KamiKaze Vs. The Coalition!

Akashi didn't even twitch when Kelly sat on her and the taunting finger in her face only left Kelly's hand with soft breaths from the sumo. She didn't even groan as the one count hit.

"TWO!"

That seemed to come just as quickly and even as referee began to lift her hand, Akashi remained still. It wasn't until the ref began to drop her hand down for the final count that suddenly the Sumo came to life.

Like a crocodile feasting upon prey, Akashi's body suddenly twisted and contorted. While Kelly's perch atop the Sumo's mountainous chest would allow her to get the pin, it wasn't as secure as the obnoxious blonde had probably thought it was.

Akashi's weight shifted so that suddenly Kelly was straddling Akashi's side and one, bulky arm jutted out from between Kelly's legs as Akashi huffed. Her eyes fluttered open as the referee stood up and held her hands out for the timekeeper. The count was two.

"NO THREE COUNT, KELLY? WHAT A SURPRISE! C'MON, KASHI!"

Taylor began clapping her hands and turned to the crowd to start up another chant. "A-KA-SHI!" She screamed again and again, waving her arms up and whipping the crowd into a renewed frenzy.

Akashi looked dead and done for, but wasn't too surprised that the sumo would suddenly spring right back to life, turning her body so that Kelly was straddling her side now while her partner roared and raved their little triumph, trying to get the crowd behind them again.

"OHH YOU'RE RIGHT IM SOOO SURPRIIISED!" Kelly mocked back at Taylor with her tounge out as she got on her feet,
knees bent as she loomed over Akashi from her side. "Whats the matter Old Champ? You look a little worn down! Part your prime already, fatty?" Kelly taunted, putting her boot on the side of Akashi's head and roughly nudging her.

Akashi exhaled deeply when Kelly got off of her. She ignored the obnoxious taunting as Kelly stepped on her face. The Sumo groaned weakly and she brought her hands up and clutched Kelly's boot. However, she didn't try and push it off. She could see Kelly was far too interested in mocking her and, honestly, Akashi didn't want her to go anywhere.

"Well... you can't pin me even with cheating and help, so... no..." Akashi said as she grinned underneath Kelly's boot.

Kelly was all smiles until she heard Akashi's comeback, making her frown deeply lat the sumo, scowling down hatefully at her and responding to it by drawing back her boot and trying to punt Akashi in the ribs.

Akashi didn't have a lot of strength after getting slammed and kicked about. Still, shutting Kelly up always gave her a little jolt to keep up the fight. When Kelly reeled back her foot, the big Sumo pulled her arms in and rolled as fast as her big body would allow her so that Kelly would get to experience the embarrassing sensation of missing with a wild, full powered kick.

Taylor's voice came through loud and clear from the far end of the ring.

"HAH!"

D.B. could practically feel the gust of wind from her partner's epic whiff, facepalming and wondering how Kelly could have missed a target that rotund...

Kelly felt like Charles Barkley taking a swing with a 9 Iron, she went for the punt and got nothing but air! The sound of her boot cutting through the air as Taylor laughed and her partner facepalmed, in addition with the laughter of the crowd made Kelly's whole world freeze. Her eyes going wide as her cheeks flushed red with embarrassment before she turned to Akashi and looked at her with a hateful glare.

"M-MM-Make a fool of me, huh!?" Kelly spat, leaping towards the downed sumo. "Huh!?" Kelly roared in an embarrassed fit, trying to rain down a hail of elbow towards Akashi's head with reckless abandonment.

Akashi was on her hands and knees as Kelly whiffed and stumbled and generally looked the fool. The big Sumo was smiling, but she was still on the ground. One hand pressed into the canvas while she looked on at the blubbering blonde.

When Kelly tried to clear the gap, Akashi summoned her strength and lowered her head. She raised one arm to try and catch Kelly's body and pull her in so that she landed on Akashi's shoulders and was instantly flipped over Akashi and onto her back.

Then, Akashi just fell backwards.

"Kelly-san... no one is going to hear you run your mouth under there."