Topless Boxing: "Duchess" Victoria Vs. "One Punch" Patty

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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event! We've got 5 rounds of the hottest topless boxing this side of the Irish Sea! Tonight's battle is a battle of pride as well as a contest of physicality! Let's get to the introductions!

Announcer: In the Red Corner, Hailing from the United Kingdom, "Duchess" Victoria Laaaaaancaaaasteeer!

Announcer: And her opponent, In the Blue Corner, Hailing from Ireland, "One Punch" Patty O'Haaaaanahaaaaaan!"

Referee: "Ladies touch gloves and and get ready to box!"
Patty: Yer goin down, priss!"

Victoria: "Hmph! As if."

Announcer:: Round 1!
*Ding Ding Ding*

Announcer: Victoria comes out of the corner quickly, but Patty lumbers forward slowly. Victoria pulls back a punch thinking she's fighting a lumbering lummox and the Irish rose catches her over committing!

Announcer: Patty throws a bomb, hoping to make Victoria pay for over extending but the Brit deftly dodges out of the way!

Announcer: Victoria pivots on her heel, standing strong as she prepares a counter assault!

Announcer: Victoria's counter punch is a frustrated bomb, hoping to put the tricky Irish girl down but Patty leads with a feint, once again catches Victoria off guard, leaving Victoria vulnerable!

Announcer: Patty's bluffs finally pay off as she smashes Victoria with a right cross, putting the posh Brit on the canvas!

Patty: "Stay down if you know what's good for ya."

Victoria: "Nnnghh..."

Announcer: Victoria staggers to her feet after a 7 count and slaps her mitts together, looking to avenge her wounded pride and body!

Announcer: Critical Miss! Victoria is still dazed from Patty's vicious hit and throws a looping hook that doesn't even come close to Patty. The Irish woman has a mean gleam in her eye as she charges towards Victoria!

Announcer: Victoria can only hold up her gloves and hope for the best as Patty's fist slams into her, breaking through her defenses and putting her down to the mat again!

Patty: "Get up!'

Announcer: Patty taunts Victoria who has to use the ropes to make it up in time to beat the count.

Victoria: "Uugh..."

Announcer: At first it looks like Victoria didn't want to get up again, but... she refused to let it end so soon! Still! as she sees Patty charge at her once more!, she must be wondering if this round will ever end!

Announcer: With barely any defenses to speak of, Victoria is slammed with a hard punch in her stomach. Her knees wobble and she slumps against Patty who is about to lift up Victoria by the chin and give her a final humiliating blow!

*Ding Ding Ding!*

Announcer: The Bell sounds and saves Victoria!

Announcer: The seconds try their best to boost Victoria's confidence going into round two as well as try and slow the swelling of her right eye. Patty meanwhile has her arms crossed over her chest as she glares at Victoria. "You're Dead." She mouths and slams her fists as the new round is about to begin!

Announcer: Round 2!
*Ding Ding Ding!*

Announcer: Victoria steps forward on shaky legs, determined to fight for every last bit of pride she has and tosses a few weak jabs at Patty to "test her defenses". The Irish girl swats them away and pulls back for a counter attack!

Announcer: Victoria has the will to continue but her body won't keep up with her mind and Patty's attack slips through and hits her in the ribs!

Announcer:It looks like Victoria isn't out of this fight though! No matter how much punishment she's taken, she doesn't seem to want to go down!

Announcer: Victoria musters up another attack but the fresh faced Patty is able to easily defend once more.Astonishingly, Victoria continues to press on with another assault for the sake of her pride!

Announcer: Victoria's pride affords her nothing but an opportunity that Patty seizes as Victoria misses badly. Patty hopes to once again trying to put the pesky Brit down!

Announcer:Patty winds up a thunderous hook but her eyes widen as she goes in for the kill and Victoria manages to dodge!
Patty: "Why won't you go down!"

Announcer: Patty growls at Victoria the bell rings and closes the round!.

Victoria: "I... Duchess Victoria Lancaster... cannot be defeated..."

Announcer: Victoria gives a defiant retort as she spins on her heels
and tries her best to walk gracefully back to her corner, unable to completely hide the fatigue and pain.

Announcer: Round 3!
*Ding Ding Ding!*

Announcer: After a brutal first round, Victoria has done her best to remain composed. Patty looks angry now. Has the prideful Brit managed to tip the psychological edge in her favor even with a nearly swollen eye?

Announcer: Patty comes out swinging wildly and her headhunting gets her nothing but air as the Brit dodges and moves for her own assault!

Announcer: Victoria swings but Patty ducks down low to avoid the looping hook! But with Patty ducked low,Victoria's got another shot, can she capitalize with this attack?

Announcer: Victoria throws an uppercut to follow up her hook and try and catch Patty's chin but Patty pulls away and leaves Victoria exposed!

Announcer: Patty spins on her heels and swings her fist into Victoria's gut, sending the Brit to the mat!

