Happy Friggin Birthday, AA!

Sounds like a personal problem ^^

For the record, I'm not even 100% sure what the '^^' emoticon means. It just felt right there.

Why would you bother cutting open my limbs after you removed them? Also, that's a little gross. Try to think of a cuter way to kill me if that's' what you need to do.

Cute it for sissies.

Don't worry, you will cry for mercy when I'm done with you.

The again, I'd still kill you.

So you'd remove my limbs, and then cut them open, and then kill me, and then I would beg for mercy? Have you really thought this through? Do you need to go watch Se7en a time of two?

No you fool.. Removing your limbs comes after cutting you open, but I suppose I don't need to resort to such violence if I were to make you beg for mercy>

Just a simple beat down would do that trick.

Bah. Better men/women (technically I don't know, but it's a safe assumption that you're a guy) have tried and succeeded and we're past that now. Maybe a closer look at what being called anything, nerd perhaps, means to you, and why it upsets you? Do you have a history of maiming and killing people? Did your father maim and kill you when you were young? These are all important questions.

I know your time is valuable, so why don't we just cut to the chase. I'll buy a few drinks, you can spill your guts and afterward we'll hug and go about our day. Good?

Also, the [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U5OVg6GOvM:jl5hsxgr]Remix of the song Closer from Se7en is great[/url:jl5hsxgr].

Trent Reznor used to be on my bedroom wall.

What are you, a psychiatrist? Whatever it's called.

Anyway, I was with you with the drinks apart, the rest is just stupid.

I can't pass up free drinks.

Well then just take the drinks, and when you realizing that you're spilling your guts into my shoulder just remember that I said it's okay. Besides, girls like guys who aren't afraid of how they feel. And girls like it when guys let them in. It's good practice.

.... The heck are you talking about.

Sorry, I'm not into bromance but sure, buy me vodka, I do enjoy a good drink.

Bromance? Dude. Catch up.

I almost forgot this was a happy birthday thread. Way to hijack it.