Mindy Jang vs Ebisu - Crazy for You

Match Type: Hardcore Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match
Victory Conditions: Pinfall, Submission, or KO

The stage curtains were held slightly aloft by Mindy's prying fingers, creating a narrow slit wide enough for one of her gleaming pink eyes to peak through. Her vision darted across the arena, jumping from the brightly lit rampway to the sizeable crowd before finally resting on the ring at the center of it all. A giddy snort escapes from her lips, quickly hushed by two of her fingers as they went to cover her mouth. The excitement was just too much to contain. If she was forced to wait even a minute longer she was sure she'd break down into a skittish mess.

Her other hand tapped frantically on the pink leather grip of her baseball bat which sat comfortably over her shoulder; fingers practically begging her to use the sizeable object as more than just an entrance prop. Unfortunately for her, Mindy was going to have to show some restraint in her debut match, although quite a few concessions had been made so that she wouldn't be totally obstructed from bashing her opponents brains in.

For one, there was the litany of tables, ladders and chairs free to use in the match, haphazardly spread out across and underneath the ring apron. That on it's own would be enough to satisfy the sadistic cravings of most wrestlers, but with Mindy, the word "enough" wasn't anywhere to be found in her lexicon. Then there was her opponent, someone who Mindy hadn't bothered to do even the slightest amount of research on. Why bother? She'd only end up spoiling the fun of discovering, deciphering, and dismantling the dumb bimbo all in that one first glance.

Her black and pink boots rasped the concrete floor irately, itching the rest of her body to spring into action already. 'That bitch better be able to dish it out just as well as she can take it!' she thought to herself with a snarl. Nobody loved a good beatdown more than Mindy, but she didn't come all this way to the big leagues just to massacre some poor helpless girls (although that would be a plus). There was plenty of that right at home. Oh no, she came here for a challenge, and those who didn't provide her with one were going to pay dearly.

Finally, as if sensing the pinkette's patience nearing it's limit, her entrance music played through the arena speakers for all to hear. A nearby stagehand gave her hastened wave of his hand, signaling her cue to grace the spotlight for the very first time.

Theme:

Mindy Merciless:

With a wry smile warped onto her face, she burst through the entrance curtain, baseball bat hung horizontally across her shoulders with her arms draped over top. She skipped her way down the ramp, the arena spotlights shimmering frightenedly against the backdrop of her psychotic pink eyes. She stopped just short of the ring steps, instead spinning around on one heel to face an audience member who stood nervously near the grates. "Hold on to this for me, will ya? I'll be coming back for it later" Mindy said with a wink, shoving the bat into the arms of the young man who was clearly put of by the unhinged girl's salacious charm. The rest of the crowd reacted as they would when introducing any other debutant, with loud welcoming cheers and hollers. Their naivety almost made Mindy chuckle. Debuting in a TLC match was special enough on it's own, but when Mindy was involved, anything was possible.

She skipped up the ring steps and slipped between the ropes, her loose crop top swaying just enough to flash the nearby spectators underneath. She stuck out her tongue and thrusted her middle finger out to the rowdy men brave enough to hoot and whistle, while still making it perfectly clear that she enjoyed the attention. She skipped around the ring, her index finger and pinky shaped in the sign of the horn as she bobbed her head violently to the clash of her heavy metal entrance theme as it still played overhead.

With one last flawless wave of her flowing pink hair, Mind made her way to the opposite corner, leaning her back against the turnbuckle with her arms draped over the top rope. Her menacing eyes stared out into the entrance ramp, daring her opponent  to walk through those curtains and step foot into the ring with Mindy Merciless herself.

Mindy perched herself up on her tiptoes, craning her neck to catch a glimpse of her opponent's entrance from afar. A lethal smile burst onto her face as the girl finally presented herself, striding down the ramp and towards the ring with a solemn glare. She hungrily licked her lips as the fellow savage disrobed, making way for the more revealing attire underneath.

It was a pity she was going to have to destroy such a fit and beautiful body, but it wasn't like anybody could stop her if she decided to have her fun first. She shot a quick glance at the referee, scowling as she realized that this match wouldn't be totally limitless. "Rules... Fuck rules!" Mindy murmured under her breath with a shake of her head.

After all, here was a girl who supposedly posed herself as a fellow savage, although with a much more literal take on the term. Despite adorning a getup that made it look like she had just emerged from a cave, the toned warrior was exceptionally calm. Cruel thoughts and raging questions began racing through Mindy's head. For a girl who goes dresses up as a 'barbarian,' she did seem rather... reserved.