Announcer: Avoiding the dreaded head punch, Victoria is able to beat the count. She flips her hair defiantly, trying to hide her fatigue and trepidation, still cradling her stomach despite her flippant display.

*Ding Ding Ding!*

Announcer: The bell clangs and the round is over before Victoria has to decide to assault Patty Further or retreat. Thankful, she staggers back to her corner for a much needed rest.

Patty: "You must like getting pounded to a pulp. Heh. I was trying to save you a little pain."

Announcer: Round 4!
*Ding Ding Ding!*

Announcer: Victoria steps up, ready to continue but one has to wonder how can she go on? Patty still looks as fresh as she did in round 1, if not a little frustrated by not being able to put away a clearly outmatched opponent!

Announcer: Victoria practically walks to the center of the ring and throws a token punch at Patty. Has she finally lost the will to fight?!

Announcer: With her gloves hanging at chest level, Victoria cant bring her heavy mitts up in time and is rocked by a solid hook from Patty!

Announcer: Shockingly, Victoria doesn't go down! Does she have anything left in her to even form another attack? She must get something going or she's in for another long round!

Announcer: Victoria musters up a jab to the body but Patty swats it away! Will Patty finally take pity on Victoria and put her out of her misery?!

Announcer: Patty reaches up with her glove and grabs Victoria's chin. The Brit does little to defend herself as Patty pulls back and smashes Victoria as hard as she can, sending Victoria to the mat along with a spray of blood and her mouth guard! Victoria's eyes roll into her head and she falls to the canvas like a tree, laying down spread eagle, completely unconscious. Her chest heaves up and down.

Victoria: "..."

Announcer: Victoria goes down and lays panting on the canvas! Looks like she's finally out, Ladies and Gentlemen!

*Ding Ding Ding!*

The Bell clangs and miraculously saves her! Or condemns her to one more round of brutality!

Announcer: Patty has this fight won in every area and with Victoria's eye completely closed and a cut that barely managed to get stopped, the ref asks her if she wants to continue.

Announcer: To the referee's question, Victoria just nods her head weakly. Unbelievable! After so much punishment, does she plan on going on?!

Announcer: Round 5!
*Ding Ding Ding!*

Announcer: Patty looks shocked as the bell clangs.

Patty: "You've been punched stupid!"

Announcer: Patty calls out as she bolts towards Victoria who is barely out from her corner.
Announcer: Victoria holds her hands up and the whole crowd sees the strain it takes just to lift her gloves. Patty launches a jab to try and daze Victoria and set up for a monster knockout punch and Victoria's head snaps back as it catches her.

Announcer: Why is she still trying to go on? It's almost un bearable to watch! but.. it looks like she's still going to try for an attack! Does.. she even know where she is!?

Announcer: Patty drops her guard and holds out her chin, taunting Victoria. Victoria swings her arm back and Patty pulls away, laughing.

Patty: "C'mon, I'll give ya a free shot!"

Announcer: Patty then points to her chin and mocks the Brit as the last minute of this brutal massacre winds down.

Announcer: Patty pulls away and laughs as Victoria launches one final futile swing. She then pats the Brit on the head and runs her glove down Victoria's face. She leans in and gives the beaten Victoria a kiss on the lips before pulling back, ready to finally put the nail in this bloody coffin. Just as she's about to step forward, the bell rings and this match is finally over!

*Ding Ding Ding!*

Announcer: Technically we have to go to the scorecards on this one but there's not a doubt in the world who won. A one sided fight from beginning to end, Victoria was out matched and out classed from the first bell tot he last!

Announcer: It looks like with the end of the match, Victoria's body finally runs out of adrenaline as he Brit falls to the ground onto her back even as the final echo of the bell lingers int he air. Her chest heaves up and down with every breath she takes, at least showing signs of life.

Announcer: "And the winner with a score of 50 to 41, "One Punch" Patty O'Haaaanahaaaan!"

Announcer: The crowd roars at the Irish girl's win as the ref lifts her hand. Patty grins and then looks down at Victoria. She lifts up her leg to go step on her breasts but stops. She then leans over and lifts the beaten girl up. She props her against herself with one hand and lifts Victoria's gloved hand with the other. The crowd roars and gives the tenacious Brit a standing ovation.

Patty: "That was one hell of a fight. I've never seen anyone take that kind of punishment and not quit. You've... earned my respect for sure."

Announcer: It looks like the Irish born beauty is blushing a bit as she speaks her words.

Announcer: Victoria is incredibly surprised by Patty's attitude after the match. Maybe... maybe the Irish woman wasn't as mean as she thought she was. The British duchess was only capable of holding her arm in the air because the Irish woman was lifting it up.

Victoria: "I... I thank you. You are certainly strong... much stronger than me..."

Announcer: Victoria manages a final murmur as she weakly looks at Patty.

Announcer: What an event ladies and gentlemen! Truly worthy of being called a Main Event! See you next time on Top Paw Boxing!

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