Bluemouse is a Warrior-Mouse

So a little about me, I don't mind blood, I can deal with gore, and I'm good with pain. If someone sliced their hand open in the kitchen, I'd just get them cleaned up and superglued shut and bandaged while the guys all shake their hands and squirm.

I do NOT, however, deal well at ALL with... dirty things. I do not discuss most bodily functions in any way, I cannot be around any sort of plumbing issue, and the nearness of something like someone's maggoty rotten garbage that they forgot to take out one hot summer day would result in my untimely implosion.

You can see how this would be a factor when my bathroom sink stopped up. Anyone who has lived in a dumpy apartment and had to deal with this may know why the combination of foul smelling sewage fumes and disgusting black sludge when you get the thing apart might be enough to kill me. It might, except for one thing.

I AM A GODDAMN WARRIOR.

[url=http://youtu.be/l8yOdAqBFcQ?t=2m22s:18ik190n]This was me charging into the bathroom with pliers and stuff in hand[/url:18ik190n]. After only a few minutes, I emerged victorious. Everything is now clean. I am clean. I cleaned that bitch out good, and I'm still standing. Despite being a little nauseous. >_>

LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! Nothing can stop me. Nothing.

Nothing can stop you but that half-foot Lincoln log emerging from that place where the sun don't shine.

You are Oxymousias, King of Kings?

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8:axdnm5cf]Me imagining Bluemoose's Victory.[/url:axdnm5cf]

/warpaint

No it should be Bluemouse the Super Warrior-Mouse of Justice

*Falls down to knees and worships*

To further my point, I just saved my cat's life. She was choking on a big piece of plastic, like a wrapper to something, and of course a cat's instinct is to run away from whoever could help them. After I ran her down and caught her, I pulled 8" of plastic out of her throat.

Jeez.

A job well done for Bluemouse the Savior-Mouse.

You don't scare me Blue!

Work on it...