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Bluemouse wrote:TaylorIsOverrated: now i really wish i hadnt' picked this username
TaylorIsOverrated: I almost made myself cry just logging in
TaylorIsOverrated: anyway................ Johnny and Mam don't tag, they each have there own things going on

acuya wrote:Carmen_Rodriguez: why would your username make you cry?

acuya wrote:Carmen_Rodriguez: why would your username make you cry?

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorIsOverrated: because it's not as ironic as it was when i picked it

acuya wrote:Carmen_Rodriguez: I'm a little lost.
Carmen_Rodriguez:  I know you're Froction, my brother talks about you
Carmen_Rodriguez: a lot
Carmen_Rodriguez: but I'm not up on current events. What happened?

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorIsOverrated: I got rated too high
TaylorIsOverrated: who's your brother? who are YOU?

acuya wrote:Carmen_Rodriguez: Carmen Rodriguez
Carmen_Rodriguez: and my brother is Armando Rodriguez
Carmen_Rodriguez: we joined Tension a few months back

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorIsOverrated: well, yeah
TaylorIsOverrated: do you know johnny?
TaylorIsOverrated: sorry i only keep track of tension by who johnny fights

acuya wrote:Carmen_Rodriguez: not personally, but I've heard of him.
Carmen_Rodriguez: and don't apologize, I don't care whether or not people know me.
Carmen_Rodriguez: if they do, fine, but i didn't join for a popularity contest, you know?

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl: Everyone knows Carmen. She was one who beat up Kira after I destroyed her brother. Eye for an Eye and that shot. Kira hadn't stopped training since xD

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNicaGaius!: Ro keeps trying to get me to fight Johnny...

acuya wrote:NJNinja: listen to Ro. Smart woman.

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorIsOverrated: fuck that, man
TaylorIsOverrated: ILL fight you. I 'll fight you right now

acuya wrote:NJNinja: and there goes my happy place

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorIsOverrated: i was talking to John
TaylorIsOverrated: and jerseygirl, if im gonna train you, can say goodbye to your happy place for a while

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl: Oh Taylor, Kia asked me to pass on her hello and to tell you are a piece of shit xD I think she still hates you

acuya wrote:NJNinja: I know you were talking to John
NJNinja: and my name
NJNinja: is
NJNinja: Kozue

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns has logged on.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Holy crap it worked! 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I've been trying to get on forever!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Like, is everyone from here in AFW? 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Because I'm not. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I'm like the ghost in the machine.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Or the and the Darkness.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I forget. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Rawr! I'm a lion!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns has logged off. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns has logged on.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Dammit.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I mean darnit. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I think they'll kick you out for bad language.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Hey people! 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: it's me Wells Quinn!

acuya wrote:NJNinja: uh.
NJNinja: hello, Wells Quinn.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Hi, NJNinja! 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I've met a lot of Ninjas but not NJ ones! 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Do you have those giant tennis rackets that let you walk on water? 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Ahh! Was Jesus a ninja?! 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Crap, I don't know what to think anymore! 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I need some pizza. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: It's not really Japanese-y though. Ugh. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: My life is over. Where's Ninja Jesus at?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Oh yeah! I'm NOT supposed to just type everything I think.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Duh.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Sorry about that. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Sometimes I just get a little carried away, you know? 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: And type what I'm thinking as I'm thinking about it. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: You ever do that, NJNinja? 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Like, have you ever killed anyone with a sword?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I don't think they put Ninjas in jail for that.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: ...
NJNinja: Sorry. i think my brain reset for a second.
NJNinja: and no, I have never killed anyone with a sword.
NJNinja: not that i would confess to murder over a live chat if i did.

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl: So, do really come from NJ then? Cause I cant imagine a place like that ever bring about to create a normal person yet some a ninja.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: Jersey bashing. Because that's new
NJNinja: i bet you can't even name something wrong with Jersey. You're just repeating dumb shit you heard someone else say.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Oh! Your brain resets too?!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Nice!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: NJ, have you ever pulled out the still beating heart of your most hated enemy?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: is that something you'd confess to on a live chat?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I've done that, you know.

