All Alone!

I AM ALL ALONE ON THIS SITE.



NO ONE ELSE IS HERE. NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM FINALLY FULFILLING MY PLANS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HA!

I'm totally here. I've been here all night! What is this madnessssss

You're too late.

While the rest of you were gone, I already took over the site.

If you want it back, you'll have to defeat me in one-on-one combat, but to do so you'll have to get through the eight worlds that lead to my evil castle.

Each world is filled with my minions, not to mention traps and obstacles along the way, each one more devious and evil than the last!

Woah, woah, woah, that sounds awesome.

I want to be on your side, though, mate. I totes gotta be one of the world bosses. Totes.

You can be the first world boss. Hope you like the grasslands.

Dang. I hope I can at least do something unique and interesting with the grasslands. Make it stand out.

You'd better, or I'll dock your non-existent pay.

I have hopped over your traps and on top of your minions!


Now we fight...wait, whats that up there?


*Points upwards, then hops over you as you look up, grabbing the axe and cutting the bridge ropes.*



HA! VICTORY IS MINE! I HAVE RECLAIMED MY POSITION AS THE GUY TO TAKE OVER AFW WHEN NOBODY IS HERE!

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You go to use the bathroom for five minutes, and some crazy person has leaped over the entire world. What's this place coming to?

* sneaks through the underground tunnels through each of the worlds right under each bosses feet then tries to sneak up on old man tai and aims a hand crossbow at him to shoot a sleeping poisoned diped bolt into his ass so Alex can take him to the dungeon as a prisoner.