Re: Liquid Swords! Katrina da rap goddess vs Maru the ninja!

by KreepKing Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:30 pm

"Da fuc-ARGHH!!"
Katrina's bubbly, bouncy flesh was caught in Maru's clinch! With her arms trapped against her sides, escape wasn't going to come easy.

by MrsIffy Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:46 pm

A pleasing expression came over her face, and her eyes sparkled with delight.

"Now I have you! Prepare for my next technique! Flaming Mantis Dive of Terror!"

Commanding every once of strength from her lower calfs and abdominals, Maru would lift Katrina and drive her enemy, head first, crashing into mat in a disgustingly brutal looking suplex.

by KreepKing Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:28 am

*CRUNCH!*
The top of Katrina's noggin took the worst of the impact. Bright light flashed before her eyes and her vision suddenly hazed. With her body losing all of its will to move, it only slumped to the ground, comically, with her shapely ass jutting into the air.

by MrsIffy Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:13 pm

Skillfully and as flexible as a kitten, Maru leapt back on her feet and shot a quick glance at the fallen victim behind her.

"Ha! Foolish, little black girl! I'm just getting warmed up!"

A long grin slowly formed over her lips. Maru knew that her her intense ninja training back in her village would more than prepare her for her victory, and not for a second did she did think otherwise. From here,the ninja would keep her distance, and cautiously wait for her enemy to rise to her feet.

by KreepKing Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:37 pm

That suplex certainly did a number. The ninja was stronger than she thought.
Katrina could've gotten up and exploded with Ghetto Rage by now, but for some reason, instead of getting up, she was still doubled over, on the floor, clutching her arm, tightly.

"Owowowowowwww! Got dammit mutha F%$&# A$$ B^$$# Sh$T!"

Katrina was spitting out every cuss known to man. Her eyes winced while she refused to get up.

by MrsIffy Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:37 am

Maru cocked her eyebrow once more. Katrina looked hurt....pretty bad. Most people would've agreed that Maru possessed a tough outer shell. However, nobody would've guessed that this time, there would be any hint of warmth submerged beneath the cold pools that was her bitchy attitude.

Maru took once step close to see if she was alright, but then it hit her.....

"[size=150:2q413kwb]Wait a minute! You think I am a fool! Bluffing an arm injury when it was clear that I have only put you through a suplex!"

by KreepKing Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:44 pm

"Shit! Almost had you!"

Katrina banged her fist to the mat and spit loudly. It seemed that her little trick had failed.

"Damn hoe, I could've got yo ass kicked!/
But now I see dat you smarter than da average bitch!/
Now lil gurl, you gon' make me snap, quick!"

by MrsIffy Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:35 pm

The ninja considered shutting her up with a boot to the face before she even finished her rap, but instead, she just shook her head and folded her arms in disapproval.

"With a Haiku like that, it's no wonder you're losing! Here, allow me to demonstrate how art is TRULY put together in spoken form!"

Maru cleared her throat, filled her lungs with air, and began:

"To the east mountain/
Warn the others of the times/
That the sun will set...."
As her last line went into a close, Maru shuts her eyes and brings her hands together in prayer.

by KreepKing Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:34 am

"The fuck was what SHIT!?"

Katrina's face was wrapped in all sorts of confusion at what Maru just said.

by MrsIffy Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:51 am

Though Maru never thought highly of her rapping enemy, Maru was quite surprised when she suddenly heard her remark to her Haiku.

"Shit? No, not Shit. Why, that was an example of well-crafted Expressionism! Something that can only be honed with YEARS of dedication!"
Maru smirks and finishes...

"....something a street-rat like you know nothing about...."

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