Kate Pilgrim vs the World

have a few pet projects i've still got to wrap up, but been thinking over the weekend...

basically want to work on the premise of writing a series of short stories as a parody of Scott Pilgrim, for those familiar with the comic. for those not, it revolves around a semi-regular dude who falls in love with a girl, and so must (randomly) fight her 7 evil exes before he can properly date her. the way i figure, swap the genders in that story and you've got some great material for this site

hence I figured Kate Pilgrim vs the World. Kate would duel her boyfriend's oddball ex girlfriends (and one boyfriend. he had "a phase") in various matches, pro wrestling the asian twins, sexfighting his ex turned pornstar, matching minds with his telepathic mind-controlling vegan ex... think it really has some meat on it while staying short enough to keep my attention span. ideas? suggestions, from those who've read the books/movie/game or not?

it's eroticism first, basically keeping characters except swapping most names and genders, but do mean a bit of humor and oddity in there. making no real effort to hide it all the way, mind.


what i've basically got so far...

Kate Pilgrim and Raymond Flowers

Matt Pattell = Patty. Indian sorceress/catfighter, may capture Kate for some brief S&M before having to fight her

Lucas Lee = Luca/Leia. Turned porn star, super strong but challenges Kate to a sexfight instead, taking it as her expertise. Super hard and talented clit for tribbing, huge fake tits

Todd = Tanya. Vegan telepath who can take over Kate's mind and twist her to do whatever she pleases as public humiliation while Kate doesn't even realize what's going on. probably keep the vegan joke, or something similar.

Rita Richter = Rick. from a brief gay phase with Ray, would be a rough sexfighter that'd test Kate's limits in both combat and sex. tough for a gay woman-hater, so his fucking is anything but gentle for Kate

Kaylee and Kira Katayanagi. twin japanese wrestlers, Kate's challenged by one but is tag-teamed by the two. beat around a while before having backup from her friends to at least keep them from cheating long enough to beat and pin them.

Gideon = Gabby. thinking busty cougar business woman in a suit, wealthy with a small variety of trickery powers. likely can tap into the powers of the other 6 exes to wield all at once, maybe even summon weaker shadows of them to dogpile Kate.

further thoughts? what works, what to keep...

I like it! I think you should go for it man!

Now this is an absolutely brilliant idea o.o...a spoof of a major spoof

Would you try to simulate the coin parody? Have Tanya be dating one of Kate's ex boyfriends who is also cheating on her with one of her friends? So many different possibilities could come into play with this

Scott Pilgrim rocks, and so does this idea.

suggestions:

-*spoiler alert*[size=50:1x1xc4im] If Tanya is beaten in the same way as Todd is in the original, perhaps one of her three strikes could have been that she had given some guy a blow job and that had counted towards her meat consumption "Blow jobs are vegan... aren't they...?" *End of spoiler*

-I think Knives Chao should be kept as a female and I always felt Knives should have had more fights in the original... Although it would be deviating from the original, perhaps you could do Knives versus Kate, Knives versus Raymond and Knives versus Envy Adams (whether you make that one a boy or girl)

Man, that sounds like an awesome idea. And Kel that would be hilarity. Also, perhaps Luca/Leia could have a group of fellow actresses/actors that Kate would have to 'take on' as a group before she fights Luca/Leia.

Never fell for the hype of that movie. Maybe I'll wait until it hits BluRay. Is it really that good? Doubt it.

[quote="Kelsea":1s4xxe0m]Scott Pilgrim rocks, and so does this idea.

-I think Knives Chao should be kept as a female and I always felt Knives should have had more fights in the original... Although it would be deviating from the original, perhaps you could do Knives versus Kate, Knives versus Raymond and Knives versus Envy Adams (whether you make that one a boy or girl)