Monkey Business

After opening the door and throwing the fashion bomb, Kelly furiously turned around with her fists so hard clenched that they turned white at the knuckles closed stomping on the ground with one foot as if she was a child that had been denied sweets in the supermarket and was now going to throw a ground shaking temper tantrum.  

"GOOD! JUST FLUTTER OUT OF THE WAY WITH YOUR STUPID WINGS NEXT TIME!"
She screamed back before she would turn the stool that had been pointing toward the rest of the brat pack up until then and took a seat on it, crossing her arms in front of her chest for a little brooding, but not before one last grumbling statement.
"Of course she was here you laser pointer huntress! I was standing right there with her, face to boobs!"
That was the only coherent sentence coming out of her mouth while the rest was a tirade with the words *wing it* (including an immature giggle), *flutter*, *sun doesn´t shine*, *stupid sexy succubus*, *melons instead of banana*

Blinded behind a puff of cosmetic clouds, Sun hacked and coughed with zero visibility behind her scrunched face. Given that she was unaccustomed to nigh every aspect of the modern civilized world, at first she just figured this was how people greeted eachother in the big city. By throwing fluffy make-up pillows at people whenever they walked in through the door. She immediately could tell that it was not a custom she was particularly fond of having never applied make-up to her face ever before in her life...but since she didn't want to come off like a country bumpkin, she opted to bite her tongue and not let on how weird she thought it was. Overhearing Dani beside her compelled her to reach out through squinting eyes at the maid and snatch her apron, the monkey girl wiping her face clean before pulling her head back with a relieved breathe.

"PHEW...You city folk have interesting ways of greeting people...Oh, Hai maid lady~...I came for the free food just like you promised!!!" Sun perked up with a beaming smile once recognizing whose bust she was just rubbing her face into, but than turned her attention towards the high-pitched voice off to the side. Perking her head to the side in puzzlement with a question mark popping over head...before it popped into an exclamation point!! "Oh, I remember you!!!" Sun giddily proclaimed before dashing up to the desk separating them, merrily pointing to each girl in proud recollection of her fondest memories with Cham-Cham, Izzi, and Kelly. "You're the Jungle Cat-girl who I beat up when you bit my tail...You're the Bat-girl who whines and complains alot...and You're the green haired girl who just threw a make-up fluff at me!!! Are you all here for the free food too?"

As Sun started to speak of the free food she had come here for, dani was quick to cut in with some pretty convient and almost inappropriately loud laughter that overode what Sun was saying

"AHAHAAHAH! YES YES!" She said putting her arm around her shoulder as if they were best buds "Anyway.. Why don't you come in and take a seat.." She guided Sun to the seat in front of the Brat's desk. She had told Sun exacly why she should come here today... however, she might have taken a few creative liberties with her sales pitch... Izzi remained standing, arms folded and an eye brow arched at Dani's display as the young chinese girl demonstrated further that she knew what was going on here by having a

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moment and being surprised to recognise all of the girls present in turn.

"Cham Cham no bite tail and get beat up by monkey!" Cham Cham corrected her "You want Cham Cham should bite tail again?!" she demanded in broken English

Izzi sat down into her chair

"Well if you've done narrating from the 'previously on' que card... maybe we can get down to business..? What exactly makes you think that you would be able to qualify?"

*I sometimes wonder if we would not be better off with a real cat and a real monkey*
Kelly thought, still angry and gloomy. If any one of these two did know that they were not really wild animals? But at least she was glad that there was no territory marking, at least not yet.
Now she was full intending to make life as miserable as possible for their succubus leader right now in this interview as she had stolen, yes STOLEN, her the chance to feel up Mara Bunny. She had to pay.

Noisily turning around with her chair, she would look surprisingly tame instead of agitated and angry then while leaning a little closer to Cham Cham than to the rest.
"Speaking of biting into something, Cham Cham, in what will you bite in the future when we then have monkey girl here? I mean monkey and banana, that is so much of a better match than cat and banana…"
Kelly asked innocently before turning her attention to Sun, leaning her head in the general direction  of Izzy so that she could nod in that direction when she was finished speaking.
"Sorry for the smoke attack, dear. I would like to know if you also have a stup…superb pose like miss Flutterwings has one too?"

"wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooorrrrrrrrrooooooww.." A polite quiet warning.

