Johnny Flash

Johnny Flash


Real name: Jean-Paul Fournier
Wrestling name: Johnny Flash
Nickname: Flash Man, Flashy, Johnny Deathmatch, The Megabastard, Zombie Flash
Sex: Male
Age: 24
Eyes: Blue/green
Hair: Black
Height: 6’1 (185cm)
Weight: 210lbs (95kg)
Nationality: American, from New Orleans, Louisiana (Cajun)
Alignment: Egotistical, hypocritical, narcissistic and myopic heel/enormous moral disappointment of an attempt at babyface.

Entrance music: Danzig - “Devil’s Plaything.”


Personality: Johnny Flash is a real piece of work. He can usually be found committing atrocities despite believing himself to be the hero of the story. If he does something terrible, it's perfectly acceptable: the valiant deeds of manifest destiny in action. If he's repaid in turn, he's the victim of an affront so monstrous it defies words. Johnny has the me-centric worldview of an infant in the body of a death-match gladiator. He’s deeply emotional and reacts with petulance and emotion to slights, both real or imagined. If he likes someone, he tends to place them on a pedestal, constantly seeking approval with childlike enthusiasm. If he dislikes someone he responds to indifference or disapproval with irrational, hysterical anger.


Stats
Strength: 8/10 - Johnny Flash is strong as hell, pound for pound. He's not a powerlifter or a strongman competitor but he is more than happy to dump you on your head.

Stamina: 8/10 - Considering the fact that his preferred style of fighting is hardcore, he'd have to be pretty tough.

Endurance: 10/10 - They don't call him Zombie Flash for nothing. The motherfucker is a tank. Johnny's single best attribute is the fact that the bastard is downright unkillable. Most Johnny Flash matches whether wins or losses devolve into morbid experiments that test human resilience. He's "how much more can this guy take' distilled into a single breathing, eating, pissing wrestler. His body keeps going when his brain has been damaged enough that can potentially win matches when he's simply running on a heirachy of animalistic needs and desires.(“Kick. Suplex. Submission. Repeat. Fuck.”) Much like a rattlesnake, he keeps his striking instincts while at death’s door. You gotta be prepared to knock him the fuck out somehow/break something/make him cum or you’re going to be in for a bad time.

Speed: 4/10 - Ironically, considering his name...Flashy ain't very fast. He’d rather be where you are, and let you get grapplefucked or thrown onto/through something.

Technique: 8/10 - Johnny is very slick with transitions and form, loving to go for bridging suplexes and perfect bodyslams, his actual wrestling isn’t sloppy at all.

Intelligence: 4/10 - What happens when growing up homeless in New Orleans meets inner city public  schooling meets a career of getting dropped on/taking objects to his head? Well, Johnny Flash happens. He's got a predator's instincts but he is about as book dumb as they come.

Flexibility: 6/10 - Flash was an amateur wrestler before he was a brawler, so he's not out of his element when it comes to flexibility. Having said that, you're not going to see any Johnny Saint/Blue Panther style mat work.

Wrestling Attributes

Mind Games: 3/10 - Flashy is VERY easily manipulated and frustrated. The wounds left from his past still chafe.

Strikes: 7/10 - Flashy hits hard as fuck. He boxed and wrestled, so there's quite a bit of heavy punches  and well done ground and pound. Against a high level kickboxer or so, he might be out of his element, but I'll refer you back to an earlier section called Endurance.

Submissions: 8/10 - Flashy will drop you on your head and armbar the fuck out of you or choke you out. If the ring is covered in thumbtacks, barbed wire, or lighttubes? Well in that case...Flashy will drop you on your head and armbar the fuck out of you or choke you out.

Aerials: 3/10 - He can't jump high so he jumps from high places.

Blocking and dodging: 4/10 - He doesn't avoid much. In theory this might prove to be a disadvantage. It's not. See Endurance.

Erotic: 5/10 - Oh. Flashy likes to give, but he does not like to receive. Not at all. Flash doesn't take well to being dominated sexually. It's a pride thing. If the tables are turned and he's giving the treatment, he's a real bastard.

Hardcore: 10/10 - Sadism and creativity make fine bedfellows.

Wrestling Style:

As a former amateur wrestling standout and Golden Gloves boxer turned hardcore/deathmatch wrestler, Johnny Flash wrestles in a style that’s half shoot-style and half pure unadulterated brawling. He’s a combat pragmatist and an extravagant sadist simultaneously. They don’t have to be mutually exclusive. Varieties of amateur wrestling takedowns and suplexes and ground work combined with sheer depravity. Examples: Chin to the eye, grinding his forearm against the orbital bone, fish hooks, oil checks, it’s all par for the course. The sound of screaming is the sweetest music, ain’t it? Also, for a vicious idiot: Flash’s level of hardcore innovation is Nikolai Tesla-like. He’s Michelangelo with light tubes and a steel chair and he can only paint red. The ring is his Sistine Chapel. Let the man paint, dammit!