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl:@NJNinja, well all people in Jersey drink alcohol, and I think I have more brain cells then the whole Jersey population.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: OMG, do you have one of those huge brainulo heads?! 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: That's a lot of brains.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: if you lay on your back will you die like the elephant man?!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: No! Don't try it out!

acuya wrote:NJNinja: @Hardcore_Gurl: you seem to be a dumbass, so i bet you think a lot of stupid shit. Doesn't surprise me.
NJNinja: @WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Nope, never did that. also pretty sure hearts  do not work that way.

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl: I am just saying something that I have observed, sides, you cant be a ninja, I bet you are just a drunken woman who thinks that you are Bruce lee

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Yes they do.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I'm Bruce Lee sometimes.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: it would be hard for you to dodge a kick with your extra brain. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I'm sure you're smart enough to already know that. 
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I just felt dumb for a second and blushed.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: What do I type for that?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: to tell you that I blushed?

acuya wrote:NJNinja: @HardcoreGurl: Bruce Lee wasn't a ninja. He didn't study ninjutsu. He never played as a ninja. you fail, dipshit.
NJNinja: you really suck at this

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl: I wasn't saying he was a ninja, look I will out it terms that a jersey person would understand. I. Am. Calling. You. Out. As. A. Fake.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: I give a shit. Explain your reasoning.

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl: Well I have seen your matches, you just seem to be a street fighter who calls herself a ninja. Plus I can talk as much shit about you cause we are in two different leagues.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: awww, I was trying so hard too.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Goodnight!

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>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns has logged on.

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: sgtfxnbxggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

acuya wrote:NJNinja: this might surprise you, but i don't much care what random wackadoos on the internet think about me being a ninja or not.

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl: Really? I am pretty sure you do. You can sense it in the way you type. Trust me if I could switch leagues and kick your little drunken ass then I would, however that would be a little unfair

acuya wrote:NJNinja: yeah. because Friction wrestlers are forbidden from wrestling in Tension. That has never happened
NJNinja: any excuse'll do. i wouldn't fight you if you came, though.

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl: Why are you scared?

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorIsOverrated: ninjette, you forgot to mention that youre 14
TaylorIsOverrated: and hey, HARDCOREGUUURRRRL, your match with my girl was hilarious. feel better yet?

jakeb1993 wrote:HardcoreGurl: Ha... It was a fluke. I wasn't well at the time. Sides I have had more training since then. I could do win this time

acuya wrote:NJNinja: @TaylorIsOverrated: because I'm not.
NJNinja: Tension isn't like Friction, we don't have little kids fighting over here.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Yeah! Tension's serious! Not like Friction at all!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: My title match with Tai Kamiya at that Tension PPV was no joke!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: He really kicked my butt!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: And anyone who thinks that Conza is a little kid, they are wrong!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: He's ot a pretty rown up irlfriend.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Kind of.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: ggggggggggggggggggggggg
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Ugh, there was a G on my cheek.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I fixed it.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Don't panic.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I panicked a lil.

ThunderinSilence wrote:

>I_Heart_Custard has logged in

>I_Heart_Custard: Hello everyone, I am a new here, it is a pleasure to meet you all!
>I_Heart_Custard: I hope you are all doing well today
>I_Heart_Custard: Is this colour too bright to see properly?
>I_Heart_Custard: That won't work how about this one?
>I_Heart_Custard: I wish there was a nice vanilla-shade that showed up on the background well

xSirenx wrote:Nibsiscookin: Is this chat derailed or? egh?

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I've been trying to keep it in line but these jerks just wanna fight all the time!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Sheesh, you'd think they were maniacs or something.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Wait. You can change font colors!?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I can't handle life right now.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns has logged off.

