Hi...

Alright. Hi there. I'm new. And trying to figure out this place. Shouldn't be too long till I get into grips with it.

Anyways, just want to announce myself. Seems not many people use the chatbox

*Squeaks*

Hi Panzermause, welcome to AFW! You're right about the chatbox, it is kind of underused.

Thanks And I figured. I'm the only one online at the moment

Hello there, fresh mea-er new blood! Welcome to our little piece of disaster. Ever have any questions, don't be shy to ask.

*squeak* I do have one question.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

EXCEPT THAT ONE

Alright, how about this?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

See above.

Here's the thing scorn. I can't touch myself.

I'm a fucking mouse