Happy B-day Hawthorne!

Have fun in this special day! Happy 5th B-day! XD

Yes, it is definitely both an accurate depiction of my birthday and my age and definitely not a sight gag at all.

I just got started early. My parents didn't believe in raising a wuss after all.

Awww... so your not five? I was going to give you toys too XD

Well if it is your B-Day, have a happy one!

Happy Birthday! ! ! (again) so many birthdays lately o.o *confetti*

HAVE A LOVELY BDAY HAWTHORNE^^

BTW, I always thought you were very wise for a 4 years person XD

wow Hawthorne, you're looking younger every day

Wait,wait. This is starting to get really weird. You're 100 years old! But....! But....! You were 4 just a few hours ago..... " title="Surprised" />

I had an incident involving a contraceptive and a time machine. Very messy stuff.

ALSO I FOUGHT IN TWO WORLD WARS FOR YOUR RIGHT TO ROLE PLAY AS SAPPHIC LESBIAN WRESTLERS SO I DESERVE MORE RESPECT, WHIPPERSNAPPER

lol Hawthorne, you're immortal like Wolverine. Happy b-day gramps!