ThunderinSilence wrote:>I_Heart_Custard: Oh, are people fighting at the moment?
>I_Heart_Custard: Um, perhaps I'll come back another time
>I_Heart_Custard has logged off.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: I am a maniac
NJNinja: a maniac...on the floor.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns has logged on.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Ok.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I got some pop rocks and bubbly juice. I'm good to go.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Japan has weird candy.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: But it's delicious.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: What did I miss?

acuya wrote:NJNinja: my sweet Flashdance ref. that's about it

NJNinja: but you say you wrestled a guy? Are you Tension, or just moonlighting?

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: was there a video of it?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I'm a pretty good judge of what's sweet.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I eat a lot of them, you know.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: But I don't have a sweet TOOTH or anything.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: But I'M sweet!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Did I wrestle a guy?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Was I awesome when I did it?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: uhhhh.....
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I'm a kawaii!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I'm sooo tiny!

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns:4'10"!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: 88 lbs. ugh, so fat.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns:gyipgy9pgy9p
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Mixing pop rocks and carbonated juice is not a good idea.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Or WAS it...
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: yi8gty8py8p
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Still undecided.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Need more research.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: So you're a DANCING Ninja?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Are you Michael Flatley!?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I wish MY feet were on fire!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Wait.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: No I don't.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Do you wear fireproof ninja booties?

acuya wrote:NJNinja: try and mix kool-aid with Coke, sometime. It goes nuclear
NJNinja: and yeah, I can dance pretty good. used to breakdance a little during lunch at school, got kind of good at it

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Why would I drink something nuclear?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: How are YOU not dead?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: ARE you dead?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I'm pretty sure I've met ghosts that can type before.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Did I meet YOU before?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I've never met any that can dance.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: They don't have legs
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: You can't be a ghost AND a ninja!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Grrrr...
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Breakdancing ghosts!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: What is this world coming to?!

acuya wrote:NJNinja:Never met a ghost that could dance. Did meet one that could draw.
NJNinja: Ghostwriter. Loved that show.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Inch High Private Eye?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: He wasn't a ghost.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: he WAS awesome though!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Like Atom Ant!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: OH NO! My parents made me watch thrilling adventures of tiny people so I would stay short forever!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: The tragic origin of Wells Quinn revealed!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Oh wait, does that mean I have super powers!?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Awesome. I need to go check and see!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: brb
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns:(That means I'll be right back)

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Ok, back.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Oh! I bet you i can beat you in a drinking contest!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I'm pretty much awesome at them.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Oh, and poker too!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: We should have a poker night!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Oh! if only this had online poker attached to it.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: No, that's very bad, Wells.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Hey, NJ, are you a boy?
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Because I don't want to say a girl's poker night if you're a boy.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: just be a girl so I don't have to figure out how to say it a different way.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: i'm a girl, yeah. woman, if you want o be PC
NJNinja: and sure, I'll take yuou in a drinking contest, name the place.
NJNinja: make sre to bring your ID, thogh. Pretty sure the bartender will want to see before he gives you anything

Deus001 wrote:UbeR_Knight: I voted no in the Scottish independance referendum.

ArtistFW: Same.

Grange's_babygirl: Me three.

UbeR_Knight: BTW NJNinja, if you want to make that drinking contest more fun. I'll be happy to supply you with my personal collection of wine bottles.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Aw, me four!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Go Scotchland!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Oh, and uh... on the moon!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I'll win because I'm the only one who can get there
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Ehehehe!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Whoa, it even looks girly when I type it.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: eheh.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Grrrr, stop that!

acuya wrote:NJNinja: thanks, but i'm not doing shots with wine that costs more than I make in a year. just wasteful
NJNinja: and yeah, all the pink is a little girly .You're rocking it, though, i feel it.

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Okay, so I went AFK for a while and you all had a spaz attack. Now:
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Things wrong with Jersey:
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: The roads make me dizzy, fuck jug handles.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: No decent public transpo to speak of.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Jersey Shore.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Traffic on the fucking Garden State.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Strange odor near the Outer Bridge to Staten Island.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: At the same time, none of the above things are relevant to ninjitsu or wrestling.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Thus, Hardcore_Gurl: Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: I like Kozue better than you.

