Clyde Gastin Vs. Tai Kamiya: Dumpster Match

Dumpster Match
Win by Putting your Opponent inside a Trash Dumpster and Closing the Lid anywhere within the arena complex.
No Disqualifications. All Weapons Legal.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF5mIooP2S8.html:3urws1ix]"No Compromise" by Rebel Meets Rebel[/url:3urws1ix] Would begin to play throughout the arena as Clyde T. Gastin made his way down to the arena in front of a crowd that granted him a mixed response between boos and cheers that he otherwise ignored during his walk down the ramp with a rather confident grin on his face.

Along with his usual brown leather cowboy hat. Clyde wore a plain White T-shirt, Black Elbow Pads, Taped Wrists, Blue Jeans with Black Knee Pads over them and a rather worn out pair of Brown Cowboy Boots.

In front of the ring was a large metal trash dumpster, which Clyde patted on his way to the ring, knowing that's where he'd put Tai in and seal the sonovagun inside. Finally reaching the ring, Clyde slid inside and made his way towards the far part of the ring that was closest to the announcers table and time keeper. Clyde removed his hat and give it a Frisbee toss to the timekeeper outside for safe keeping before asking for a mic, which he would soon receive from a staff member nearby. With the mic in hand now, Clyde made his way to one of the corners that was farthest form the entrance ramp and climbed up to sit on it before he began speaking.

"So for once... The big ol' boss people in charge of AFDubya have decided to not pit a 6ft tall 200-something male against a woman who is most likely under 160 pounds and is as tall and scrawny as this sonovabitch speakin' right now... INSTEAD! Tension presented yourstrully with a match against a one muthafucka I absolutely, really, really, positively, most defiantly, on my Momma... HAAAATE!" Clyde would say into the mic in an exaggerated manner as he sat on the corner.

"That's right! I hope you hear me Kamiya! Ya pink-haired fag! You is everythin' I fuckin' despise and when they told me I had a chance to fight you I said. 'Gladly. But let me put the muthafucka in the goddamn trash where he belongs because I stand the smell of talentless shit', You Sonovabitch! C'mon Pinky! Ya got the heuvos to fight or are ya scared that Ms. Chigusa is gonna stop makin' house calls when she sees her lil' doggy creamin' his pants because Clyde T. Gastin put a BOOT up Tai Kamiya's muthafuckin ass!" Clyde barked into his mic before tossing it away and hopping off his corner to stand in front of it, ready to go if his opponent appeared.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PL74ARXreg:2z0og0fw]"The Monster is Loose" by Meatloaf[/url:2z0og0fw] began to play soon after Clyde finished speaking, signaling the arrival of Tensions famous Pink Haired Playboy, Tai Kamiya

The Tension veteran was dressed to fight it seemed, having ditched his usual attire for a pair of black jeans and a white muscle shirt, with finger-less gloves and elbow/knee pads as well, completing the outfit with some standard wrestling boots.

Perhaps the most surprising to the crowd was that Tai's hair, while spiked, was not dyed pink, Tai instead leaving it it's natural brown color, giving him an overall more serious look. The former hentai champ stood on the ramp, the crowd giving a mixed reaction, having still not decided if they liked him or not.

Standing on the ramp, microphone in hand, Tai stared into the ring before speaking.

"You know Clyde.....I honestly don't know why you hate me. I dunno if it's my looks, my skill with the ladies, the fact that your girl dumped you, sending you into a drunken spiral, while I got the hottest girl in AFW to go out with me, or if it's my record setting two reigns as Tension Hentai Champion..or hell, maybe it's the fact that I'm japanese, a native, and I STILL speak better english then you do! "

He stated, the crowd cheering at a couple points, especially when Tai brought up Chigusa and the fact that Heather had dumped Clyde, sending him into the drunken depression that they read about in AFW Magazine and on the AFW website.

"What I DO know, however, is that a MAN, does not come out and insult another man like some child throwing a temper tantrum...A MAN, instead, stands up, looks the other in the eye, and says "Get ready, cause I'm coming, to fight!"

He stated, the crowd now cheering as they realized that, whatever Clyde's reason for hating Tai was, this was going to be more one hard fight.

"So...in that case.....Clyde Gastin! Get Ready! Cause I'm coming....to Fight!"


Tossing the microphone down, Tai ran down the ramp, sliding into the ring and charging towards Clyde, trying to tackle the country boy down!

Clyde waited patiently for this asshole to come down to the ring to collect a well deserved ass-whooping. Of course he deserved it! A clown who gloated that he was a legend in wrestling just because he had almost as many Hentai matches as Natalia 'The Dream' Olajuwon, not too mention his loss with Brad Fag against Taylor Parker and She-Honda, that whole debacle made Clyde more embarrassed about where he was working. For this ass to do all his bragging in the past like he was the big king shit, Clyde was eager to fuck him up and vent some frustrations out. For once he could punch someone and not feel bad about because it was a girl. He could go all out with no hesitation.

Remaining on top of the corner, Clyde eyed the Jester who thought he was a King with an unimpressed stare. He was almost dissapointed Tai didn't have his pink hair, now he couldn't mock it. Hopping off his corner when Tai stopped at the end of the ramp and began to speak into his mic, Clyde crossed his arms and just listened.

It didn't take long though for Tai to get Clyde pissed off as he mentioned Heather of all people and that she left him, talking about his alcoholic spiral he had endured and still hadn't fully gotten over that. He could careless about whatever else Tai had to say, the fact he brought up Heather and his depression was enough to have Clyde's cockiness turn into some thick aggression, especially when the guy thought he could lecture Clyde about being a man. Now it was on. The crowd cheering only got Clyde more aggressive.