Signature moves:

German Suplex, Belly to Belly Suplex, Headbutts, Cross Armbar, Capture Suplex, Full Nelson Suplex, Snap Suplex, Piledriver, Scoop Slam. Double Arm Suplex. Knife Edge Chop. Jab/Right Hook Combo. Backhand Slap. Fujiwara Armbar.

Finishing Moves:

Flash Bomb (High Impact/High Angle Liger Bomb, occasionally through light tubes or open chairs.)

Spoiler:

Flash Bang (GTS followed by a kick to the head of his downed opponent.)

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Gone in a Flash (Sleeper)

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Flash Stomp (Curb Stomp with Mouth on the ropes.)

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Fabulous Disaster (Lighttube Moonsault)

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Hentai Finishers:

Flash Sex Bomb (Sitout power bomb, followed by leg split and folding..and fucking.)

Crucifucked (Inverted Crucifix Pin with cock in the mouth, he fucks their mouth while keeping them pinned to the mat shoulders first.

Preferred matches: All the good stuff. Pro style! Hentai! Hardcore/Deathmatch/barbed wire and Shoot Style are his bread and butter.

Biography:

Born in Bayou LaFourche, Louisiana..self admitted ‘coonass’-trash Jean-Paul Fournier’s childhood was much like anyone else’s he’d imagine. He had a little house on the water, his father owned a fishing boat. He played with sticks and mud and gators. Grew up able to hunt and fish, to clean deer and catch crawfish and frogs. Speaks French, too!

Sweet little Cajun kid, right? Normal, right? Okay, then.

At the age of 10, Flashy grabbed a suitcase, hitchhiked to the Crescent Sin City of New Orleans, Louisiana..and never looked back.  As a homeless youth in New Orleans, Louisiana, Little Flash didn’t have it easy. He had to fight for everything he had and had to live through Hurricane Katrina in 2005. To make it to his teenage years, Jean-Paul had to adapt and survive. He did what he had to do.

At around the age of 16, he was picking pockets to get by. One pocket he picked belonged to Northside High School’s wrestling coach, Coach Tyler Berry. Coach Berry was one of the biggest names for amateur wrestling in the state of Louisiana. To say Jean-Paul got his ass kicked was an understatement, but Coach Berry was impressed enough with the kids fight and resolve and defiance that he let him enroll in school and become a resident of his house. Turned out, he was a natural. Enrolled in both wrestling full time and boxing, Jean-Paul Fournier became a high school star. With training and expertise, at age 18, Little Flash made it all the way to the state championship.

Do you see Jean-Paul Fournier in the record books? No?

Here’s why.

During his 182 pound wrestling contest for the state championship: Flashy caught an errant forearm to the mouth. He dealt with it in a way that has been seen on shock sites and livelink feeds. Johnny suplexed the other kid through the timekeepers table, right onto his head and neck. Then he beat Coach Berry mercilessly with a video camera tripod. It took about 12 concerned parents, assistant coaches, and fellow students to stop the assault.

When asked by police, Flashy described the feeling of drilling his high school rival through the timekeepers table as akin to “cumming” after having “not fucked for a full calendar year.”  Flashy spent one year in prison. You can’t assault two people and be averse to consequences.

Following that?  The Flashman moved to Japan. Flashy had became known as one of the predominant hardcore wrestlers on the scene, and had made waves with brutality and innovation. Known as Johnny Deathmatch in Japan, consistent bookings have put money in his pocket for four years now. And now he’s here, and looking for a good time. Get ready, AFW. He’s your problem now. He wrestled in big name matches all over Japan.

Wrestling attire:

Orange or Black Hakama/Kimono with deathmatch logos on the back as well as taped wrists and occasionally a hachimaki. Yellow boots with kick pads.



Street Attire

Silk dress shirt and dress pants. Of course. I'm not a common thug.


Fun Facts:

• Flashy has a terrible and corny sense of humor. This appears in his match dialog but also is immediately apparent in his vignettes and promos. Expect bad puns, one liners, goofiness galore.
  
• Being a Cajun, Flashy can hunt, fish and cook excellently. His old tag team partner, Vannah Love described his étouffée as 'better than sex.'
  
• Flashy is actually married to another wrestler named Lizzie Borden. He covers his wedding ring with tape, and will fuck around with hentai and backstage fuckery but there's only one woman that really has his heart. He still calls and writes to her during his tenure in the AFW.
  

Wins: (Aw, fuck. I need a few)

Losses: (Ha! You wish.)

Draws: (Either you give me the beautiful death I deserve, or you’ll die on your feet. Make your fuckin’ choice.)

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