the poodles way too dum..."

"They would have had them poodles chasing their own tails, wouldn't they sis?"

"Ha! thats right Mara.. Well anyway, luckily we stepped in so they wouldn't have to stand up for themselves... Heavens forbid they might actually strain a muscle in the process of doing said 'standing up' !

Anyway poodles... No need to thank us. But you might want to pay us some carrots or something... Otherwise the next time them bandit wabbits strike, we might not be around to save your pampered behinds"

The screen faded dark and again the same voice over came up

"This message was brought to you by the Love Bunnies.. No Pampered poodles were hurt in the production of this promo... However certain pampered poodles's self respect, pride, dignity and respectability all probably suffered inconsolable damage

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"Alright that's it," Chigusa said after seeing this latest taunt made by the Love Bunnies, who had somehow developed a very unhealthy rivalry with Eclipse after the idols got their belts back. Chigusa of course was done waiting. She was grinding her teeth the whole time she was watching the video, and now all she wanted to do was go after these two rude bunnies and teach them a lesson. Megumi put her hand on Chigusa's shoulder, gripping for a second hard to distract Chigusa.

"Shush, don't get mad," Megumi said, "But yes, we really should get even now. I want the belt to be legitimate."

Chigusa looked up at her friend. "It is legitimate! We never lost a fair tag match!" Chigusa said.

Megumi shrugged. "Well we still need to defend our titles," Megumi said, "And there's no better opponents than these two. I mean, they've been pretty much angling for this the whole time. Why don't we show them how much better we are?"

Chigusa did not want to indulge the bunnies, but Megumi had a point. Tag teams were a shambles nowadays with all the broken friendships and rivalries, and the Bunnies were the best candidates left. And they were pretty damn good too. Chigusa had to admit she wanted to pummel their smarmy faces in more often than once.

"So I guess we give them a shot?"



The big screen over the arena flickered to life again, this time in front of a slightly red-faced Chigusa and a rather disdainful Megumi. The idols obviously did not enjoy doing this kind of thing. But it seemed like the proper response. They were being filmed in the VIP room above the arena, which had been slightly modified. They were sitting in big elegant leather chairs, and each girl held a glass of wine. They were dressed in overelaborate fake furs, and had big fake jewelery on too.

"Well I must say the life of the pampered poodle is quite good!" Megumi said, stunningly enough in English in a full British accent, "But it is rather annoying to have those rabbits running everywhere."

"Indeed, if I may say it is quite the annoyance!" Chigusa responded, in an equally obnoxious British accent, "Whatever should we do about this ghastly rodent problem?"

"I say- I say we ought to go for a hunt!" Megumi said, "We are hounds after all."

"Yes. Yes!" Chigusa said, "A hunt it is then! To sate our bloodlust on the tender flesh of some rabbits!"

They turned to the cameras. "You hear that Love Bunnies? In case you don't know, this is us calling you out," they said simultaneously, in perfect timing.

"Normally champions shouldn't do this, but you've successfully pissed us off," Chigusa said.

"So we're gonna come after you," Megumi said.

"Here's the deal, we'll give you a fair-ish shot at getting the titles," Megumi said, "You'll get a championship tag team match. I say fair-ish because we all know this isn't a fair matchup! I mean, you guys are gonna get your ass kicked so hard!"

"Now calm down Megumi, don't be too excited!" Chigusa said, "But yes, that's our deal. You want the belts, you can take them from us. But be prepared to be hurt."

"Oh and if you don't accept, we're gonna come over and beat you anyways," Chigusa continued with a cute smile, "Best of wishes!"

And the screen cut to black.