Merry Future Christmas

MERRY XMAS ALL OF YOU!!!! *Ryu comes wearing a Santa's outfit, tossing random gifts for everyone*

Hoo hoo hoo....! *puts on a metal-Xmas song and starts to strip-dance for the girls*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twWpT7qJNG8

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I send everyone their christmas present, don't be scared if you see a black chariot that's being pulled by skeleton horses. :3 They don't bite, cause they have no teeth, sadly.

*Steals Skeleton Horse* Hi-Yo Silver! Awwwwaaaaaayyyy!!!!

OK LISTEN!!

This was my favorite thread last year in AFW.... And because the holidays are either here or near... I figured that it was ok to bring this thread back... Come On, ITS THE MOST RANDOM THREAD EVER! NO THREAD IS THIS ZANY! NO THREAD IS LIKE THIS!! BRING IT BACK!!! I DEMAND THE INSANITY TO BE POURING OUT YOUR SKULLS LIKE THE BLOOD OF AN UNTRAINED GOAT BEING SACRIFIED TO THE COSMOS AS THE MOLEMAN EATS YOUR WIFE WITH HIS SHOTGUN WHILE THE PLANETS SPIT HOT ACID TO THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH LISTENING TO THEIR SCREAMS AS MY LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT THEIR CRIES OF MERCY WHILE I PLAY JINGLE ALL THE WAY (the movie) ON MY ANCIENT 90'S VHS PLAYER... I ONLY KNOW THAT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS TOTTALY OUT OF CONTROOOOOLLLLL!!!

Merry Future Christmas!

I... second that?

But yeah, I think the point is clear. Happy Future Christmas for everyone. I'll be waiting for all of your presents ^_^

AHGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO THREADZ IS COMPLETE WITHOUT MEH INPUT! Merrehhh Christmazzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes..... Its all coming together now.... THE RANDOMNEZZ SHALL LIVE AGAIN!!

Hurry henchmen! Load the B-52's!!!

*gets out candy canes and throws them around* WOOO!!!!!! *puts on santa hat* WOOTTTTT!!!!! FREEEE CHRISTMASSSS HUGZZZ

*Dresses like Santa Jack Skellington* What were you expecting...? The easter bunny...?

Waka Waka...

This needs some IFFY in it...