Topic: Wrestling?

Can't believe RVD won against Cesaro. Man I hope he wins the title even if it is just the IC title.

Is the main event really going to be 15 minutes of Cena somehow overcoming the odds? because the full Wyatt family wouldn't need 15 minutes to take Cena down.

He'll get his ass beat for 15 then rapadoo out a win in the spill over time. :V

Tai's 5 thoughts from Raw:

1. Wade Barrett is awesome. He finally learned how to show charisma and he's always been solid in the ring. Looking forward to seeing him pushed, as long as he keeps the beard and for gods sake, doesn't bring back that horrible haircut he used to have. Him vs Sheamus was awesome

2. Kane is back as the monster again, and, considering how non a threat he's been for some time, this was actually a good way to bring him back in. Sadly, we can't see any testicles tied to car batteries likes 11 years ago, but it could still be fun to watch. Should be a good match depending on what the match type is.

3. Apparently Midgets can kick EVERYONE in the balls, and not get DQed. That being said, WWE should bring back midget wrestling, cause that midget battle royal years ago was funny.

4. So...last week Evolution had other people do their dirty work before they attacked Shield. This week they had bodyguards and didn't do anything. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY EVOLUTION!!! Also, somebody give Triple H a cough drop. At least Shield has the balls to try and go face to face with their attackers. You'd think they WOULD take Shield more seriously, since HHH has used their services for half a year, and Orton got beat by them over and over again. Hell, Shield has more wins over John Cena than HHH does.

5. So it seems like Cesaro/RVD's ending was a little botched. Cesaro's new music is badass and heavy, best way to end that RVD/Heyman segment would have been Heyman to be like "Your talking to me!? Was I the one that got busted smoking weed 8 years ago?" XD

Bonus thought:

6. Cenawinslol

Cena only won on a technicality. ;P The real victory here goes to Bray. ;P

And yes, Evolution is looking weak as fuck right now.

So according to rumor, Batista will be taking a few months off after Extreme Rules, in order to promote the Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Sooo......what was the point of having him win the Royal Rumble and main event Wrestlemania again?

I'll give Batista some credit, since he did tap out at Mania, and I'm convinced that this Evolution/Shield match is meant to put over Roman Reigns/The Shield, but isn't this "Part Timer" thing just getting out of hand?

Rock comes back for a total time of a month or two, main events Survivor Series 2011 and Mania 28, winning the match and cashing a fat check, before vanishing for months upon months, then comes back to win the title off Punk, beats him in a rematch, and main events Mania again, cashing another fat check, though at least he lost that time.

Lesnar at least worked more matches, but he still vanished after Summerslam, did a "match" with Big Show, then cashed a fat Mania check and beat the streak, and is now also supposedly taking off till summerslam.

Batista came back, won the rumble, jobbed Del Rio out, talked shit about other talent, out of character, and still cashed a fat main event mania paycheck, and after what will most likely be the main event for Extreme Rules, he's supposedly gone till Summerslam.

I think the issue I take with this is that all signs pointed towards WWE's original plans being Batista winning the belt off Orton....so...Batista was gonna do the big return, win the belt, make the money...then drop the belt back to Orton a month later and leave until the next big paycheck came along?

No wonder I was so glad D-Bry won the belt. I mean, could you imagine if Batista won the belt from Orton, either solo or in a triple threat match with HHH, AND Lesnar beat the streak in the same day?

I know we don't know for certain if the "part timers" issue was one of the reasons Punk walked out, but to be honest, I can't say I'd be surprised if it was something that was pissing him off.

At least Jericho doesn't pull this kind of crap on his part time comebacks.

[quote="Old_Man_Tai":2nw7pkuc]I'll give Batista some credit, since he did tap out at Mania, and I'm convinced that this Evolution/Shield match is meant to put over Roman Reigns/The Shield, but isn't this "Part Timer" thing just getting out of hand?