So...

The quotation marks clearly indicate you said those exact words though...

"I'm a mean bully. And I'm fat." - Tatyina

See how that works? :P

Man, I can't believe I would call myself fat. I must be stupid too. I need help! All I keep doing is shouting to the world my flaws!

It's alright, Tat-tat. We'll help you overcome your flaws. All of us. Together.

And then we can work on your insatiable desire to threaten people with violence?

Oh please. Me? Violent? I'm a friggin' doormat. :<

"I get my rocks off by threatening people into doing what I want. Then I make them say bad things about themselves so that everyone hates them and makes fun of them." - Love Alex.

P.S. Those are definitely my exact words. Say they aren't. FUCKING SAY IT!

They aren't. THEY AREN'T.

WHAT NOW, FATTY?

EDIT: I'm sorry, that was mean of me. You're not a fatty, you're just a lil' chunky 'round the edges.

It's water weight ^____________-^

I'm trying to break the world record for longest floating human buoy!

That can't be healthy. :<