Basic Mathematics 101

Not too long after the airing of a [url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/afw-promo-f44/silly-sumo-sensei-t9379.html:1380wke8]certain other promo[/url:1380wke8]...

The big screens of the AFW arena slowly faded in on a classroom, not too unlike the ones that Love Bunnies had used for their own promo a few nights before. The camera slowly panned across the classroom until it reached the head of the room, revealing none other than Miss Spencer standing there, her arms folded across her chest and a stern look on her face (though anyone that was paying close attention could probably see that she was trying to hide a smile). Behind the teacher, covering the front wall of the classroom, was a large whiteboard, blank for the moment. The teacher stood there silently, staring into the camera, the screens of the arena showing a close-up of her face. Several moments passed back, as if she was waiting to make sure she had the audience's attention, then she loudly cleared her throat, her voice ringing out loud and clear.

"Attention, class! It's time for us to get started on today's lesson! Today we'll be going over the basics of mathematics and how they apply to the wrestling business, most notably how math can be used to determine the outcome of matches at a pay-per-view event."

She paused, her eyes moving back and forth as if scanning over her classroom, then called out again. "Now, before we get started, does anyone have any questions to ask?"

Once Miss Spencer had finished, the camera panned around tot he classroom to show Akashi sitting in a desk. She was hunched over and looking a little grumpy. The desk looked pretty tiny compared to her big body and the sailor schoolgirl outfit she was stuffed into also looked like it was too small for the sumo,

Akashi raised her hand, staring at Miss Spencer, almost staring daggers at the woman. "But, sensei." She said in a flat tone like she was reading a cue card. "I thought this was biology. Weren't we learning about the life cycles of the elusive fishnetted nitwit bunnies? And how short they were?" Akashi thought the dialog and promo was pretty cheesy but Miss Spencer insisted that they try and out do the rabbits at their won game. Especially when their game wasn't their game but Miss Spencer's game. The argument was heated enough but when Miss Spencer asked what Akashi would do if the bunnies were in mawashi as and stomping around a fake dohyou, the sumo had no choice but to throw her hands in the air and go along with Miss Spencer. It looked like she was having a good time, at least. Maybe that was worth being shoved into a tiny outfit and then an even tinier desk.

As seriously as Miss Spencer took her teaching and her classroom, each passing moment was making it harder and harder for her to keep a straight face. Clearing her throat again to keep herself from laughing out loud, she listened to Akashi's question with great interest, nodding at her words.

"Ah!" she called out when the sumo was done. "That is a most excellent question!" She turned away for a moment, facing the whiteboard behind her, and grabbed a dry erase marker, before whirling back around to face her student again. "There's something that most people do not realize! Normally, biology and basic math are two completely different subjects. But! When you apply the wrestling entertainment business to the two of them, you suddenly find there's a great deal of overlap between the two subjects!" She gestured towards Akashi, each thrust of the marker in the sumo's direction punctuating her words. The teacher was falling completely into her element, and actually enjoying herself quite a bit, getting caught up completely in the moment.

"But since you asked!" she continued, Miss Spencer's voice growing louder with each moment. "The average life cycle of the dimwitted, fishnetted bunny is regrettably quite short. They're usually born towards the start of the winter, and live for roughly a year, before their lives are sadly cut short, snuffed out in the midst of another winter."

The teacher let out a great sigh, looking downwards, shaking her head from side to side. "It's been speculated that the average fishnetted bunny could live a much longer life. However, the species is really quite unintelligent. They tend to pick fights with other creatures, both those smarter than themselves..." Miss Spencer made a subtle gesture towards herself with one hand at those words, then continued. "...and those stronger than themselves." Then another subtle gesture, this time towards Akashi. "If only these poor, foolish creatures would learn their place, and not try to provoke the greater predators of the world, they could live much longer, fuller lives. It really is quite sad, but it can't be helped. Nature has it's ways of weeding out the weak, after all."

She looked towards Akashi again, and her smile crept back up onto her face. "Do you have any further questions on the subject of biology, Miss Tanikaze?"

Akashi frowned at Miss Spencer's words. Of course she didn't have any stupid biology questions. She sighed, trying not to make it look obvioud and then forced a smile and nodded. "Hai, sensei!" She said in her most high pitched, childish tone which wasn't very high pitched or childish. "I have also heard that the dimwitted, fishnetted species of bunny is notorious for being attracted to shiny object. Since they aren't known for their intelligence, they think that any shiny object, especially gold ones, is just theirs. I think they get lost in their own reflection and then just wander off with it, scurrying back to their dimwitted, fishnetted bunny holes, right?"

"Exactly!" Miss Spencer replied, beaming with pride at how clever her prize student seemed to be. "Fishnet bunnies are well known for their thieving, mischievous ways. It's a well known fact that you should never leave any sort of shiny, golden objects lying around when fishnet bunnies are about. They'll do anything they can think of to get their filthy paws on them!"

The teacher stepped forward, reaching up to adjust her glasses as she took a few steps towards Akashi's desk, glancing back at the camera again out of the corner of one eye. "Now, thankfully, the fishnet bunnies do have several natural predators. These predators usually ignore the foolish bunnies, but once provoked, nothing can stop them from bringing swift justice to the poor, dimwitted creatures." She tilted her head downwards, looking over her glasses at the sumo-schoolgirl, smiling widely at her as she readied her next question. "Now, can you name one of the main predators of the fishnet bunnies for me?"

