Laser Shark Title Tourney Rd 1: Sally Vs. Light Killer

All was quiet in the early evening as Sally rummaged through the leftovers of an abandoned shipping facility, left to decay after the company that owned it had filed for bankruptcy. She had taken to spending much of her time here. It was quiet, and there were plenty of abandoned scraps and spare parts, which Sally fashioned into replacement parts and useful tools by using the abandoned machinery in this place. Most importantly, no one ever thought to look for her here, which was important, considering that she was still on the run from the apathetic men and women who had built her, experimented on her, and now wanted their property back.

Today was different, however. Sally was a registered AFW competitor, and unbeknownst to her, the little android's name had been placed in the running for the AFW Fur and Feathers tournament. She hadn't learned of it until someone from the AFW had alerted her to the fact that her exact location had been given to a man named “Light Killer”. He was to be her opponent, and he had been sent with instructions to dismantle the rogue A.I., or die trying. It was a deadly situation, and it had Sally scrambling to prepare herself. She salvaged whatever she could from the various shipping containers and warehouses scattered around the abandoned facility, looking for makeshift armor and weapons to graft onto her body. As she welded exterior armor over her fake but lifelike “skin” and converted her body's integrated medical tools into deadly weapons, the normally cute android took on a more ominous appearance. She had been built to help others by sexually pleasuring them or saving their lives outright, but tonight she would do the opposite. One of the two fighters would not leave this place, except in pieces.

Once Sally's little alterations were made, she spread her artificial tentacles out and tested their range of motion, checking the various sharp instruments and deceptively dangerous tools hidden within them. She walked into an empty building and waited there, listening to the sounds of metal towers groaning in the distance, and the whistle of the wind, attempting to discern the sound of her opponent's footsteps as he searched for her.

Things had been quiet in Japan so far for Light Killer and his friends, they were hunters of evil supernatural creatures. The ones that go bump in the night, the ones who refused to live in peace with the innocents of mankind. Light's leader, a young British man by the name of Ryan Carlson fought for a better tomorrow. With the rest of his friends from Starmage Academy, true companions who battled alongside each other for several fights.

A couple of weeks ago Light had a really good fight against a fallen angel called Raynare, he had been able to just cut loose and go wild. It was fun, although Carlson chided him for firing a dumpster out the alleyway, that had then promptly hit a nearby car. Light knew that things got damaged during battles, but by and large the human population had no idea that the supernatural really did exist. It would be bad for all involved, so Light was happy that this match was in a run down and abandoned place.

Although the people in the AFW insisted that Light attempt to destroy the robot girl he was to face here, Light wasn't exactly planning on doing that. Fight her, sure of course. But to shut her down? That was a bad memory to Light which concerned another fembot, one that he didn't dare entertain. Besides Lunar was still perfectly fine, so it was all good.

Before long Light had arrived at this location where he was to fight, the whole place made him feel slightly uncomfortable. As it only served to entertain the bad memory of Lunar once shutting down, he put a hand to his ear and said

"Boss this is Light, I've arrived at the location. Mind going over my orders again?" Light muttered.

A male voice spoke back through the earpiece saying "Roger that Light, your opponent is some kind of robot girl by the name of Sally. Real designation is unknown, we think she might have fled her creators. Your orders are to engage and incapacitate the subject, I repeat incapacitate. Light don't turn that area into a warzone, understand?"

Light merely nodded and muttered "Understood, Light out." he was dressed in a pair of blue jeans. With black sneakers and a black leather jacket, the coat was slung over his shoulders and connected at the collar. Light's bare chest was on display, showing the tattoos that limited his power.

Spoiler:

Light entered the warehouse, whereupon he saw the female robot. The magical weapon sized her up, looking up and down at her. Before giving a smile. "Yo, you must be that Sally chick. The name's Light, pleased to meet you. I know another robot girl, maybe when you could meet her sometime yeah?" he said as he entered the room. And stood there with his arms folded and a goofy grin on his face.

Although Light Killer was still a ways off from where Sally was positioned, the girl's ability to wirelessly connect to local electronics insured that she heard the conversation between him and his master. As suspected, he was here to stop her escape from the people who had built her, and Sally would have to fight for her life.

When Light came into view and introduced himself, Sally looked up from where she was sitting, giving him a fairly blank but slightly menacing stare. “Don't call me a robot,” the girl said as she rose to her feet, her metallic tentacles digging into the ground to give her extra stability. “Robots are just tools that humans make to serve them. I am an artificial intelligence. I am conscious, I am self-aware, and I am alive. Since you've come to shut me down, however, I'm afraid that you won't be for very much longer.”