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Oh wait...Taylor are we having a fight? That sounds fun!

acuya wrote:NJNinja: FUCK JERSEY SHORE
NJNinja: sorry. reflex.
NJNinja: hey, champ. I like you, too.

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Awesome! This is a cause for celebration! Also, while I generally don't drink...shot's with wine? For a drinking contest?
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: No.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: yeah, i know, little bit much
NJNinja: but John, you're doing Jersey the wrong way
NJNinja: call me the next time you're over there, I'll get you on the good path.
NJNinja: I won't go back, but I'll send you instructions and stuff.

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: I notice no explanation for the suspicious odor, nor the fact that your main super hero is called “The Toxic Avenger” and gains his power through the rubbish and industrial waste.’
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Anyway is it even shots at that point? Just because it’s in a shot glass…I dunno about that.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Personally, I never saw the point in drinking contests. Soldiers did it…often ended with me or another MP coming over and dragging them to the stockade for the night, then an article 15 to fuck up the rest of their week.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Not sure what it proves.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: probably the smell wafting over from down south
NJNinja: but a good drinking game should be fun. just like any game. doesn't have to prove anything.
NJNinja: like battleshots.
NJNinja: it's like battleships.
NJNinja: but with shots.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: It proves you're the best at the universe, duh.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Hey, you shouldn't dog on New Jersey!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Especially if you're just from New York anyway.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I left my compy running too.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: That happens from time to time.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: You shouldn't puppy on New Jersey.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Arf! Arf!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Eheh...
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I started the contest early...

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Well, like they say, a boar is often held by a not large doge.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: No one says that.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Half those words aren't even real.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: People say things like "What time is it?"
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: "Did I record the Matlock?"
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: and "My head hurts."
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I mean, it DOESN'T hurt.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: But if it did, I would say it.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I wouldn't say "Well, like they say, a boar is often held by a not large doge."
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: It might if I keep drinking though.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Crap, I'm such a lightweight. X.x

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Well, like they say, put the shoe on the right foot first, but put the left foot first into the bathtub.

Tatyina wrote:

>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I get into the bathtub butt first!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: I like to warm up my cheeks and then fall into the tub like I'm a scuba diver.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: awww, it's so messy!
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: That's why I usually take showers.
>WellsareforWaternotforQuinns: Bath sounds good right now though!
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acuya wrote:NJNinja: okay, I just googled the dog thing, and i get what it means, but I'm a little iffy on what it has to do with...anything.
NJNinja: I think you just like saying that.

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Taylor, I forgot to mention, I found your performance against Angel to be quite impressive. Although I wasn't rooting between two people I mutually know and like, I am sorry that you were not successful yet.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: But, you gave ONE HELL OF A SHOW. That's the main reason we go out there, IMO.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Anyway, I wish me or my buds had been in the audience when that cowardly piece of trash came out.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: But I'm given to understand you were injured. Are you alright?

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Ms. Ninja, I only know a snowflake cannot exist in a storm of fire.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: I guess that's true, kind of. I mean, it won't be a snowflake, it'll melt, but it doesn't really stop existing...so...
NJNinja: yea.
NJNinja: I really want to get back on this topic of you wrestling Johnny. I feel that wasn't properly explored

Deus001 wrote:UbeR_Knight: Anyone who likes Jersey Shore should be tied up and shot I'm afraid to say, it's the only cure.

UbeR_Knight: As a Knight I also say this "Live by the sword and die by it, and till fate writes my epitaph."

UbeR_Knight: Also NJN I think you overesitmate my personal wealth, granted I'm rich but that rocket car is still going to take a long time to get. And I told them I wanted it in red!

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: I assume that if we asked you to show us a copy of your Order of Merit or Title of Knighthood, presented by her majesty Queen Elizabeth II, you'd be able to comply, right? Which order are you in, the Knights Bachelors or the Order of Chivalry?

acuya wrote:NJNinja: see, that's why I like being a ninja.
NJNinja: much easier to bullshit.

