Re: The Best match ever!

by MrsIffy Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:58 am

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Fuck you for not telling me the answer! <img src=

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Aah, I'm sooo mad! <img src=

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Fine, I give up! <img src=

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by Oathkeeper Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:01 am

Umm.. I think she already gave the answer..oh.. I no one!

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

by Firecyde Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:02 am

So there was this little girl, and she was excited over her grandparents coming over for thanksgiving.
That night she heard her mom yell, "I don't want that bitch and that bastard in my house!" The girl asked "Mom what do those words mean?" The mom answered. "Oh, those are you grandparents honey!" She woke up the next morning and heard her dad yell "SHIT!" She ran to the bathroom and asked "Dad, what's that word?" And he answered. "That's just my aftershave honey." Later that night she heard her mom yell. "FUCK!" She went to the kitchen and asked, "Mom, what's that word?" Mom answered, "Oh, that's just me cutting the turkey."

That morning she heard a knocking at the door and answered it with. "Hello Bitch and Bastard! Dad's in the bathroom rubbing shit all over his face and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"

by MrsIffy Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:03 am

[quote="Oathkeeper":ztjvcvtl]Umm.. I think she already gave the answer..oh.. I no one!

No!
The one with the cow with no legs! Where's the answer to that!? <img src=

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[quote="Firecyde":ztjvcvtl]So there was this little girl, and she was excited over her grandparents coming over for thanksgiving.
That night she heard her mom yell, "I don't want that bitch and that bastard in my house!" The girl asked "Mom what do those words mean?" The mom answered. "Oh, those are you grandparents honey!" She woke up the next morning and heard her dad yell "SHIT!" She ran to the bathroom and asked "Dad, what's that word?" And he answered. "That's just my aftershave honey." Later that night she heard her mom yell. "FUCK!" She went to the kitchen and asked, "Mom, what's that word?" Mom answered, "Oh, that's just me cutting the turkey."

That morning she heard a knocking at the door and answered it with. "Hello Bitch and Bastard! Dad's in the bathroom rubbing shit all over his face and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"

by Oathkeeper Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:03 am

yah, heard that one classi but better heard orally

by MrsIffy Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:00 pm

Okay, guys. I'm sober now <img src=

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Anyway, the best match I'm having right now is with the one and only...WrestleRyu <img src=

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http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/archive-matches-f23/tasty-challenge-phe-phe-vs-andy-t2321.html?hilit=whipped

Me vs Ryu in a whipped cream match! C'mon, how many of you guys can say that you've been in one? Me personally, I'm not into the whole food fetish, but after this match, I might not think it's so bad afterall. Whipped cream was an odd choice at first, but Ryu and I made it work out well.
It was very sexy as well. I never knew I had it in me <img src=

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http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/archive-matches-f23/woodland-brawl-matt-vs-phe-phe-t2032.html

Me vs Darius!
This match was extremely competitive, yet soooo hot! This wasn't even a hetai match, either. Can you believe it? Matt was relentless and so was I. He was eager on putting me out cold and Phe was more than eager to get herself knocked out as well. I could describe this match as a...mix of masochism and sadism in one.
My vocabulary was on the raunchy side and I tried my best to describe Phe's pain as something so satisfying.
It was a shame my inbox filled up so fuckin' fast that I had stop and reply to some matches I promised weeks prior. Darius, would you please forgive me? <img src=

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There is another note-worthy matchI really, really, want to post up, but it isn't quite done yet. So I'll just wait for that.

Anyway, not wanting to sound like a selfish bitch who only puts up matches that she's been in, I'm enjoying this other match right here:
http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/gym-f21/tyris-vs-jack-t2967.html

It's MosesGal vs Alexandra!
Moses is HILARIUS! And Alexandra makes the whole thing work out on her end. A very good combo! The both of these people can write well, too, I must add. <img src=

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by Firecyde Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:54 pm

wait, you were drunk? DAMNIT! Nobody tells me when people are drinking! <img src=

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also, moses looks to be funny!

by MrsIffy Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:56 pm

[quote="Firecyde":2w4e3o44]wait, you were drunk? DAMNIT! Nobody tells me when people are drinking! <img src=

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It was imported Jack Daniel's, if you must know <img src=

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Sorry you missed out, Firecyde <img src=

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I'll be sure to tell you when I'll be drinking another.

by Firecyde Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:01 pm

Woo! But, I can't drink alcohol, without it being against the law! I just like to know that people could tell me things...I'm a little odd that way

by MrsIffy Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:23 pm

[quote="Firecyde":cprdnyy9]Woo! But, I can't drink alcohol, without it being against the law! I just like to know that people could tell me things...I'm a little odd that way

No need to feel odd, Firecyde.
I'm pretty much a wierdo as well. I'm not the worst though. Unlike some people here..... <img src=

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