Did this girl really live up to the name, or was it just a gimmick? What would it take to unleash the beast within, and then utterly crush it? Mindy's eyes raced from top to bottom, processing every square inch of the fighter she was about to dismantle. She was a few inches taller, with a well built frame that hinted towards years of training and experience. At glance it was pretty clear who had the strength and power advantage, something Mindy immediately took note of. Not that it bothered her of course. What she lacked in size she made up for in a variety of other, creative ways.

Their staring contest ensued for what seemed like an eternity, until finally broken up with a wave of the ref that signaled the that it was time for the two to meet in the center of the ring. She cracked her knuckles and rolled her neck around her shoulders as she slowly approached, her sadistic smile returning as she stood inches away from her opponent. "Pull out while you still can cavegirl, otherwise Mindy Merciless is gonna send ya back to the ice-age, ya hear!?" Mindy said with a snarl, getting right in the face of her barbarian clad opponent.

Mindy mockingly put her hand on her chest with a surprised gasp as she took a few steps back, feigning offence at Ebisu's words. She giggled and snorted, amused at her own twisted sense of humor before loosening herself up for the impending bell. Her signature, more cruel demeanor instantly returned as the bell rang out and the match was finally underway. She spread her arms out wide and began circling Ebisu, flexing her fingers wildly in the air while making obscene gestures with her tongue towards her opponent.

She wasn't one to let an opportunity to strike first pass her by, especially when it came to the opening move of a match. As fun as goading and taunting her opponent was, now was the time for action. She methodically probed at Ebisu, attempting fake grabs every so often to gauge the barbarian's attentiveness. Without warning Mindy transitioned one of the fake grabs into a real one, attempting to latch onto one of the girl's wrist and reel her in for headbutt!

The clash of skulls almost hurt Mindy as much as it did her opponent, a fact that the pink-haired demon took an uncanny liking to. She reveled in their joint pain, savoring those few precious moments of mutual cranial contact before they were inventible interrupted by the staggering back of their bodies. Her face was still twisted into her signature farcical expression, in stark contrast with Ebisu's far more serious glare, causing her to cackle out loud as they stared daggers into each other once more. Oh how she loved stoic opponents: Their buttons were just too fun to push.

"C'mon Ebisu, smile won't ya! Aren't ya having soooo much fun alre-"  Mindy was cut off mid taunt by a stern grip clamping onto her wrist once more, reeling the rest of her body along with it in yet another headbutt, but this time at the whim of the barbarian! The blow caught her completely by surprise, making the impact far more effective than if she had been in a defensive stance. She staggered backwards just like before, except this time finding herself fumbling over her feet and landing on her back with a thud.

Her head popped up from the canvas only a few moments later, A vengeful scowl revealing itself for only a fraction of a second before reverting back to an even more amused expression than before. "Now that's more like it! HAHAHA!"

As genuinely amusing as the situation was to her, Mindy purposely prolonged her laughter longer than a brief taunt. Her hands were clutched at her side, her eyes narrowed to small slits that provided the facade of blinded distraction while in reality still providing ample views of an approaching Ebisu. She would bide her time, hoping her opponent would view her lapse of hysteria as a prime opportunity to pounce on the down and distracted Mindy.

She would continue laughing, waiting until Ebisu was close enough to take action before making a surprising move of her own.

Without even a hint of warning, her laughter would seize all together, and her legs would swing upwards in a rotational motion, hoping to strike Ebisu with an unsuspecting kick in the process. If successful, her legs would continue their upwards spiral, while at the same time her body would roll upwards onto her shoulders with her hands placed by her head. Mindy pushed off the ground with the palms of her hands, providing enough combined upper and lower body momentum to spring of the ground and onto her feet in an acrobatic starfish kip-up!

A jolt of joy reverberated through Mindy as the heel of her boot found it's target on Ebisu's head. As hard-hitting as that kick was, it was nothing compared to the one that followed soon after. It came in with a burst of speed and power gained from it's built up spiraling momentum, this time aiming at her jaw in what would have been a detrimental blow on just about any opponent. Unfortunately for Mindy, Ebisu was much more prepared this time around, absorbing the brunt of the blow with her meaty arms instead of her face. Oh well, the important thing was that Mindy was back on feet, ready to deliver even more damage to her now staggered opponent.

And she wouldn't wait one second to do it either. She would run at opponent with manic speed, her gleaming eyes growing closer and closer as Mindy approached in a crouched sprint with arms spread out wide. If she was able to make it to Ebisu in time, she would lean her shoulder in at the moment of impact, wrapping her arms around the toned warrior and sending them both down to the canvas with a running spear takedown. If successful, she would immediately scramble on top of the barbarian, forcing her to enter the guard position. There was no doubting the larger warrior was much stronger than she was, but Mindy didn't care. At the very least, she would try to rain down a few punches on the brute's face in a hasty ground and pound session before facing her inventible retaliation.