Taylor Parker & The Dojo Are So Cool

"Survive" by Rise Against sent the fans into a frenzy the moment it burst onto the speakers, as the AFW Friction Champ, Taylor Parker burst into view, her short, olive-plaid, pleated skirt fluttering behind her as she skipped yards at a time on the ramp. Her golden hair was in her signature pigtails, and she wore a slim-fitting, white, button-down shirt, the sleeves rolled to her elbows, with a black tie, black fingerless gloves, and combat boots. Her big, radiant grin shined all the way to the nosebleeds... Which speaking of noses, her's was freakishly crooked and big, practically turned sideways and her deep blue eyes, with... Her mascara running... Like she had been crying, and the title belt, not even close the real thing. Rather, it was a strip of cardboard, cut out into the shape of a title with the word 'Chump' written in red marker.

The cheers suddenly stopped when they saw it was not Taylor Parker. Rather, It was Kelly Conway, with a noticible pair of tape being seen through her shirt to make her breasts as flat as possible.

In came a hail of deafening boos.

Shortly after Taylor's entrance Johnny entered the arena next. However, as Johnny entered the arena the crowd immediately began to boo as they noticed just who it was. Brittany had come to the ring looking like Johnny. Wearing a silver wig and a small dildo on her hips, Brittany walked down to the ring acting like she was nothing more than a muscle bound meat head. Brittany stopped along the way to flex and show off her "muscles". Brittany slid into the ring and stood by Taylor while flexing her muscles and striding around the ring like the cock of the walk.

And then came Jessica bring up the rear. She marked her face with a big black marker to pockmark her face like Avery's ridiculous freckles. The marker was then turned all over her body to mock all of Avery's nasty tattoos. She was particularly proud of the 'whore' one across her belly like Avery had. Jessica's sleeve was a rather brutal depiction of a redheaded girl getting her face bashed in and the Violent Violet was quite proud of it. Before running out there Jessica found the most ridiculous looking wig she could possibly find and put it on her head. The long locks of hair were little more than rat tails and badly woven together.

Her sports bra was jet black with gaudy pink stripes and matching Tatami shorts. Instead of MMA gloves Jessica got some mitts and cut the fingers off, reckoning that it was far more insulting that way. In her mitts was a Hulk Hogan doll that Jessica painted over to make it look like Alaina. Or more appropriately, a mockery of Alaina. Jessica exaggerated Avery's stupid fucking smiles and cheerful waves as she walked down to the ring. She bounced into the ring and did a fist pump. Oh yeah. That's exactly the stupid shit Avery would do.

'Taylor' stood beside her husband and exaggeratedly swooned when 'Johnny' strutted his way onto the stage, putting her hand above her eyes and squinting so she'd be able to properly see the small dildo that was between his legs. It was obviously tiny. Either way, she wrapped her arm around the flexing 'Johnny', leaving on Brittany just to weigh her down before adjusting herself and getting off her.

Only to struggle lifting her cardboad title, much like the real Taylor actually did at Avalanche. So Kelly was forced to let it drag behind her on the floor while she went up to high five Avery, putting one hand  her shoulder while raising the other... Only to pull the former hand back to notice she had smeared some of her tattoos away.

'Taylor' just shrugged and carried on, walking clumsily next to Johnny while dragging her heavy ass title behind her. Well, either it was heavy or her arms were just way too weak. She pulled and adjusted her fake, crooked nose before sliding in the ring, trying to lift her title only to clutch her back and bend over in pain when lifting it became unlikely.

She left the title at her feet and walked over to grab a mic as the music settled down, standing with the rest of the 'Dojo'.

"A'ight. Dis Punk 'ocker NY chick is here in TokyoOOOOO!!!" Kelly shouted admist a booing crowd, dropping her 'Rs' as she tried to speak.

