This ring ain't big enough for the four of us

"All the things she said" by Tatu started playing over the loud speaker as the lights dimmed and were replaced by the familiar searching spot lights that people had come to associate with entrance of a certain pair of bunnies.

Right as the drums hit followed by the lyrics, both Mara and Leah walked out onto the  top of the rampway sporting their golden championship belts around their waist. Mara wearing hers backwards so that as they came to stand side by side along one another she had to turn around and arch her big old butt out in order to show off the gold side by side.

The two skipped their way down to the ring, climbing up onto the apron and both slipping in between the ropes at the same time.

"Well then.. As you might have seen from the Avalanche pay per view. The man and his dog once again tried to screw us bunnies over, putting me on my own in a triple threat match against Bastet and Seele. And despite the odds being against me, awesomeness prevailed and I won." Leah said as Mara made an act of emphatically applauding this feat with a wide grin, looking around the audience members as if she were expecting them to join in.

"You know what? That is as good as a title defence right there! The Bunnies defended the tag team titles... ... again WOOOOO!! What should we do to celebrate"

"Lets bunny hop sis!"

"Yeah lets!"

Leah and Mara both moved to opposite side of the ring up against the ropes and then each turned to their left. Squating down a little, they moved their arms up in front of their busts so that their hands dangled down forwards like bunny paws. They stuck their cute butt cheeks and bunny tails proudly out behind themselves and then started to hop in a clockwise direction around the ring, pausing every moment or two to wiggle their nose and wiggle their bunny tails

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After a good 180 degree circuit they both turned in their bunny squat and hopped towards each other until they met in the middle of the ring, touching the tips of their noses together.

"Yay! " Mara cheered as she jumped back up to her feet and almost bopped Leah right in the face with her large rack. Leah got back up straight also, walking around with the microphone to her lips

"You know what..? Its just as well I came through in that match, despite them both obviously trying to team up against me. I mean can you actually imagine them stupid goddesses or cat fairy thing team getting their hands on the belts? Pleeeeeease!

They can't handle the tag team title belts like us bunnies... Them stupid goddesses.. It was a mistake us choosing them as number one contenders way way back when this first started, next time pick our opponents we’ll be sure to pick someone worthy. And there’s that silly silly Seele.. Her and that kitten she goes around with didn’t deserve a title shot, nor did I even say they could get one! All she is good for is giggling.. And maybe licking up my cum. "

Seele was watching the promo, ready to interfere. She was going to give those bunnies a piece of her mind but she wanted to at least make it look like she wasn't seething. Unfortunately, even the usually effervescent fairy couldn't hold in her anger and burst from the backstage entrance before they music even hit.

She stormed down the ramp with a scowl and a microphone in her hand. She wasn't the cheerful, giggling fairy she usually was and Kat sheepishly padded behind her, keeping her distance and trying, for once, to remain quiet.

"You bitch." Seele barked into the microphone. "I was the only one actually trying to WIN that match! I'm pretty sure that I had at least four or five pin attempts! Idid either one of you even get ONE aside from the last one, which I still don't know HOW you got!" Seele's nostril's flared and she stood at the edge of the apron.

"By your own stupid Logic, half of that belt should be mine!' She growled. "The only thing you did was cum like a bunny slut! How much skill does THAT take exactly?" She said, eying Leah.

"Wha?!" Leah said, not expecting the interruption.. hurrying over towards the ropes facing up the rampway but stopping short as Seele got to the apron of the ring, ensuring that the fairy girl couldn't reach in and grab her.

"What the hell are you doing here?! Didn't you get the memo? You didn't get the win at Avalanche which means you don't get a title shot... You don't get the tag team championship belts... You get nothing!! You lose!!" Mara gasped in as Leah's words hit home and the realization dawned upon her... The cold and evil truth behind Seele..

"She stole fizzy lifting drinks!" After Mara short interjection, Leah composed herself a little more to be able to continue

"This is all part of your creepy stalker obsession you have with the me isn't it?! I'm gonna have to take out a restraining order, you actually are worse than overly attached girlfriend" Leah moved over towards the side of the ring, looking over the ropes at a couple of AFW staff members tending the iron guard railings

"Security... SECURITY!! I want this girl removed from the arena... She is in clear violation of a court order as she should not be within 50 feet of me" The AFW secruity members looked a bit at a loss as to what to do, but eventually started to move towards Seele suggesting that her and Kat head back on up the rampway

"Hey, I get that one!" Kat said suddenly and winked at Mara, giving her the thumbs up while Seele endured Leah's ranting and threw Kat a glare that shut her up quickly.

