Friction vs Tension Pro - Akashi & Taylor vs Tai & Brad Chad

So Taylor gets out of the ring and tags in her partner, and from the looks of things, somebody OD'ed on the #3 Special with Onion Fries at Subway. Looking at Akashi was like looking at 200lbs of rolled up dough at a cookie factory. Speaking of which...Brad is kinda hungry.

However, just when Brad was starting to day dream about British Poundcake, Beef Patties and whatnot, Akashi used her massive, Godzilla-like weight to shake the mats as if summoning a Tsunami wave. Right there, Brad was starting to wonder if Akashi was REALLY a woman or not....
Finally, Brad heard Godzilla roar, and then he was certain that Akashi MUST be a dude.

"Screw this, I'm taggin' bro!"

Brad turns around and tags Tai. After Brad would hop back into his corner, he'd give a loud, resounding slap on Tai's ass for Manly Encouragment:

"Take her down, bro!"

Taylor stepped up on the bottom rope and leaned over the top, calling to Tai across the ring as he entered. "Don't even bother, Short Round, you don't stand a chance!"

Tai had spent the last few minutes with his hand covering half of his face, the other half watching painfully as Brad Chad made a mockery of the guys team with his over dramatic acting, bad haircut, and aversion to fighting.

".....I mustve really pissed Lukretia off...."

When Brad ran from Akashi and tagged Tai in, acting like she was godzilla and again embarrassing himself, Tai would step in, blushing as Brad smacked his ass with a resounding slap, then catching Taylors taunt, raising his hands up for a second.

"OK!!! First things first...."

He turned towards Brad.

"Dude.....Im a yaoi wrestler...dont smack my ass unless you mean it....also come on, Akashi's not huge...and is pretty hot, so man up next time!"

He would then turn towards Taylor.

"Also, ......"Short Round?"....Really? Im AMERICAN....I was just raised by japanese parents is all."

Finally he would turn towards Akashi, getting his arms up, assuming she hadnt already attacked him that is, and offering a very small, yet noticable, bow of respect.

"Its an honor Akashi....you know, I once wrestled your girlfriend, Mina Oates,.....I lost, but still, I gave her a run."

"Dude.....Im a yaoi wrestler...dont smack my ass unless you mean it....also come on, Akashi's not huge...and is pretty hot, so man up next time!"

Brad listened through the whole thing with a smile on his face. Boy, Tai sounded like a dork! Definatly somebody you'd pick on in grade school. Not that Brad cares, anyway.

"Watch out for the beast, bro! That thing's HUUUGE!"

Akashi grinned as she drove Brad Chad away. She stomped on the mat with her foot as Tai entered, to send a final warning to the man tanned douche. She looked back at Taylor and threw a victory sign as Tai entered the ring. She then whipped back and bowed politely to Tai. "That's not surprising." She said with a grin. "She's beaten me too. But that doesn't bode well for you, Kamiya-san."

Akashi then backed up and squatted down once more. A new opponent meant a knew tachi-ai charge and she went int a focused mode as her eyes became serious. With a shout of renewed vigor, she charged at Tai and aimed a big and powerful handslap to his chest.

When Akashi charged, Tai, rather then run or even dodge,....would stand still.


Indeed, he would stick his chest out, closing his eyes, allowing her a free chance to connect with her handslap.

"This......is not a good idea....." He thought, just before the handslap connected.

[size=150:3m5f261j]"SMACK!"

Tai would open his eyes a second later to find Akashi standing before him, looking at his chest, the other fighters and the crowd all silent as they looked at him in awe, he lowered his head to see why...

Turns out Akashi's slap was so hard that it left a deep red handprint on his chest, Tai looked up and looked around for a second, blinking.

"Huh....that didnt hurt....."

Then his brain, temporarily KOed from the blow, woke back up.


"......OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"


Tai cried out, backing up a step and rubbing at his chest, the referee actually handing him a water bottle that he poured onto his chest to cool down the aching bruise.

"Dear Tai, this is your brain, heres a note...DONT LET HER DO THAT AGAIN!"

Akashi furrowed her brow at Tai's antics. She lifted her hand up and smacked the bottle away. "This isn't amateur hour! If you can't take the pain, get out of the ring!" Akashi would then add another quick wrestling chop to try and set up an Irish whip into her corner where Taylor was waiting.

Tai yelped as the bottle was knocked away, furrowing his brow as he was chopped again, wincing and taking a step back before Akashi grabbed his arm and started to whip him towards the corner...

Tai would attempt however, to counter the whip, attempting to spin himself around and pull Akashi towards him.

If his attempt failed, he would be thrown into the turnbuckle back first.

If his counter was a success, he would quickly kick his foot up as Akashi came towards him, trying to plant it between her breasts!

Akashi felt Tai try and reverse her irish whip. Her eyes widened but se grinned and spun with Tai. She would make him pay for trying to reverse her whip but pulling him into a short clothesline. When she saw Tai's leg come up, she raised her eyes again. But instead of trying to stop, she tried to charge forward instead. I'll show him howto take a hit! She thought as the boot smashed into her bountiful bosom. Akashi's face contorted in pain. "Guuuuh!" She grunted but tried to maintain her momentum enough to still slam the clothesline into Tai. If she was able to, it might hurt a little bit more since his leg was now in the way as well.

Tai grinned as his boot connected with her chest...only to look in surprise as his leg bent and, pushed by her clothesline, smacked into his chest whilest her arm would slide over it to smack hard into Tai's chest!

The pink haired boy would fall, landing hard on his back, breathing deeply before rolling over to start getting to his feet.


"...Damn...didnt see that one coming..."