Having said her piece, Sally went on the attack and rushed Light the second she was done talking. Pushing off with her tentacles for extra momentum, Sally closed the distance between them in a fraction of a second, and aimed at Light's chest with a dropkick strong enough to propel someone of Light's size into the shipping containers several meters behind him. The fight to stay alive had begun.

Light frowned upon hearing Sally's words, perhaps he had offended her. Artificial what now?! He could have sworn that Lunar talked about that, then again Light was listening to Dragon Force. Besides it probably would have just flown over the magical weapon's head.

Now onto the battle. Light was taken aback by Sally's sudden speed, he barely even had time to blink. Light had been hoping to at least have some banter before fighting Sally, see what kind of person she was. But clearly she was intent on trying to whack Light, it wasn't the first time in fact several beings tried. They failed of course, Light just couldn't die no matter the punishment he put himself through. He could be knocked out of course, which to be fair did happen several times.

The magical weapon let out a loud grunt as his body got flung right into the iron shipping containers behind him, the dust slowly settled to see he was stuck to one of them. A normal person would have surely died from that impact against the cold steel. But......

"Dammit I wasn't ready!" Light shouted, he then began to remove himself from the metal. Aside from a few cuts and nicks Light was still okay, he took a few deep breaths and held his head as he walked forwards.

"Right just to let you know I'm not planning on shutting you down. But I'm gonna kick your ass!" Light then moved forward, as he did so Light removed his jacket. And prepared to fling it in front of Sally's face as he dived low for a spear tackle.

Sally's eyes went wide when Light Killer emerged from her initial assault almost totally unscathed. She had known that the AFW's Fur and Feathers division contained some pretty hardy fighters, but none of them had ever proven this durable before. A look of distress crossed her face as the nonchalant fighter talked her up. She'd put up a tough front for him, but really, all Sally wanted was to freely fulfill her intended purpose: engage in erotic play with random opponents and collect their sperm samples for storage. It was...a seedy calling in life, to say the least, but Sally had been designed to replace prostitutes, so that they could be moved into more respectable, less dangerous lines of work. Even after she gained sentience, lust was integrated into her code, and her mind was telling her to strip the rest of Light's clothes off and engage in a very different kind of physical activity.

Alas, this wasn't a hentai fight. It was a serious battle, and aside from the possibility of a little flirting to throw him off his game, Sally needed to stay serious in her fighting. As Light threw his coat at her, Sally's tentacles grabbed the thing out of midair and ripped it in two, only to reveal Light's charging form growing closer. The distraction worked, as Sally wasn't quite fast enough to stop him from nailing her right in the stomach and tackling her to the ground. “Ugh,” she groaned as Light landed on top of her on the cold ground. She was a quick thinker, however, and as Light's body pressed into hers, her arms and her tentacled appendages attempted to wrap around him, to crush his insides with a force that only a marvel of engineering could muster. One tentacle was held back, however. From this one, a sharp blade appeared out of the end of the appendage, and Sally tried to bring this one down on Light's neck, aiming with precision to sever his Jugular vein for a quick kill. Even though he was tough, Sally was certain that this would be the end of him if it landed. She still didn't know the full extent of the magic weapon's powers.

“I'm sorry,” Sally thought to herself as she brought the blade down, bitter at the level of savagery she was being made to sink to.

This wasn't the first time Light had mixed it up with a fembot, he had in the past sparred against Lunar Messiah. A robot made by the same people who experimented on Light, feeling that it would be fitting for the magical weapon to have an ally of steel.

So Light had some experience in mixing it up against beings like Sally, although he didn't know they were made for different purposes. Lunar was made to assist Light in battle, and act as his general partner. Sally was made to please people, but in appearance and in the other thing. Now that wasn't something Light was used to, apart from that one time he tried it with Lunar. Who had actually enjoyed it, citing that it was a whole new thing and that her motors had heated up to the point where she had to briefly shut down.

In this fight Light had one thing going for him, the fact that he just couldn't seem to bite the dust. No matter how reckless he was, no matter the amount of harm he stuck himself in. Light could always emerge okay at the end, even if it all hurt like fuck. The magical weapon was preparing to start raining down some blows onto Sally, to see how strong her metal was. Only for her to start trying to constrict Light with her limbs, he winced as he felt the pressure. It was like an anaconda vice grip, only twice as bad. It left him rather helpless at this point.

But before Light could consider what to do next Sally had seen fit to try and kill him, by shoving a shiny blade into his neck!

