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The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
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The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
Neal Deal Wrestling: The story of how one federation changed the world.
It's a story that some wanted to cover up.
But the truth would not be hidden.
Now, the full, tragic story can be told.
In January, 2011, one man previously known only for having [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2iPdzdleAo:2laeaj5i]literally no sense of rhythm and being the worst person ever to play the drums[/url:2laeaj5i], shocked the world.
([url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0sgwz-f-u4&t=0m24s:2laeaj5i]Sorry, about that last link, listen to this more appropriate music while reading the post.[/url:2laeaj5i])
Nealdeal14 had a revolutionary vision. A dream of a wrestling federation where, finally, as Neal himself put it anyone could "Wrestle the way you like"
It was an idea so world-changing that no top banner image could even express the concept. It was a deal that couldn't be refused. A Neal Deal. A deal only describable by it's sheer nealosity.
In fact, not even Neal himself could imagine the extent of possibilities encompassed by NealDeal [Wrestling]. It wasn't purely his story, it was everyone's. As Neal once famously stated, [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961-10.html#p93906:2laeaj5i]Dude it's your story not my[/url:2laeaj5i]. I'm not sure what that means, but I'm sure it's really profound.
The possibilities were endless, the only rules were [url=http://nealdealrpg.informe.com/forum/roster/fighter:2laeaj5i]No input file specified.[/url:2laeaj5i] You could make a female brawler represented by the emblem of a yellow flower, a male fighter represented by a square of what I assume is supposed to be water, or even a gender-neutral character known only as a 'rule' that could be represented by no emblem.
In this brave new world even a [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961-10.html#p93840:2laeaj5i]shota god-moding underage fart-fetishist[/url:2laeaj5i] could be champion. But then came the true test for this fledgling organization. Could Nealdeal14 sell his peerless idea to the public?
As of yet, the only other member willing to believe in this NealDeal [Wrestling] [Federation] was the enigmatic Sephirothmax. Some claimed Sephirothmax was the ultimate representation of the kabbalah concept of the ten facets of god, and would be the ultimate savior of NealDeal [Wrestling]. Others claimed that Sephirothmax was merely Nealdeal14 under another guise who had joined the board a second time under a pseudonym because he had no other friends at all.
Together Nealdeal14 and his alter-ego, Sepirothmax hatched a plan. What if they could advertise their board on another wrestling board which was inexplicably popular and successful? It would be "Big News!" for sure. But when the attempt was made two critical mistakes came to light.
First, nealdeal14 misspelled wrestling in his announcement. [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961.html#p93441:2laeaj5i]He misspelled the word wrestling.[/url:2laeaj5i]
Second, due to poor planning, NealDeal14's board was not Scandinavian. [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961-20.html#p102322:2laeaj5i]It wasn't Norwegian, or Swedish. It wasn't even fin[n]ish[/url:2laeaj5i]
Regrettably, Nealdeal14 never recovered from this blow. It was as if [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961.html#p93558:2laeaj5i]his board had been punched in the face, rolled up in a carpet, and thrown off a bridge.[/url:2laeaj5i] Nealdeal14 languished in obscurity for the remainder of his sad, little life succeeding only in [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961-20.html#p107427:2laeaj5i]continuing to make himself look like the biggest dumbass ever by posting on a board that he had been banned from months ago.[/url:2laeaj5i]
The End
It's a story that some wanted to cover up.
But the truth would not be hidden.
Now, the full, tragic story can be told.
In January, 2011, one man previously known only for having [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2iPdzdleAo:2laeaj5i]literally no sense of rhythm and being the worst person ever to play the drums[/url:2laeaj5i], shocked the world.
([url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0sgwz-f-u4&t=0m24s:2laeaj5i]Sorry, about that last link, listen to this more appropriate music while reading the post.[/url:2laeaj5i])
Nealdeal14 had a revolutionary vision. A dream of a wrestling federation where, finally, as Neal himself put it anyone could "Wrestle the way you like"
It was an idea so world-changing that no top banner image could even express the concept. It was a deal that couldn't be refused. A Neal Deal. A deal only describable by it's sheer nealosity.
In fact, not even Neal himself could imagine the extent of possibilities encompassed by NealDeal [Wrestling]. It wasn't purely his story, it was everyone's. As Neal once famously stated, [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961-10.html#p93906:2laeaj5i]Dude it's your story not my[/url:2laeaj5i]. I'm not sure what that means, but I'm sure it's really profound.
The possibilities were endless, the only rules were [url=http://nealdealrpg.informe.com/forum/roster/fighter:2laeaj5i]No input file specified.[/url:2laeaj5i] You could make a female brawler represented by the emblem of a yellow flower, a male fighter represented by a square of what I assume is supposed to be water, or even a gender-neutral character known only as a 'rule' that could be represented by no emblem.
In this brave new world even a [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961-10.html#p93840:2laeaj5i]shota god-moding underage fart-fetishist[/url:2laeaj5i] could be champion. But then came the true test for this fledgling organization. Could Nealdeal14 sell his peerless idea to the public?
As of yet, the only other member willing to believe in this NealDeal [Wrestling] [Federation] was the enigmatic Sephirothmax. Some claimed Sephirothmax was the ultimate representation of the kabbalah concept of the ten facets of god, and would be the ultimate savior of NealDeal [Wrestling]. Others claimed that Sephirothmax was merely Nealdeal14 under another guise who had joined the board a second time under a pseudonym because he had no other friends at all.
