A perfectly normal introduction

by Deblod100 Mon Dec 05, 2022 2:08 am

*gets up on stage and immediately screws up the microphone*

"Aw..crap.."

*panickily attempts to fix it*

*heavy feedback occurs*

*staff member comes to fix*

"Hang on, I need a cigarette."

*gets out a cigar and takes a puff*

"AHEM!"

"H-"

*immediately gets hit by a folding chair that comes flying from the side*

"AGH! MOTHERF-"

*gets violently beaten with some random disgruntled intern with a folding chair*

*commercial appears*

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This site has kept into my attention through some anonymous and mysterious means. ~~TVTropes mentioned this.~~

I am active in multiple roleplay sites, so I have experience in roleplaying. I do have an idea for a friction girl in mind, but I may or will need some help/advice in the future. I am aware of professional wrestling, where I will take up additional time for research.

It's a honor to greet you all, and I hope that we can-

*gets attacked by that same disgruntled intern again with the folding chair*

HOW DID YOU FIND THIS HOSPITAL ROOM?!

"YOU OWE ME AFTER THE GREAT WARS OF BEYOND!"

We are now having some technical difficulties...