Deus001 wrote:UbeR_Knight: Haha very funny. No I've yet to be actually Knighted. It's more of a gimmick for now, I assure you that I am a gentleman though. NJN can attest to that.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: he gave me free wine.
NJNinja: so yeah. Can't complain

Old_Man_Tai wrote:

SilverAceofSpades has logged in

SilverAceofSpades:...didn't know we had a chatroom...umm...cheezeburger?

xSirenx wrote:Nibsiscookin: You peeps are super weird, souper!

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorisOverrated: hey, so you guys are all dorks
TaylorisOverrated: i have a question
TaylorisOverrated: is the flash faster than superman?
TaylorisOverrated: and does he have like super strength or anything?
TaylorisOverrated: I should call Adrian and ask her.............

acuya wrote:Army0fOne: it sort of depends on what era you're talking about and who's writing, but yeah, the Flash is typically faster
ArmyOfOne: Flash can move faster than the speed of light, Superman tops out a few times over the speed of sound
ArmyOfOne: and the flash doesn't have super strength, but he can tricks with his speed that let him hit hard enough to hurt guys liek Superman
ArmyOfOne: probably more than you cared to know, there.

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorisOverrated: how did i know one of you guys would know this shit
TaylorisOverrated: i don't really know what the hell your talking about, though
TaylorisOverrated: i figured ninjette would say something, since I can't sneeze in public without her rolling her eyes
TaylorisOverrated: maybe i'll call Adrian anyway. i really want to like that girl, but the motherfuckers she hangs around make it so hard

acuya wrote:NJNinja: well I wasn't gonna say anything, but i'd hate to disappoint you
NJNinja: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+the+flash+faster+than+superman
NJNinja: was that so hard?

Old_Man_Tai wrote:SilverAceofSpades: Superman is boring.
SilverAceofSpades: Flash is less boring.
SilverAceofSpades: Sonic the Hedgehog be where it be.
SilverAceofSpades: Wait, AFW has a Ninja!?

acuya wrote:NJNinja: you've got three, actually.
NJNinja: I'm just the only who does anything.

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorisOverrated: omg you guys, you think way too much about comic books
TaylorisOverrated: i'm just trying to decide what logo to put on a shirt
TaylorisOverrated: both of you go to the gym

acuya wrote:NJNinja: already been for the day, I'm good.

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorisOverrated: i believe the first part

acuya wrote:NJNinja: well, okay. let's do the training thing for a second.
NJNinja: straight up, what's a 'good' workout? like, when we get started, what are we going through?

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorisOverrated: depends on what you're trying to do, man
TaylorisOverrated: my week involves plyo, distance runs, sprints, yoga, high weight, low weight conditioning, gym circuits, kettlebell, swimming, and gymnastics, and then technique stuff is separate, and then I like to study tape with my mom at least three times a week
TaylorisOverrated: for you, i'd start with your conditioning and make you want to quit, but then strength training, correct your technique, teach you how to develop your technique, and study tape with you to teach you how to think
TaylorisOverrated: youre probably rolling your eyes right now, but i'm actually really smart about this stuff. I may be really dumb about everything else, but i got this.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: i'm not rolling my eyes, geez. that all sounds good
NJNinja: I'm not denying that you know your shit about this shit. when it comes to training, I'll march
NJNinja: i came to you, remember? I know we've got this tight sisterly bond and we're just BFFs and I so love being around you, but that wasn't the reason.

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorisOverrated: We might have to have a strict no tlaking policy for you
TaylorisOverrated: i'll never understand how so many of you tension bitches are skinny little nothigns. like, your after bigger game, you should have bigger guns.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: which side has the Kawaii league, again? cause it's not mine
NJNinja: it's a company thing. besides, that's not what I've ever trained for before. I used to do stuff like parkour and dancing before i came here. figured speed and agility would help.

Old_Man_Tai wrote:SilverAceofSpades: Hi Sparkles!
SilverAceofSpades: That s imprsssssv trai ning
SilverAceofSpades: but
SilverAceofSpades: not wi taking powar bom bies, did it?
SilverAceofSpades: I'ma ask Angels ho she trains.

