Ayesha's Second Practical - The Incompetent Force vs. The Lazy Object

Ayesha snapped out of her blank faced predicament when Maya announced she was ready. Looking left and right confusedly, she quickly shook her face trying to get herself to focus. Whispering to herself, "I got this...I got this..." she slowly....slowly inched her way towards her opponent, going in a slow circling motion that was so slow, one would assume her shoes were filled with cement or something. Her joggers dragged along the mat, causing an uncomfortable lot of annoying friction noises as she slowly approached Maya.

Maya eyed the girl while she creeped forward ever so... Slowly? Was she scared? From her experience, most wrestlers at least ran towards her to get the advantage... Since she wasn't the type to walk in towards her opponent, that meant Ayesha had to go the entire, painstakingly awkward distance between the two of them. The longer Maya waited, the more she cringed at how awkward this match was so far.

Finally, Ayesha got within arm's distance from Maya, and with how slow she was moving, Maya wondered if she could just stop her by putting a hand up. So she did exactly that. She would nonchelantly outstretch her arm in front of her with her palm facing forwards and place it on Ayesha's forehead in the hopes that it would stop her. "What the fuck was that?" She would ask regardless of whether her tactic worked or not.

Ayesha was shimmying towards Maya, totally not looking awkward at all, and was almost within reach...before Maya stuck a hand out and brought the idiot to a dead halt. Ayeshas face was left in what can only be described as abject befuddlement as she realized that's how slow she had been, based on Mayas voice asking her what was she doing.

"I'm gonna be level with you here. I have not a clue."

After saying that, Ayesha suddenly screamed at the top of her lungs "AIEIEIEIE!"before jumping upwards, splaying her arms out like a whale trying to belly flop, in an attempt to "strike" at the lazy object in front of her.

Maya held her hand out to keep her from moving forwards while sighing at her response, regretting her life choices that lead her to this moment. But she was taken aback when the Orange-skinned girl just started screeching, taking her off guard which gave Ayesha the opening she needed to jump onto her and take her down to the mat below the two of them. It didn't reallt hurt that much, but Maya was left surprised.

Once the surprise factor went away however, she attemoted to pull her opponent off by throwing her legs upwards and attempting to hook them underneath Ayesha's arms. If she were successful, she would try to push Ayesha's upper body back and away from her.

Ayesha's initial offense seemed like it did catch Maya offguard, but Maya, for how lazy she was, recomposed herself very quickly. As both fell, Maya managed to hook and push Ayesha off, who flew overhead and bounced off the mat like a ragdoll, splaying over it like a physics ragdoll prop.

Ayesha lay on the mat like that for a few awkward moments, before shooting up in a sitting position, staring in confusion around her like as if it didn't register to her what just happened, before turning to look at Maya. After an awkward silence, she asked, "Can you teach me how to do that?" she crawled up closer to Maya, suddenly pleading with big eyes, "Please teach me teach me teach me-"