Magic the Gathering

I play and i'm the best there is. Or at least i was until my entire group stopped playing but fear my Nicol Bolas card Mwahahaha.

Nicol Bolas would last about 2 seconds against my deck ;P

I live by the saying that there is no such thing as too much creature kill and there isn't anything my graveyard deck can't kill that's a creature. Even if it's indestructible I'll send its ass to the yard.

I wonder how you would fare against my phyrexian deck then (with a bit of undead and demons) It is a deck based on the powers of the swamp. I will make sure you have a handsize of no more than 3 as you are forced to discard your deck will my creatures kill yours.

I'm sure it will do fine. I won't need YOUR help discarding my creature but don't worry, THEY'LL BE BACK

heck half the time I kill my OWN creatures more than other people's

Well the whole point of mine is that every time you kill one of my creatures you end up killing your own and everytime one of them enters the graveyard i gain health as you lose health. Also everytime you would discard a card you would lose health as well.

what do you use grave pacts? cause I have those in my decks too.

and plenty of disenchants for shenanigans

and the best card in the HISTORY of Magic.

Fuckin Balance.

well some of my best cards are netherborn phalanx

hypnotic spectre
bloodchief ascension
dirge of dread
cabal coffers
ob nixilis the fallen
extractor demon
Liliana Vess
Ascendant Evincar
Helldozer
Beacon of unrest
Souless one

So I was playing Magic today, this guy busts out 4 Valakuts, sends out Primeval Titan, gets 2 mountains, then activated all 4 Valakuts at once to kill me in one turn. That's why we can't have nice things in standard!!!

I'mma gonna build me a control deck and kick that asshole's ass. Fuck Valakut...

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Ascendant Evincar