Mortal Kombat Intros between AFW Wrestlers

So MK 11 is on the horizon, one thing I've loved with X was the intros that all the fighters have. So let's make some between our wrestlers for the lulz. Also credit to Brit cause it came up in conversation with us. ^.^

Ryan Knight vs John Carnaby

Ryan: *Cracks neck and knuckles.* "This is your annual performance review John boy."

John: *Flings off jacket.* "I win I get a raise right?"

Ryan: *Puts hand to chin.* "You can put it towards your hospital bill pal."

Looking forward to what you all come up with.

Himeko and DB

Himeko: You ready to tussle bun buns!?

DB: Don't call me that.

Himeko: But bun bun's is so cute, bun bun's!

DB: Call me that again. I dare you!

Himeko: ...bun bun's is angry...

*Third wall break*

DB: FIIIIIGGHHHHTT!!!

GASTER vs Alice

GASTER: Mwahahahahaha! Ready to be crushed?

Alice: When I win this, I'm taking away all your masks

GASTER: NEVER!

Edward Sealgair vs Ryo Kamiya

Edward: "So, Ryo, I'm guessing Shirts vs Speedos?"

Ryo: "No shirts. Speedos Only. Final Destination."

Edward: *Sighs* "...You just want me naked, don't you?"

Ryo: "That's for AFTER I win!"

Cicilia vs Elfrida!

*Cicilia walks in, cracking her knuckles*

Cicilia: I'm going to kill you...

*Elfrida smirks and brushes hair out of her face before raising her hands defensively*

Elfrida: You can't even touch me, weakling.

*Grits her teeth, hands balling into fists as she raised her own!*

Cicilia: SHUT UP AND FIGHT!

Ryan vs Eliza

Ryan: *Walks in, Union Jack flag on his shoulders.* "You know I really don't wanna do this......"

Eliza: *Does Tanya's intro from MK X.* "Afraid that the paragon will lose to a lady of the country?"

Ryan: *Flings flag away.* "Afraid of what'll happen when you fall flat."

John vs Lucy

John: *Takes off jacket* "You've pissed me off for the last time Lucy."

Lucy: *Runs hands through her hair and skips forward.* "Oh yeah? Well I'm not done yet...."

John: *Cracks knuckles* "That was your last mistake, time to learn respect."

Jinx vs. Lucky:

*Jinx backflips in, spinning mid-air as she flips before landing deftly on her feet!*

Jinx: Ready to lose, Lucky?

*Sakura walks in with the sweetest smile on her face, hands on her hips*

Lucky: "Hey! That's my line!"

*Jinx throws a kick ahead of her quickly before retracting her leg into a comfortable combat stance*

Jinx: "That's not the only thing of yours I'm taking!"

Pyrena vs Cicilia

Pyrena: *Clangs her spear and shield together twice.* "So you're sure you want to do this?"

Cicilia: *Grits her teeth before raising her fists up defensively.* "Just shut up and fight me!"

Pyrena: *Drops the weapons and raises her fists up.* "*sigh* Your funeral."

Chloe vs Eliza

Chloe: *Seated on the shoulders of her two burly bodyguards.* "They say that many men and women deeply wishes they'd be between your legs, dear..."

Eliza: *Does a few flips before going into the splits.* "I can't say I understand why. Usually they lose when I do."

Chloe: *Gently brought down before raising her leg.* "Of course you wouldn't understand..."

Himeko vs Izzi

Himeko: *Charges forward before stopping and raising her fists* "Phheeew! I think I need to sit down…"

Izzi: *Izzi laughs and spanks her own butt* "Hah! That’s what you get for lugging around those big melons!"

Himeko: *Pouts with a red face and crossed her arms over her ‘melons’* "Now I think I’ll sit on your head!"

Ashley Wilson vs. Misty Goto:

*Misty struts in from off screen with her hands on her hips and a wide smile as Ashley front flips into view from the opposite end.*

Misty: “Alright Ashley, you ready for this sparring session?”

Ashley: *Stands up to full height and lowers into her stance* “Did you know you snore when you sleep?”

Misty: *Raises her fists quickly* “ASHLEY!”