Together Nealdeal14 and his alter-ego, Sepirothmax hatched a plan. What if they could advertise their board on another wrestling board which was inexplicably popular and successful? It would be "Big News!" for sure. But when the attempt was made two critical mistakes came to light.
First, nealdeal14 misspelled wrestling in his announcement. [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961.html#p93441:2laeaj5i]He misspelled the word wrestling.[/url:2laeaj5i]
Second, due to poor planning, NealDeal14's board was not Scandinavian. [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961-20.html#p102322:2laeaj5i]It wasn't Norwegian, or Swedish. It wasn't even fin[n]ish[/url:2laeaj5i]
Regrettably, Nealdeal14 never recovered from this blow. It was as if [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961.html#p93558:2laeaj5i]his board had been punched in the face, rolled up in a carpet, and thrown off a bridge.[/url:2laeaj5i] Nealdeal14 languished in obscurity for the remainder of his sad, little life succeeding only in [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/discussion-f4/big-news-t3961-20.html#p107427:2laeaj5i]continuing to make himself look like the biggest dumbass ever by posting on a board that he had been banned from months ago.[/url:2laeaj5i]
The End
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Re: The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
I would be remiss if I didn't mention this.
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NEWS FLASH: the Archergurl who you speaking of is not part of AFW anymore and she's currently working in production for new game titles in Japan. I'm her Canadian friend who she gave her PC due to mines has crashed. She was nice enough to give it to me to help a friend in need. So she got a spared one that she uses for the things I've mention above. BTW, Anegge and Alexandra be sure to check the E-mail adresses carefully. As Archergurl and me aren't the same thing.
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Re: The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
Anyone who complains shall be block!
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Re: The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
*swoons*
You can't ignore me forever. I can't deny my feelings and I know you feel the same way...
Anegge, marry me in the ND14 Nuptial Ring tomorrow. My dad'll pick you up.
There's just no emoticon for what I'm feeling.
You can't ignore me forever. I can't deny my feelings and I know you feel the same way...
Anegge, marry me in the ND14 Nuptial Ring tomorrow. My dad'll pick you up.
There's just no emoticon for what I'm feeling.
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Re: The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
Egge.....This may be the greatest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Seriously, I havent laughed like this in a long time, thank you so much for this, you deserve ever bit of glory and praise you get for putting him in his place.
Seriously, I havent laughed like this in a long time, thank you so much for this, you deserve ever bit of glory and praise you get for putting him in his place.
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Re: The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
Happy to have had a hand in this.
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Re: The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
**cut to Luffy316, clearly aged decades from his last official sihting at Nealdeal Wrestling**
"I remember the hayday... I didn't have so much as a character concept or a single post to offer, and he let me in. Neal might not have been able to play the drums or play a guitar, but dammit if he couldn't pluck at the ol' heartstrings. I still don't remember what was going on there, whether it was the coke or because I just didn't do anything, but it was one of the most **unintelligable** times of my life"
but really, brava, egge
"I remember the hayday... I didn't have so much as a character concept or a single post to offer, and he let me in. Neal might not have been able to play the drums or play a guitar, but dammit if he couldn't pluck at the ol' heartstrings. I still don't remember what was going on there, whether it was the coke or because I just didn't do anything, but it was one of the most **unintelligable** times of my life"
but really, brava, egge
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Re: The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
Needs Bump.
This Story Shant be Forgotten.
This Story Shant be Forgotten.
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Re: The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
The story of Neal Deal Wrestling Episode II (now with romance!)
Sometimes, you come across the one the special someone and you know you just have to get their attention... so what do you do? You write that special someone a love letter...
But that doesn't work... you start to fear... Perhaps you got the address wrong? Perhaps the letter got buried under bills... so you decide the only way is to send them another love letter
Again ignored... Perhaps they aren't receiving your emails? ...Of course that's it!! Another approach is needed... maybe if you add them to facebook...
Again nothing... desperation starts to kick in and all you can do is to keep sending love letter after love letter... desperately seeking some acknowledgement
The quest for love continues
Sometimes, you come across the one the special someone and you know you just have to get their attention... so what do you do? You write that special someone a love letter...
25/04
Title: Please Unbanned me from AFW
From: Calvin Neal
To: kelseakk
or we can have a match
But that doesn't work... you start to fear... Perhaps you got the address wrong? Perhaps the letter got buried under bills... so you decide the only way is to send them another love letter
18/06
Title: Hey!
From: Calvin Neal
To: kelseakk
Unbanned nealdeal14! Just because I ask to many questions or it's my signature! Is not fair!
Again ignored... Perhaps they aren't receiving your emails? ...Of course that's it!! Another approach is needed... maybe if you add them to facebook...
24/06
Title: Calvin Neal wants to chat
From: Calvin Neal
To: kelseakk
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Again nothing... desperation starts to kick in and all you can do is to keep sending love letter after love letter... desperately seeking some acknowledgement
11/07
Title: HEY!
From: Calvin Neal
To: kelseakk
Unbanned me! Please! It's not fair
25/07
Title: Unbanned me!
From: Calvin Neal
To: Kelseakk
It's not fair
The quest for love continues
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Re: The story of: Neal Deal Wreslting
You should unbanned him.
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