Sun was only somewhat understanding what was happening all around her as Dani suddenly wrapped a friendly arm around her and starting escorting the monkey girl back towards the chair in the middle of the room. Dani may have mentioned something about joining the Brat Pack back when they had spoken earlier, but once the petite waitress mentioned promises of scrumptious food, everything else was kind of pushed to the wayside when visions of juicy steaks and scalloped potatoes started becoming envisioned by the hungry chimpette. For now she followed along and sat in the chair with a perplexed stare towards the three members, sitting Indian Style with her legs criss-crossed applesauce as her monkey-tail started scratching the top of her head...

...until suddenly it all came to her!! They're asking if she has what it takes to take on the plethora of yummy meals they have cooked up and waiting for her!! "OH!!! I can tackle any dish life throws at me!!! And I never back down from a challenge, and even when it's all said and done, I'm always hungry for more!!! Plus I'm super duper strong too, watch!!!" Sun chipperly hopped out of her seat and began lifting Dani up by her waist into the air. At one point balancing the waitress into the air single-handedly, balancing Dani with a hand on her back and her other arm propped on her hip, the chimpette smiling merrily and not showing any signs of grunting fatigue. "Ya think this can work as a pose, Ms. Green hair lady?"

"Hey! HEY!" Dani squealed in protested to Sun picking her up "Your hands on my butt! I don't have any panties on!"

Despite Dani frantic response to Sun's move, Izzi did not seem overly impressed.

"You call that a pose? Here junior... let me show you how its done..." For the third odd time in the last few minutes, Izzi sprung up to a standing position from her seat... This time she did it so vigorously that her chair was tipped over behind her. Pulling her right hand up from her left hand hip as if she were drawing her arm like a samurai sword, she brought the whole up over her head. Closing her eyes and shoving her left arm on her hips, she simultaneously brought her arm back down and opened her eyes wide to point directly at Sun

"OBJECTION!!"

"Objection?!" Dani repeated, trying desperately not to wiggle to much in her precarious position "What are you objecting to?" to which Izzi responded by lifting her arm up and this time bringing it down to point at Dani

"TAKE THAT!!"

"AHHH-..!  Wait.. what am I taking?"

"You see?" Izzi said, placing both hands on her hips now, her small chest puffed out proudly "You see that flash like a lightning bolt landing directly in front of your face? Hear that sound like two swords clashing inside an echoy ravine? You feel that wave of a thousand winds crashing into you body all at once?"

"No."

"That is the mark of a true perfectly excuted pose..." She looked off to one side in what could have been also considered a pretty decent super hero pose. "Heh! Make sure you put Dani down before you start applauding."

The strength of Sun was very impressive, contrary to Izzi Kelly felt indeed impressed. Could it be that they had finally found a simpleton that was rather useful than rather embarrassing? Not that Kelly herself was actually a hot or even just lukewarm candidate for *who wants to be a millionaire?*, but at least she had early realized that she was neither a cat, monkey, squirrel, hare, squid or whatever animal could be halfway adoptable for a gimmick.
"Wow! You´re really strong! Good pose!"
She honestly complimented Sun, applauding her.

Looking then at Izzi, Kelly narrowed her eyes in a *not sure if serious* impression but with a sly grin.
"Wind? Lightning Bolt? Sword? I thought you have bat wins, not a feather helmet or riding on a big horse or something. You know, like a valeyk…valkrelr…ah one of these ladies in the opera! You know how they say, it´s not over until the fat lady sings!"
To underline her point, she would stretch her arms and make a huffing sound as if Izzi was a rather baroqe Valkyrie instead of a rather tiny kawaii.

Whilst others may have reacted with eye-rolling disinterest from Izzy's bombastic showcasing of Theatrical Superhero Posing 101, twere only sparkling fascination gleamed in the eyes of Sun still holding Dani aloft by a cheeky one-handed grip on her rump. The overblown dramatization. The epic emotionality. Whatever that was. The impressionable monkey girl was swept up in it's grandiose presentation. "Ohhhing" and "Ahhhing" before suddenly tipping Dani over to her side for an inelegant flop to her backside before promptly dashing up to the twin-tailed Brat leader and showering her with compliments.

"Coooooool~..." Sun chipperly stated with her hands folded in front of her and monkey-tail swishing about left and right, instantly forgetting what she was even there for anymore thanks to her childlike wonderment and undeniably short attention span. "OH!!!OH!!OH!!! Let me try another one!!!" After sprinting past Izzy to scurry up onto the table, Sun would face outward and jump right off in a curled ball before landing dramatically on the tips of her toes. Than straightening out and spinning in place before shooting her open palmed hands to sky with one leg bent upward, completing her Ginyu-esque pose. "...*phew*...How was that?!"