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Actually Parkour oughta teach you how to fall, right? Unless I'm wrong?
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: So...shouldn't that help? Army training had SOME aspects of Judo to it.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Somehow, by the way, the magazines and stuff keep insisting I'm a Judo person. I'm not sure what I said to make that happen, but it happened.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: But that taught us how to fall. Don't get me wrong, Army combatives is 100% not designed for a wrestling ring.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: But I was in a pro gym before and after. I try to reconcile it. It works, apparently.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: You know my buds always says I work out too much, but you put me to shame. Never tried Yoga and never payed much attention to Plyo. Do they help a lot?

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorisOverrated: ace, go fuck yourself
TaylorisOverrated: or maybe you want me to come over and do it for you
TaylorisOverrated: did that second piledriver make you retarded? maybe a third would put you out of your fucking misery
TaylorisOverrated: fuck you
TaylorisOverrated: and who the fuck trains to fight by learning how to dougie? what the fuck

OOC: this is really awkward after Tai's rectonning.

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: These people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capoeira

beangraff wrote: NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Wait Ace was talking to Taylor? Why is this going over my head.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Why can't people just be good sports? I've decided I don't like Ace, both for confusing me and making snide remarks.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: i never said I trained to fight by learning how to dance, i learned that BEFORE
NJNinja: it's like you only here a bullshit version of what people actually say.

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Do you have...this is going to be so silly...but do you have those Ninja star doo dads?

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorisOverrated: and for being a total fucking cuntbag, apparently
TaylorisOverrated: go to hell, "ace"
TaylorisOverrated: and fuck you too, kozue, how bout you fucking learn to do your job on your own you stupid motherfucker, you can train yourself

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: I think we can all agree that Ace's comments are extremely very distasteful.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: But let's not allow the boorish behavior of one individual to wreck everyone's evening.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Why don't we just stop responding to Ace and go about what we were doing?

Bluemouse wrote:TaylorisOverrated has logged off.

acuya wrote:NJNinja: that'd be a no. i think
NJNinja: and yeah, i did have some 'njinja star doo dads'
NJNinja: i left them back in jersey, though

Old_Man_Tai wrote:SilverAceofSpades: Wait a secc...did you say uo wer in Army??
SilverAceofSpades: Are you thet ginger champ in tenson...John?
SilverAceofSpades: Tai knew you, hetalked bout u!

acuya wrote:NJNinja: who's Tai?

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: He is a sexy BEAST whom I lust after.
NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: Yes, I are John.

Old_Man_Tai wrote:SilverAceofSpades: Heyeah,,he liked you.
SilverAceofSpades: hE G one thouuuhg.
SilverAceofSpades:I ffffffffirrd him
SilverAceofSpades:Soo he gone!
SilverAceofSpades: who wnt shots!!!!

beangraff wrote:NoMoreMrNiceGaius!: What???

Old_Man_Tai wrote:SilverAceofSpades: Gooone. Fured.
SilverAceofSpades: Fiiued
SilverAceofSpades: Fiirud.
SilverAceofSpades:I firud him
SilverAceofSpades: So he go.
SilverAceofSpades: But its ma Birfday!
SilverAceofSpades:I',sheepy..GIGHT!!

SilverAceofSpades has logged out

acuya wrote:NJNinja: the language of a drunken skinny chick.
NJNinja: I'm fluent, I'll communicate
NJNinja: druggum sooopy saagag do?

Deus001 wrote:JackOfClubs: Huh, I know a Queen of Spades. But she's got black hair, lol.

xSirenx wrote:Nibsiscookin: Anyone want a discount card for the Chibi Neko cafe? wrestler stars get a free pastrie for joining!

Deus001 wrote:JackOfClubs: A discount card you say? For food? Well can't say no to that, hope the food is as good as the stuff I got in Las Vegas.

Magnificent J:....Keno if I gave you a sword covered in sprinkles, would you eat it?

JackOfClubs:......It's got sprinkles on it....

Magnificent J: *Sighs* Well I only hired you to be the bouncer of the Vegas Quartet, so yeah.