What the Fuck? Casimir vs. Lita

NORMAL RULES: Wrestler must win by pinfall, submission, or KO.
HARDCORE: Wrestler must win by pinfall, submission, or KO. Weapons allowed.

Lita:

vs.

Casimir:

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"Wait…what the fuck?"

The booming voice of the blue-haired heel echoed throughout the backstage area as he was getting ready for his fight. After the match against Haruko, he was hoping to get someone with some actual skill to 'em -- but this chick? She had fuckin' nothing! This…Lita girl or whatever. And even if that wasn't enough, it was a plain old NORMAL match? What, were they trying to appeal to the geriatric crowd? This was the AFW, he didn't think they even HAD normal matches.

He snarled at the poor young girl who made the mistake of telling him who he was facing. He had told the higher-ups to surprise him, but this was a joke! He turned and punched the wall, making the girl jump back in terror! "No. No, fuck that. Get that bitch over here, right now. We're gonna talk this out, make this more than just a colossal waste of my GODDAMN TIME!"

The girl froze for a second. Her orders were to try and make sure that there weren't any unauthorized meetings between wrestlers before matches, but…Casimir frightened her. For a second, she just stood there, frozen with fear and trying to decide between her fear of Casimir or her fear of losing her job. But then Casimir turned to her once more. "Go, now. Before I snap your neck and find her my own goddamn self!" With that, she skittered off with a yelp, trying to track down Lita with tears in her eyes!

Lita was glad to be getting back in the ring, for it's been too long since the last time she's had one here. Even though she was in the corner for her team's tag match recently she wanted to be one of the one's in the ring, but better now than never. As she was getting ready someone came up to her and Lina. The girl that was with Casimir earlier looked shaken up. Lina asked about what happened and what she heard concerned her. It wasn't the girl's problem the match as is was made.

Lita heard what happened and she didn't like the sound of Casimir throwing his weight around. She decided to go see what was going on but Lina stopped her. "I got this one Lita. I'll go see what the problem is and give you a shout." Lina nods and follows the back to where Casimir is. Lina shook her head as she peaked in the room. "Threatening people won't get you very far in life. What is it that you want? Lita's occupied but I am authorized to represent her. She hopped this wouldn't take long as she told the girl to keep back, not trusting Casirmir due to what how the girl said he reacted.

Oh look, the girl couldn't even fight her own battles? She sent out her…what was this? Her manager? Casimir crossed his arms at her, keeping in mind to call his own manager before he got on the stage. He was in the building somewhere, just had to get him down here. He wouldn't be happy about it, but a nice idea blossomed in Casimir's head to get a bit of fun out of it, at least.

"I want this upped to a hardcore match. This…normal shit is weak. You telling me that your…client or whatever is too weak to handle something a little more…I don't know, mature?" He gave a small shake of his head, moving his hands to his hips. "Of course, I'd really want to make this no holds barred, falls count anywhere, to really make beating your girl a fun one, but since you guys were the ones who agreed to a normal match, I figured it would be a little too grown-up for your little wrestler girl to even consider."

To be fair, that was what Casimir did best -- he was amazing at working people up with his smack talk. He had made a small error in his judgement by stating what he wanted outright, so he tried to up the stakes a bit by mentioning his second comment. Never tell the other person what it is you're working for, you gotta haggle for it.

He was talking a big game, though Lina couldn't help but smirk as he spoke. She doubted he was as tough as he was trying to appear to be.  However when he finished her look of amusement changed to more of a look of non-amusement. The girl saw Lina have a ¬_¬ type of look as she responded "Is that what you think?  Hold on."  She gives Lita a ring and Lita was quick to answer. "Hey Lita, yeah it's as we figured, he can't keep up and he thinks making it a hardcore match will make his problems go away. Yeah?...You sure about that?...OK I'll tell 'em...Later."  After finishing the conversation she turned back to Casimir and tells him "She's alright with that.  She was originally planning on using just her bare hands to do you in, and make you feel bad about terrorizing this person who was just doing her job, but now you've given her options.  We done here?" If there were no objections she'd turn to leave.

After the phone conversation Lita let out a small sigh.  She didn't get certain types of people.  What he was trying to prove she wasn't sure, but she was able to mentally prepare for this sudden change.  After all given how things have been with her group lately she has no problem getting her hands more dirty than expected.  Then again there was a chance she might not need to, she'd have to wait and see how things would go.  When Lina came back they didn't bring it up as she was still in her competitive mindset.  They waited for when it was time to head out.