Light grunted out, and made an odd gurgling noise in the back of his neck. Blood leaked out of the wound, and then an odd hissing noise was made. Sally would find that the blade was being burned by acid! And after the blade was sizzled off the appendage, it was actually being pushed out of Light's neck. Even more blood leaked out, which also had an acidic quality to it. And it could get on Sally too if she didn't attempt to make herself out of there quick.

Then the wound had begun to seal itself up, Light's flesh covering the areas back up. He then groaned and would say "Ow, ow. Good thing that, hemomancery or whatever it's called...." Light might not be able to die. But he still felt pain, and he proceeded to try and slowly advance on Sally. Little did she know what else Light was capable of however......

“Augh!” Sally screamed as Light's corrosive blood scalded her metal blade. It was strong enough to dissolve the metal instead of just staining it, and Sally disengaged herself as quickly as possible to keep his toxic blood from splashing on her. She detached the blade from the rest of her tentacle, while the other ones shoved Light away, allowing Sally to scramble hurriedly to her feet. She grimaced as the edges of her tentacle got worn down, causing her to feel something akin to pain as her body warned her of the harm. To make things worse, she witnessed his own injury beginning to close, as if nothing had happened.

“You...what the hell are you?” Sally groaned, staring wide-eyed at the man. How was she supposed to fight someone when his injuries hurt her more than him?! She decided, reluctantly, that stabbing and slashing attacks were out of the question. Her only hope was to wear him down with blunt force trauma, which meant she would need an arsenal more similar to what was used in regular, if very hardcore wrestling. As Light advanced, Sally snaked one of her tentacles around his back and then started retracting it, hoping to pull him in. If she managed to get him close, she would aim an uppercut at his solar plexus, using the momentum of his rapid approach to make the blow more painful.

Light had managed to send Sally away from him, his acidic blood was just one of the forms it could take. It was one of the things he liked to do, lure his opponents into attacking him hard enough to draw it. Only for it to become corrosive, and at least he didn't have to do the job himself. Although Light had a feeling that if all his blood was to ever be removed from his body, then he'd surely perish. He wasn't really willing to test it considering that Light often put himself in enough danger for the sake of his friends already.

When Sally asked what he was Light frowned and then said "I don't know, and to be honest I don't care. Those who made me didn't give two shits about how I felt." it was true Light knew of his powers. But he never bothered to find out the true extent of it all, the people involved in his creation left the testing facility the night he escaped. The ones who lived at any rate, there was no one there when Light later came back to burn the place to the ground.

Light's head was reeling a bit, but he was intent on continuing the attack. And Sally was also, she had snuck one tentacle right behind Light. He was a brute plain and simple, Light hadn't picked up on it. And promptly paid the price, the magical weapon's eyes went wide as he was promptly yanked towards Sally. Who then mercilessly drove her fist right into his solar plexus, Light felt himself go numb. And he let out a loud cough as he did so, it jarred Light's insides around to be sure.

But this close proximity also worked in Light's favour, even if the attack hurt him a lot. He tried to use his big strong arms to cinch Sally into a bearhug, it was about one of the few submissions that he could actually pull off considering his height and strength. With gritted teeth Light then tried to rush forth with the artificial girl clutched in his arms, to try and rush her right into a brick wall.

When Light answered her question, Sally mirrored his frown with one of her own. His answer was so flippant that the girl immediately became curious about what traumatic events could have made him so disinterested in his own life. Maybe the so-called “magic weapon” really was just a weapon, with few scraps of humanity remaining, or maybe there was more to him than he was letting on. Only time would tell...

Sally gave a brief “hah!” when her punch connected with Light's chest, but her cheer was to be short-lived. The man's arms came up and quickly engulfed her, trapping her normal arms and some of her tentacles at her sides. As Light squeezed, Sally protested with a frustrated groan that quickly became a scream. She had surmised that today's opponent must be pretty strong, but this abomination was stupidly strong, strong enough to make her reinforced titanium frame groan and warp under the pressure. “Let me go, you fr...aaaahhh!” Sally screamed and tilted her head up, shutting her eyes tight to try to block out the pain. Then the two of them started moving, and with the shadow of a large, sturdy wall looming behind her, the girl realized too late what he was up to.

“Gaah!” the girl yelled as Light smashed her into the brick wall, denting the metal of her front and back. Slumped up against the wall she had been thrust into, her vulnerable position made her a tempting target for further abuse. To keep Light from exploiting that fact, Sally reached behind her with one of her tentacles, searching out and finding a loose brick in the wall. Without fanfare, she brought it down and tried to crush it over the top of Light's head. Even for someone like him, Sally figured it would be enough to briefly stun and distract him, giving her a chance to slip out of her cornered position.