"Ya know Br-... I mean... Johnny.... I'd ask ya ta' hold my title because it's too heavy... But I think it's just too weak fa' my scawny ams."  Kelly said, hiding a smile under her large toy nose as she gazed at the small 'penis' "By the way hunny... I happened to notice your Naginata is hangin' out your pants... I know it's cold but I didn't expect THAT much shrinkage?"

"By the way... Avery... I'm sorry I wiped off your tattoos... Or uh... Was it always like that?" Kelly asked as she showed the smeared marker on her hand.

Brittany smiled as Kelly talked to her. "Shrinkage? Oh yeah, shrinkage. It is just so cold in here." Brittany would say as she tried to make her voice sound deeper and more manly. Brittany would then strike another pose to flex her muscles before looking at Kelly. "Well Honey, I don't think we should keep the fans waiting. Tell them why we are here." Brittany would say as she would continue to strike poses as the crowd booed.

Jessica shrugged. "Who cares? I am fake as hell anyways. I just do whatever to please the fans and my s-s-senpai Taylor Parker. Avery Shields is just decoration, ladies and gentlemen!" Jessica fist pumped again and flashed a grin. She blackened one of her teeth out. Jessica then went on to throw a weak one two, like Avery did. Kinda.

"It's ok, babe. Its the biggest Japan has to offer... Even though I have to go suck off Akashi's 30 inch clit just to get satisfied these days because lord knows my loose pussy can't even feel a thing with you !" Kelly, sticking her tongue out afterwards as the fans peppered her with boos, already feeling the censors looming for broadcast.

She then turned to Avery and patted her back again. "You are fake ass hell, Avery! That's why I, Taylor Parker am so pleased with you! You just do EVERYTHING I say like the bland little Jobber you are!" Kelly exclaimed as she leaned over the ropes from the middle of the ring.

"Bu you see the only problem is, Avery... You've picked a fight with the most dangerous girl on the planet... A Former Entropy Champion and the Friction World Cup Winner... Kelly Conway... Avery I gotta ask... Just what the hell are your chances against such a fucking beast!? Kelly asked as she waved her arms around dramatically before freezing with her mic in front of Jessica.

Jessica made the throat slitting gesture and spit. "Kelly is going to go through me like a hot knife through butter. Kelly is going to smack all the stupid freckles right off my face. Kelly is going to smack me into next Tuesday, then go get me to smack me up so more. Kelly is going to smack me so hard my driver's license will have a black eye. I've got a snowball's chance in hell."

Kelly was grinning so widely and struggled to stand up straight as Jessica told her everything she wanted to hear.

"That sounds about, Rookie!" Kelly exclaimed proudly. "In fact Neither of you were able to handle,Kelly's favorite rookie, Jessica Wright!" Kelly said while pointing at the tron to show a clip of Jessica whacking Avery and Johnny with the steel chair. And later Avery bring dismantled by Jessica and her Queenmaker finisher when she tried to get at Brittany.

"What a Fucking solder!" She cried with excitement. "But Avery... We all know why Brittany is with Kelly... Why do you think Jessica decided to side with the best wrestler in AFW and not me! D-doesn't everyone love me!?!?" Kelly whined in dramatic fashion showing off her running mascara stained eyes.

Jessica wiped the spit from her mouth. It was making her 'tattoos' run. It looked a bit better in Jessica's opinion, but that was that. "Probably because Jessica wants to be on the winning side. Taylor got knocked the fuck out over and over and I, uh, Jessica wants to with a rising star, not a falling one. The girl has a brain in her head. Unlike me!" They showed the replay of Jessica hitting Avery with the finisher again. God, Jessica hated Avery with a passion.

"And no. No one loves you. People might tolerate you. But you're a washed up old hag. You couldn't hold a candle to Kelly, you couldn't lace her boots. Kelly's going to go through you like Akashi at an all you can eat buffet. Jessica is smart and wanted to be friends with the best wrestler at AFW! She wanted to be next to her wrestling idol. She wanted to run with the cool kids." Jessica threw the Alaina doll behind her back.