Akashi listened as attentively to Miss Spencer as she could considering the situation. She was still feeling a little embarrasse4d but at this point what was she going to do? "uhhh, well, the Japanese sashed leopardess, of course! Large and ferocious, the Japanese leopardess devours all manner of fishnetted bunnies! And also... uh..."

'What the hell is sensei supposed to be anyway?' Akashi thought. She never pictured her as an animal and now that she was forced to, she really was struggling. "The uhh... Bespectacled Shrew!" She said raising her index finger triumphantly. Her face blanched when she realized what she had said but she quickly turned it around. "Unlike, uh... most shrews. The Bespectacled Shrew is really quite fierce. And, actually, they aren't really shrews. They are more like badgers! Yes! The bespectacled badger-shrew! They have claws and really like long division and... uh... hate bunnies! Natural predator. Hai." Akashi nodded at the end, trying to play off her fumble as seriously as she could and, in her mind, doing an awesome job.

Miss Spencer's brow furrowed as she listened to Akashi's answer. A shrew? Really? That's what Akashi had come up with? The teacher wasn't sure if she should laugh or be offended by the remark!

She shrugged it off though as Akashi tried to rectify the situation, fumbling around until she had stated a more complete, better answer. Muriel smiled again and nodded back towards Akashi, words of congratulation coming from her towards the schoolgirl.

"Very good, Miss Tanikaze!" she beamed again, turning back towards her whiteboard, stepping up towards it and uncapping her marker. "I'll be sure to give you bonus credit for such a full, good answer. Indeed, the rare badger-shrew and the Japanese leopardess are both natural predators of the fishnetted bunnies." She glanced back over her shoulder towards Akashi, then flashed a look at the camera before turning her attention completely to the board in front of her. The blonde started to scribble it on, even as she continuing speaking and lecturing.

"However, biology isn't the main focus of this class. Again, this is Basic Mathematics 101. Here, let's see just how much you know..." Miss Spencer stepped back after that, revealing a 'simple' equation written on the board in large, proper handwritting:

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With a knowing look on her face, the teacher nodded at Akashi one more time. "Can you tell me what X equals, Miss Tanikaze? If you can, I believe you'll be properly set for any encounters you may have with those dimwitted, fishnetted bunnies..."

Akashi raised her eyebrow at Miss Spencer's equation. Of course she didn't know. Why didn't Miss Spencer give her the answer ahead of time? She was having too much fun. Akashi, less so and when Miss Spencer asked her question, Akashi began to slowly pull herself out of the desk, struggling a bit until she just pulled the desk off of her belly and lifted it over her head. She hurled the desk at the whiteboard, dangerously close to Miss Spencer. She then puffed out her chest and looked at Miss Spencer, grinning proudly. "Well, Sensei? How'd I do?"

Miss Spencer watched in confusion as Akashi began to stand. Why was she getting up? This wasn't what they had planned for their promo.

Her confusion only grew as Akashi grabbed for the desk, and when she began to lift it up, the teacher's eyes grew wide with befuddlement and a bit of fear. "Miss Tanikaze! Just what do you think y--AACK!" It was only the teacher's fantastic reflexes that saved her, Muriel diving out of the desk's path just in time for it to fly by. It slammed into the whiteboard, leaving a large crack right in the center of it, before dropping to the floor with a loud crash. Miss Spencer wasn't sure what had gotten into Akashi or why she had done something so risky, so foolish, but she wasn't going to let the sumo ruin this for her. She decided to roll with things, and keep going with the promo!

She sprung back up to her feet, snatching a ruler from a nearby desk and pointing it angrily at her student. "MISS TANIKAZE!" she bellowed, glaring coldly at the schoolgirl-dressed sumo. "Just what do you think you're doing?! This is a classroom, not some kind of a...a...I don't know! But this is not the place for you to be chucking things around like that!" Her gaze grew more focused, as she once again had to try and hide a smirk on her face. She had a feeling she knew how Akashi would respond to her next words, but she decided to go with it anyway.

"We cannot have you acting like this in class, not with such an important event as Avalanche on the horizon. I want you to stay after school today, understand? I'm giving you an afternoon of detention, where I can properly educate you on the fishnetted bunnies, as well as give you the proper discipline that a young girl like you needs after acting like you have today." She folded her arms over her chest, huffing in the sumo's direction, trying to sound even sterner than she had before. "Do I make myself clear, Miss Tanikaze?"

"Zoo?" Akashi said with a big grin on her face. As though she hadn't donw anything wrong at all. She hadn't. Miss Spencer was exactly a Bespectacled Shrew-Badger. While the Sensei began toscold her, Akashi began to undo her shirt, unbuttoning it and shrugging it off, exposing her bare chest. When she was finished she looked up at Miss Spencer.

"Sumimasen, Sensei. i just got a little carried away." Akashi then licked her lips and turned around, pulling down her pleated skirt to show off her ass tot he camera> "You can show me exactly what you might do to someone who doesn't follow the rules."

With only her panty covered ass baring to the crowd, Akashi turned and looked at Miss Spencer. She grinned even wider and stuck out her tongue, knowing only Miss Spencer would see her. It was payback for being crammed into a desk and having to wear an embarrassing schoolgirl outfit.