"Specialer" Announcment (for Kelsea)

Val pursed her lips poutily, "Of course I earned it, at my last fed!" she roared, "And anyway as anyone can clear see," she continued motioning to what was apparently an imaginary chart describing relative nobility rankings, "Queen outranks Princess so it's okay if you want to be the number two bed wrestler."

Luci seemed a little flustered by Val's comment, Queens did outrank Princesses so it messed up her whole idea and the excitement she had felt for unveiling the announcement she was going to make to give herself that title.

".. Oh yeah...? well... Maybe I will use that title anyway..! Cause Princesses are cuter then old and gray Queens... And bed wrestling is for kawaiis which is all about being cute... So being a Princess of the bed is way cuter and then being Queen of the bed! And hence better!"

Val's jaw dropped. Luci was absolutely right. Princesses were cuter. Valerie's mind raced, it didn't make any sense, how could this girl be cuter than her? Unless,

"Wait a minute," she shouted pointing one finger up in the air in discovery, "Not all queens are fuddy duddy's like you said. There are some queens who are really young and cute. I inherited the title early, when my parents died. Not my real parents, of course, that would be tragic, I mean my "parents of bed wrestling". Your' just an usurper, trying to take the crown..." Her eyes suddenly got even wider and she gasped pointing at Luci and bouncing in place, "You must have done it! You killed my parents! You murderer! You KILLED bed wrestling!" She pouted indignitantly. "This will not stand, I will have justice. I challenge you to a match, usurper!"

*Anime sweat drop and eye twitch*

"Your reasoning and challange makes no sense... How can I usurp from you when I was here in AFW first?! Whats more, no matter how you became queen, so far I am the Undefeated Princess of the bed cause I haven't even lost on the beds yet... Far better then the undefeated Queen of the bed that became queen much earlier then she should have and not really undefeated either cause Luci did her homework and.. and learnt that-this-new-comer-was-beaten-in-bed-matches-before-she-became-champion-making-her-a-big-fat-liar..!!!" Luci stopped and panted for breath into the microphone after saying Val's modified title

(OOC~ I'm imagining that the text color represents the current shade of Luci's face.)

*red forehead hashmarks*

"[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM:1kyxe0f7]Well, excuuuse me, princess![/url:1kyxe0f7] If your' such an amazing bed wrestler then why don't we have a match and you can come take this title from me?" accused Valerie holding up an imaginary belt, "Then you can call it whatever the shucks you want!" She looked at her empty hand and frowned, "I, um, I have a real belt, just not with me."

(ooc: lol yeah, and the tone of her voice.. pink is all cute like her own title but her voice becomes strained from saying Val's... Also that "excuse me princess" clip is incredibly irritating, but makes me laugh at the same time " title="Razz" /> )

"Well- ..y-you know what? maybe I will!" Luci said before really thinking it through in her aggitated state, she didn't come here to set up a match but it looked like thats how it ended up.

"Yeah... didn't actually expect me to take you up on your challange did ya? Oh...! And look what I have here..." She said and then reach down to her pick up the kawaii belt from her seat and hold it up, much the same way Val was holding her imaginery belt.

"Why its a real, official, authentic AFW title belt... Funny that isn't it?" She said placing it over her shoulder "Perhaps I'm the original title holder of the "Princess of the bed" title... ... I mean "Princess of the bed" name tag. Anyway, point is that I'm the original and you're just the one trying to take it away from me."

Val's face screwed up as Luci displayed her "real" belt (for the unrelated kawaii title). "Sure, I thought you'd take the challenge. I don't think you're a chicken, I just think you're stupid. Plus, my argument about YOU being the usurper is clearly incontrarguable." The man who had originally left the stage quickly slipped back on and tried to motion Val off of the stage. Val narrowed her eyes in frustration and continued talking but it seemed her (and Luci's) mic had been shut off. Val's eye twitched and suddenly she screamed out. "You're mine, Luci! You're going down!" then she stomped off the stage as the man tried to return order to the discussion.

"You heard it here first, Luci vs Valerie for the title of... que... bed wrestling royalty!" A dozen hands shot up, but the man simply glowered and responded, "I said no questions."

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Luci vs Val title match, coming soon

(Edit: I don't want to discourage you from having another post if you like, Kel. Luci should get the last word if she wants.)