Once the blonde bunny was finished, Seele lifted up her microphone and eyed security. "Back off!" She growled. "Obsessed?" Seele said and stared at Leah. "The only thing I'm obsessed with are those titles! If someone else held them, I'd be out here just the same. I can't believe the general manager is still letting this farce of a title reign even continue! You must have some kind of dirt on her for her to keep treating you like you're anything but the losers ans sluts you actually are!"

Seele was livid but stepped away. "Fine." She said, almost throwing up her hands. "Let's see what championship caliber team you're going to pick for your next defense." She said. "I'm sure you'll shock us all with who you want to face. I didn't realize the Entropy title came in pairs now, though." She grumbled. She was beyond pissed but she really didn't have a leg to stand on. She had been humiliated at Avalanche even though she felt like she had done all of the work in that match.

"Ha! Thats a laugh.. Its well documented how much the GM hates bunnies, we had to work damn hard to get what we've got." As Seele backed down and away Leah moved up against the ropes, waving tauntingly at her

"Yeah, buh-bye! Don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out!"

"buh-bye Kat.. I'll cya later, kay?" Mara said waving her hand more emphatically and more genuinely than her sister, Leah threw a look her way and shortly afterwards Mara stopped. Leah waited until Seele had got up the ramp and backstage before squating down and doing a couple more bunny hops before stopping and turning to address the crowd again.

"You know what? I'm still in good spirits.. One crazy stalker fairy ain't going to put me off. You know why? Roll the tape!" She said pointing up to the big screen. As the audience turned their heads the mega screen flickered and started to run a familiar clip from the past, taking them all the way back to just before the triple threat match when Lukretia first announced the match and Leah's reaction. Specifically:

"We *will* say who and when we face for the titles.. Just you wait and see." She said, potentially to either Seele, Bastet or even Lukretia who had left already... She slipped down from the apron of the ring and started backing up the rampway "Sooner or later all of yous are gonna have to accept that the bunnies are just too damn awesome!" She exclaimed lifting the tag team title belt on over her head with one arm

"And here we are! Didn't I say this was going to happen?! Because we are the personification of awesomeness, we are picking who will be the new number one contenders that will be facing us later in tonights main event!" The prospect of a title match main event was at least something that the crowd could agree to cheer and get riled up about

"Now as I've already said, picking the Goddesses against us was a mistake... They couldn't handle us bunnies or the tag team gold... But despite the Goddesses disappointing, the reasons behind choosing them were sound. We wanted a fresh new direction for the tag team belt contendership, so we made an innovative decision that was intended to be for the good of the tag team division all around. So once again we make an innovative decision, giving a unexpecting team the chance to share the same ring as the legendary Love Bunnies!"

"And thats why we have select the Brat Pack!" Mara cut in with glee as "So What" by Pink started to play over the loud speaker

"No! NO! Stop it! Stop the music!" the music was sharply cut off with the comical sound of a record needle scratching against vinyl, Leah turned on her sister "No brats.. No Kawaiis!"

"Aww.." Mara pouted, Leah sighed and recomposed herself

Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you the new number one contenders for the tag team championship as decreed by the Love Bunnies..." Leah said pointing back up the ramp way towards the big screen, over the loud speaker a squeaky J-Pop tune started up... Finally the big screen flickered on again to show:

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That squeaky J-Pop tune which accompanied the Love Bunnies' announcement of the new top contenders for the tag team title was cut off rather abruptly. There was a sharp burst of static, and then the soft, distant sound of breathing. That didn't last very long. Pretty soon, a voice came on, booming throughout the arena. "It's twice, now, that you've cheated us out of our rightful shot at the title. If you don't intend to ever give another team a fair shot, then why do you even bother to pick out new teams to challenge you at all?"

The Goddesses would emerge, then, at the very top of the ramp—Bastet first, followed right behind by Anubis. They played no music. This was very serious business that they had here, and they weren't going to let the Love Bunnies get away with it—even though it seemed that they weren't going to be allowed to challenge for the tag team title again so long as these losers held the belts. Bastet had tried to find a loophole in the stipulation. She had been shot down at every turn.

"As much as I hate to say it, I agree with that other cheating bitch over here," Bastet would continue. Now that she was visible, she would wave her hand in the direction of Seele. "What kind of title belt is only contested if and when its holders choose a new challenger? The two of you have held that for a long time and have only had a few title defenses. There should be rules. The Entropy belt is contested regularly. The Friction and Hentai belts have actual regulations and stipulations. But yours, it seems, is yours forever and ever. If you can't keep it legitimately, then you rely on cheating to carry the day. We never lost to the two of you legitimately, after all."

