Away

by **Kelsea** Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:41 pm

So I'm gonna be away between 10:00pm and 10:01pm today GMT time, I've been considering using the toilet.

Hope you can cope without me!

by Lobo Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:46 pm

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUnSuYYs18&list=LLidN1gp9Fepn842gG_70RkQ&index=58&feature=plpp_video:1y0bvunx]My Response[/url:1y0bvunx]

by Bluemouse Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:16 pm

Can we all just use this thread for all of our away messages?

I'm going to be gone in a minute while I blow my nose (sorry to my rp partners!), and then again tonight while I am away. Then I'll be away for about 8 hours tonight while I sleep in my bed.

But seriously Kel, get the fuck back in that chair and start pulling the levers and stuff that make the board go.

by Bluemouse Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:18 pm

Even more disturbing than your criminal neglect of the board, is the fact that unless you have a tiny bladder, the one minute that you accounted for is not enough to DO anything to the toilet AND wash your hands.

This website is being run by a man with soiled hands.

by **Kelsea** Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:30 pm

I believe one minute will be ample time... however if I get half way through and it is taking longer then forecasted on my microsoft project plan, I shall stop mid stream with 30 seconds to go, wash my hands and then come back here to inform you that I shall be delayed further and apologies for the inconvenience.

I have never attempted to stop mid stream before, so I expect bad thing to happen... But that is how dedicated I am to this board and keeping you all informed of the further delays to my return.

by Bluemouse Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:36 pm

Pics or gtfo

by **Kelsea** Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:48 pm

I am working to a very tight schedule here and taking the pictures will no doubt put me beyond the target deadline of my away time. I shall have to go back to my project plan and recalculate my time scales for this scheduled "Away from desk" time.

Please note that I will be away between 09:50pm and 09:55pm while I am doing these recalculations, I hope that the board can cope during this period and I apologies for the short notice

by Bluemouse Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:14 pm

I nominate Tai to take pictures of you peeing, stopping midstream, and washing your alleged hands.

by **Kelsea** Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:25 am

[quote="Bluemouse":3ierz1hl]I nominate Tai to take pictures of you peeing, stopping midstream, and washing your alleged hands.

this is starting to sound like a twisted fantasy.

Anyway, I failed to complete the process of peeing within the allotted time frame so Bluemouse was right. I was only 20 seconds out but that does not cover the fact that for 20 seconds the AFW members were without me and had no explanation why I was not around for longer then anticipated... I shall be committing seppuku tomorrow.

by Bluemouse Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:37 am

What sort of time frame can we expect for said seppuku?

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