Clyde narrowed his eyes and readied himself as Tai ran down the ramp, the moment he did, Clyde did not wait, he ran towards the ring ropes right as Clyde slid inside and would attempt to throw out right leg the moment Clyde was getting up, attempting to take off the veteran's head with big boot to the face.

Tai should have known better then to charge along into the ring with Clyde already in it, giving him the high ground. Upon entering the ring, Tai got up to his feet before meeting Clyde's cowboy boot to his cheek, knocking him backwards onto the ropes.

"Damn...that hurt"


Tai thought, a bruise already forming on his attractive tan face. Rather then just let Clyde get away with it however, Tai hopped back against the ropes, using the rebound to bounce off them towards Clyde, sticking his arm out try and clothesline Clyde in the chest, hoping to take him off his feet!

Clyde smirked with sheer satisfaction as he managed to blast Tai with a firm boot to the face that put him right against the ropes. Way too easy.

Clyde however did not expect Tai to back swinging so fast, let alone use his momentum to go into the ropes and dash back him with a clothesline. Clyde's eyes went wide and he was quick to try and get his hands up in guard but Tai, being taller and heavier, was probably not gonna have as much trouble knocking the Cowboy down with the clothesline.

"Shit!" Clyde thought. He got cocky. The clothesline smashed into his forearms and knocked him off balance to put him down onto the mat with a heavy thud. But Clyde was quick to recover as he rolled onto his front and sprang to his feet, backing up against the ropes to get some distance from Tai, who may have gone a bit forward thanks to the momentum of the ropes while he preformed the clothesline.

Tai resisted the urge to smirk as he managed to take Clyde,despite his block, off his feet, stumbling forward a few more steps due to the clothesline cutting off most of his momentum until he was able to stop and turn. While enough to take the smaller and lighter cowboy off his feet, it certainly wouldn't be enough to keep him down. Indeed, by the time Tai turned around, Clyde was already back on his feet.


"Sorry, but it won't be that easy...Cowboy"

Tai taunted, shaking her arms before cracking his neck. While the match certainly had along way to go, one thing was for certain, that both men were going to fight this out. Getting his arms up, fists closed, Tai watched Clyde, eager to see what his next move would be, knowing that fighting defensively against the cowboy, who, while skilled in many areas, was mostly known for being very brash and hot-headed...as well as having some very mean punches.

"So....Care to try that again?"

(Sorry for the delay again. I will try my hardest to keep this from happening again. >.<)

"Pft. You're one to talk, Prag." Clyde shot back as he stood on the balls of his feet and glared over at Tai, left arm facing forward, resting below his chest while his right fist was raised beside his cheek, using a boxing stance called The Philly Shell. Clyde knew he was small compared to Tai but he figured he was faster and knew how to hit better.. Not just with his hands anymore either. His eyes narrowed while the Veteran shook his arms and cranked his neck. Clyde thought this fight was going to be easy, but it was clear that Tai wasn't going to be a pushover, he was pleasantly surprised.

"You're one cocky little shit, you know that?" Clyde said with a grin. "Now how come you couldn't fight like this before, huh? Did Parker's ass whoopin finally make ya grow a pair?" Clyde taunted while in guard before he rushed at Tai and tried to throw out a sudden toe kick with his lead leg towards his abdomen, hoping to make him double over.

If that worked, Clyde would be quick to move in and attempt to pull Tai in for a front facelock with his left arm, trying to yank him forward to get him off balance while turning his body towards Tai and raising up his right arm, releasing the hold and then quickly following up by dropping an elbow to the back of his head. If that worked, Tai might find himself against or near the ropes that were directly behind Clyde.

(No need for an apology, feel free to take your time)

Tai watched Clyde, not recognizing the stance the cowboy was taking, though he knew it was a boxing one of some kind.

"Well, if you musOOOF!"

Tai's response was cut off by Clyde's sudden kick to his abs, making him double over and gasp, regaining his breath while Clyde took advantage by holding him in the facelock, disorienting him before dropping his elbow onto the back of his head.

Dropping to all fours from the blow, Tai quickly stuck his right leg out, using his hands on the mat to spin himself around in a legsweep, which, depending on where Clyde was after releasing the hold, would either trip him up or at least keep him backed away, allowing Tai a second to recover, rubbing the back of his head before getting to his feet.


"Huh....not bad...."

Perfect, the vet took the elbow to the back of the head like he was supposed to. This fight might be an easy one after all and easy fights meant easy money, something Clyde was more than happy to gain. He'd buy himself a nice steak dinner after this and send some back home to his moms too. She'd be proud he'd beat up some guy who used to dye his hair pink, right?

"You're waaay out of your league, Chump. Times have changed and this cowboy is gon' be runnin' the show from now on. You may pound pussy more, but I pound skulls waay better. A lot classier too." Clyde went out in an cocky manner as he taunted the veteran. He didn't care. He was having more fun than Tai was probably aware of.

Too bad that taunting prevented him from pressing on the attack which gave Tai ample time to sweep Clyde's leg! "Gah! Shit!" Clyde let out as he felt his leg go out from underneath him, making him fall onto his back, trying to get back up before Tai did. Though he may be able to beat Clyde to that punch.

Tai had to resist a smirk as he felt a "thump" as his leg sweeped around, knowing he managed to trip Clyde up based on his cursing.



"Gotta get up, can't let him beat me.."


He thought as he quickly got to his feet, turning to notice Clyde was just turning onto all fours to start pushing himself up to his feet.

"NOW!"

Tai thought, quickly running forward, before thrusting his leg forward, trying to knee the cowboy in the side of his head before he could get all the way to his feet!

"Pound this!"

He cried, having heard Clyde's taunting of him.