Bastet would then motion upwards, to the picture of a white-haired girl next to a redheaded one that was up on the big screen. "And, I'm sorry, but who are these two? It's one thing to be new to AFW. When you chose us, we might not have been here too long, but we'd had two matches already, without a loss, and we'd won titles in well-respected federations all over the world. Besides..." Bastet would smirk and press her side against her sister's, posing a little bit for the crowd. "One look at us and it's obvious we're championship material. But who are these kids? They look like they'd break in half if you look at them crossly. I'm starting to think that we're the only championship-caliber tag team in this entire freaking league."

"Security... SECURITY!!" Leah yelled jumping up onto the ropes like a mad march hare when Bastet and Anubis came out onto the rampway "Not within 50 feet! SECURITY!!" she said trying to usher the security staff to remove them from the arena.. When Bastet spoke however, Leah was not in such a hurry, feeling that she wanted to answer to the goddesses viscous slander

"You are talking out your ass! Including the triple threat match, tonight's match will be the fourth time us Bunnies have stepped into this ring to defend our claim to the titles! That's more than any other tag team has done in one title reign... period! The tag team division was dead before the man and his dog finally.. finally saw past the bunny hatred enough to give us the gold we deserved.. And where d'ya think you'd be if not for us giving you a title chance? Hmm? Certainly not as popular as you are now... And maybe if we hadn't given you that chance, you two wouldn't be out here stalking us right now... Security... SECURITY!!"

Rather than security, the next to emerge from the backstage were two bikini-clad girls with drastically different hair colors. Though their initial entrance had been cut short by the intervention of the Goddesses, the Frozen Flame Combo wasn't about to sit by and get bad-mouthed while their fight was being hijacked. Yukiko rushed in first, followed shortly by Akiko, both with rather annoyed looks on their faces.

Marching right up into Bastet's face, the blue-haired Yukiko glared up at her. "Try look at me crossly and we'll see who breaks!"

"Don't underestimate us just 'cuz we're new here!" Akiko piped in.

The pressure of an actual championship match had affected the two girls, putting them a little more on-edge and aggressive than usual. As they were pretty much rookies, neither had even contended for something like this before. Even their tag-team record here was just a 1-0. Them getting a shot like this seemed pretty unprecedented, but the mere fact that they had been given the chance made them want it badly. Winning the title wouldn't just give them a huge pay raise, but skyrocket their popularity and give them even more chances to fight new opponents.

Despite the size disadvantage, Yukiko stood toe-to-toe with Bastet, while Akiko did so with Anubis, staying defiant in the face of the more experienced tag-team.

"After we take the title from those two, we'll gladly take you on any time!" Yukiko declared.

"So just sit back and wait your turn."

Both of the Goddesses rolled their eyes as Leah started jumping on the ropes and yelling for security as they made their appearance. There wasn't any sort of restraining order in effect. The Bunny had never seemed to be all there mentally, and her actions right now were doing nothing to change the Goddesses' perception of her. "She's like a child," Anubis would say to her sister.

Bastet, then, would speak up again, to address Leah and the arena as a whole. "You've never given us a chance at winning the title. We were winning our championship match fair and square when that other cheating bitch showed up and presented you with the match on a silver platter. You may deny having cheated, but...you know, seriously? There was a whole arena full of people that watched you cheat. Millions of fans at home who watched you cheat. At this point, you should be steering into the skid."

At that point, the Bunnies' chosen challengers entered the arena, coming right up behind the Goddesses. The Egyptian deities turned to face the newcomers, who, in person, were no less slight than they were on the big screen. Bastet smirked as the blue-haired one got up in her face. "I'm sorry, but are you not small?" She turned to her sister, and then halfway to the audience, holding her hands up plaintively. "I mean, seriously, is she not thin like a twig?"

The girl did have a little meat on her, but not like the Goddesses did, and certainly not like the fatass Bunnies currently occupying the ring did. "You're never going to get the title from those losers, you know. They'll screw you out of it the way they screwed us out of it, and then you'll be in the same boat as us. There's not enough room in this boat for all of the teams those Love Bunnies are going to screw out of title opportunities. We're still the most deserving team. No matter what."

"Hmph, size doesn't mean anything! I'm way tougher than I look!" Yukiko scowled back at Bastet indignantly. The whole high-and-mighty act this woman was putting on, especially before a fight was even settled, only served to aggravate the impulsive blue-haired girl even further.

"It's not like we didn't prepare for this either." Akiko said with a smug grin. As usual, the red-head was the calmer of the two, at least on the surface, but deep down her blood was still boiling for the prospect of a good fight. "We'll beat whatever shit they try to pull, and then you and us can settle this the real way."

"Yeah, enough with all your hot air! Just get out of our way so we can teach those stupid rabbits a lesson!" Yukiko spouted, before attempting to shove her way past the larger woman.