Casimir almost couldn't believe that actually worked. When she hung up the phone and mentioned that his opponent was all right with that, he waved her off. "Yeah, sure. Keep holding her hand or whatever the fuck it is you guys do before a match." With that, he spun on his heel and stalked away, back into the locker room to finish getting ready for his match. But first, he made a quick phone call of his own, grabbing his bag from inside his locker and dialing the number he knew by heart.

Once the phone call was over, he slipped into his usual blue tights. His theme song began to play overhead, so he rushed out to the stage immediately after, a smirk widening on his face. This was gonna be a fun match indeed.

Casimir waited for a few moments for the crescendo -- then burst out onto the stage with a small flip, already sending the crowd not into cheers, but into loud jeers. They knew him from his last match, and they knew what a dick he could really be. He took a bow at the top of the ramp, jogging down and blowing kisses to the jeering audience. He jumped onto the outside of the ring and hung off the ropes for a moment before jumping in, bouncing in unison to the song. He'd finish it off by rushing up onto the corner turnbuckle and blowing kisses to the crowd, urging them to boo him even louder, before hopping back down to wait for his opponent.

Whether it be traditional, lack of rules, or even bizzare, Lita was usually up for any type of match. The look she showed on her face when she made her way to the ring with Lina told just that. She was just as determined and the mood with her was a positive one. Along with Lina, the reaction the crowd gave Lita was the exact opposite of what Casimir received, though they knew why the people didn't really care for him much if at all. As much as they appreciated the support they couldn't rest on just that alone.

After they took the time to play to the crowd Lina gave Lita the double high five thing before stepping to the outside of the ring. Lita was ready to go, and after hearing the sound of the bell she pumped her fist. "Alright let's go!."

At the very least, he was able to rely on her agreeing. The rest of his plan would work out smoothly, in that case. Sure, there was room for a few errors, but nothing a bit of improvisation couldn't fix! And he had the idea all thanks to the fact that Lina showed up instead of Lita when he threw his temper tantrum backstage. Honestly, could this day get any better? Casimir took a moment as Lina stepped to the outside of the ring, watching her and then looking up at Lita.

"Whoa whoa whoa, hold up there, perky tits!" Casimir said, putting up a hand. "Didn't realize you needed your hand held through this match! What is this, a two on one? Fuck that. I'm getting my manager." Which quieted the crowd -- Casimir had a manager? What? This was news. With that nice silence paving the way for him, he grinned, moving toward the ropes facing the ramp, holding his hands up as if to present whoever was gonna come down the ramp.

And at that moment, a rather ravishing looking blonde man appeared at the top. There was no intro music, no graphics -- just him, walking down from the top of the ramp in that nice, low-v neck white shirt and snakeskin pants, along with a pair of black shoes.

Lita grinned when he commented on her assets, or at least she took it as one as she didn't want to make an issue of him delaying things. She could have started things right now as the bell already sounded but figured she'd hear him out. She rolled his eyes when he said he wanted and whispers to Lina "And this just comes to mind now?" Lina shrugged, not knowing what to think of Casimir's way of thinking.

They didn't look impressed with what the appearance of this new guy had to offer, however Lina did keep an eye on him, thinking he might be up to no good. Lita notices this and tells her "You got 'em Lina? Good." Turning back to Casimir she tells him "Happy now?" She looked a little bouncy, eager to get things going.

There were a lot of things on Casimir's head -- mainly the question if his plan would still work out properly. He grinned for a moment as his manager appeared, and his worries abated for the moment. No, things would be fine. If anyone could do it, this guy could. He grinned a bit more as he turned back around to Lita, putting his hands on his hips. "See, now this is what a real manager is here for. Shit, this guy has been here for me for so much! I should tell you about some of the things he did for me in past federations," he remarked.

His manager had already made his way towards the corner of the ring -- before he ducked down for a moment, so he would be unseen by the other parties. He began to wriggle his hand around under, trying to find a particular weapon he had made sure was under there before Casimir had even walked out -- and closed his hands around the handle with a small smirk.

"To be honest I don't recare about that. Let's do this already." Lita was starting to become impatient, like Casimir was just looking to delay things. It looked like she was was about to start things anyway when she heard Lina say "Hey hey hey, what do you think you're doing?" Lina caught him fishing under the ring, which her catching him in the act caused Lita to peak at what Lina was talking about.