The Crow's Declaration of War

The monitor flicked on to reveal a red headed, purple eyed girl in glasses. Her butt-length hair was disheveled and she had a wide smile on her face. "Hello!" She chirped and waved at the camera. "Heheh... I know, you're not used to me smiling like this, right?" She then tilted her head and her lips pursed. "Oh... Oh that's right. You probably want to know who I am, don't you?"

She slammed the palm of her hands down hard and growled at the camera. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, DO YOU!?"

Morrigan shook the camera. "You should!" She then smiled a bit and looked at the camera. "I'm practically as omnipresent in this league as my mistress, Lukretia Von Creuzfeldt. Oooooh, that's right, it's starting to sink in now, isn't it? Yes. That's right it's me, I'm known as Morrigan to you WHORES!" She clenched her fists and spat the word out through her clenched teeth. "I'm Mistress Lukretia's head maid. I'm... I'mpractically her right hand! Yes, yes. DOn't you HEAR me?! Without me..." Morrigan suddenly turned her head and chuckled. "Oh, well.. I am nothing without the mistress."

Morrigan then sat in a chair and leaned forward. "Well, I got to thinking the other day. It's a maid's duty to be proactive for her mistress' sake and if I can't take care of my own issues than how could I ever hope to serve my master? Did you know that The Morrigan was an old Goddess? She was known as the Goddess of War in old times. I... was never aware of that until recently. I bet you all knew that though." Morrigan stroked the side of the camera. "Of course you do, you're all so smaaaart."

Morrigan then stood up. "Well. I've decided I am declaring war. If anyone gets in my way, I'll destroy them. But..." Morrigan grinned. "I'm looking for some particular people." She crooked her index finger. "Come on, let me show you."

Morrigan walked over to a wall and stood in front of it. "Now... my wrath isn't equal by any stretch of the imagination. There are some ... who merely deserve to be punished." She stepped out of the camera to reveal pictures on the wall of Kitten and Satomi Kojima. Morrigan took out a marker drew a mustache and wart on Satomi and put an X through Kitten's face.

"And others who need to be taught a lesson." She nodded her head and the Camera panned over to a picture of The firm. Morrigan growled. "And there's people like this Cunt." She said and lifted up a picture of Tessa Price. "I can't be bothered to remember her name but She'll DEFINITELY learn to NEVER cross me." Morrigan ripped the picture in half.

"And then... There are those who will suffer the full force of my wrath!"

She nodded and the camera panned over to a picture of Da Xia. "YOU SLUT!" She yelled into the camera. "For what you did to me, there will be NO mercy! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?" Morrigan began to pant. "When I'm through with you, you won't even be able to show yourself in public." Morrigan's fist clenched and she punched the wall before raking her nails down the picture and clawing it.

Morrigan was then panting. "But... The worst offender. THE ABSOLUTE WORST!" Morrigan lifted up her hand and in it was a box cutter. She leaned forward and ran her tongue up the back of the blade. "No... there's one bitch in this organization who I will utterly destroy."

She brought the hand with the box cutter up and pressed it against a picture of Adrian Kytes. "That's right." She said and pressed her face up against the wall, her face next to the picture. "Adrian Kytes. The worst one of them all." She began to dig the blade into Adrian's face. "I'll make you pay for everything. And I'll make it slow... and painful and I'll humiliate you in front of the entire world." Morrigan then licked the picture and stpped back.

"RRRRRRRRRGH!"

She slashed the picture with her cutter and then grabbed the camera and pushed her face close. "And don't think that hairy gorilla you got stuffed up your ass can save you!" A deranged grin washed over her. "I MIGHT JUST GO AFTER YOU FIRST!" She tilted her head. "And.... you'll never see me coming you stupid oaf. It won't be in the ring. It will be when you least expect it. You've probably never been afraid in your life but... you better learn what it feels like you giant cunt."

Morrigan pulled back and laughed loudly. "Any one I missed or anyone STUPID enough to have a match at me, know this! I'm not looking to win. I'm looking to HURT. I'll smash you. I 'll break you. I'll BURN YOU IF I HAVE TO! You want to know what war is, AFW!? YOU'LL FIND OUT! AHAHAHAHA!"

Morrigan looked into the camera and brought her hand up and slashed at the camera, knocking it to the ground and causing it to sputter off.