Kawaii Wars: The Brat Strikes Back

Following: Kawaii Title: Claire St. Clair (c) vs. Mikagami "Micca" Arashio

Somewhere deep in the recesses of the AFW complex; in a room that had the words in a laminated sign "Janitor's storage closet" crossed out with a marker pen... Then had the words "Official Brat Pack recruitment office" scrawled underneath it and then also struck out... In a room that currently had a 3rd title scrawled underneath the first two of "Official Brat Pack War Room"... A camera crew had set up to record a pre arranged promo.

Now with the film rolling the two co founders of the brat pack (Izzi and Cham Cham) sat behind a desk that had an old timey war map spread across it, complete with miniture troops and sticks for pushing units around. The two brat pack members currently present wore instead of their usual attire, a set of camo hot pants and shorts.

"So a lot of people have been coming up to me lately and asking: Why did the brat pack get involved in the kawaii championship match at Avalanche.." Izzi paused for a moment for effect, slapping the war map moving stick she had in her right hand against her left palm

"You know what a better question would have been? Why haven't the brat pack been involved in the kawaii championship already. You see... It came to my attention that since the Killswitch Kelly Flower's stint as the kawaii champion, no member of the brat pack has been involved.. To be fair, we haven't been seeking it... We've been too busy winning the 24/7 Tension belt and taking on the big enemy, girls and men over the illegal height of 5"9... Meanwhile these girls on the kawaii division have..? What have they been doing again Chammers..?"

"Giving cuddles and hugging pillows." Cham Cham put in

"Right right... that... When people think of a kawaii girl they should be thinking of the brat pack with all that we do... yet its these dull haired girls who get to play with the belt.."

"Well Cham Cham says she's tired of balls and yarn and small moving red lights being used to distract her from getting her paws on the kawaii belt." Cham cham growled

"Well said Chammers... I think without us brat packers going for the kawaii belt, the kawaii division has stagnated to the point where the brat pack could take on the whole rest of the kawaii division and easily match them for number and skill." Izzi closed her eyes "You know what Sun Tzu said?"

"Son shoe said?" Cham Cham asked confused, but Izzi wasn't asking her... She suddenly slapped the stick she had been holding down onto the surface of the table, making a number of the solider unit jump and fall onto their sides as well as startling the feline next to her into a "Weeeeeoww!!"

"DO YOU?!" Izzi grinned and then chuckled to herself "He said: if fighting is sure to result in victory then you should fight... ... ... I forget how the rest of that goes, but the fighting part is the most important past... And seems the brat pack could go to war with the rest of the kawaii division and win... Then it must be what we should do!"

"Ahhh!" Cham Cham said and then nodded sagely "Profound."

"Yes..." Izzi said, the camera zooming menacingly in on her face "So beware Claire Clair.... Beware Mika Micca.... Beware Kawaii kawaii division... All your houses best be in order... Cause the Brat Pack are coming around for a cup of tea and to wage war..."

"Cham Cham doesn't drink tea..." Cham Cham whispered

"... The Brat Pack are coming around for a cup of tea and water for Chammers... And to wage war..."

"Cham Cham thinks Dani only has strawberry milkshake..."

"... The Brat Pack are coming around for a cup of tea, strawberry milkshake for Dani, water for Chammers, ... AND to wage war..."

"Can Cham Cham get a banana when she comes over...?" Izzi sighed

"... The Brat Pack are coming around for a cup of tea, strawberry milkshake for Dani, water and a banana for Chammers... AND to wage war..."

"Ouww.. what time?" Izzi closed her eyes and put her hand to her forehead as if masaging a headache

"W- We are not going to tell them when we are coming..."

"But then how are they going to get all the tea, strawberry milkshake, water and bananas ready for us then.. huh..? how?"

"Chammers Chammers... look," She put her hand on her partners shoulder "we are just go around and beat them up..."

"Ohhhh~... Shouldn't we just say we're coming to beat em up so that they don't go making all that tea and stuff.."

"Grr... now I've lost that menacing vibe I had going..." She then spoke to someone behind the camera "Can you like, just cut the last 15 seconds of this clip... ...what do you mean 'live'...?" The camera cut to black






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