Re: Avalanche Event: The Temple Games

by kerflubble Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:25 am

Can anyone else throw Meteors? Barracudas? Monkeys? Jaguars? Didn't think so.

by Alexandra Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:32 am

You're a parrot, not a chocobo, so that point is moot.

Purple chocobos don't exist anyway, so there's that too. :P

EDIT: And XIII-2's purple chocobos don't count. Shit sequel to a shit game and all.

by Bluemouse Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:33 am

Sure monkeys are intelligent, so they can be very articulate expressing how Barracudas just tore their entire family apart. Also, we are land Barracuda. We fly in short busts as well. You'll see.

by Alexandra Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:37 am

You're not red though. Slowpoke.

by d_ultsch Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:44 am

Lies purple chocobos do exist outside final fantasy XIII-2. they exist in Final Fantasy Tactics. Also Green Monkeys rules, everyone else drools.

by Alexandra Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:47 am

Bull. I've played 'em all and never seen a purple chocobo outside of XIII-2. Especially not in Tactics. :<

by KillerV Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:49 am

I know what exist outside of FFXIII-2..... Chocobo Eater from X... sick em monster, go after the purple chocobo team! :p

by LunarWolf Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:51 am

King Kong's got everything on ya'll little sucky animals! WE's gonna school yo ass by throwing shit in your face !!

by d_ultsch Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:52 am

ok, ok on further inspection those are black chocobos, my mistake. Also team red sucks.

by Alexandra Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:04 am

'Team red sucks'.

Wow. I am so offended. Is the the best trash talk the shit-flinging team can muster up?

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