The Champ and The Speedo

The Tension crowd, in a happy daze after seeing more sex and violence, let out a surprisingly mixed reaction as "Forever Man" began playing over the sound system, announcing the arrival of one of Tension's newest stars, "The (Self Proclaimed) Last Wrestle Angel", Ryo Kamiya.

The speedo clad teen came out onto the entrance ramp and made his way down, swaying his hips to the rhythm of the song, slapping high fives with various fans, with others booing. Indeed, his fanbase was split, with fans of perverted wrestling enjoying his antics and finding themselves surprised that he actually DID have some wrestling skill to go with it, while those fans that disliked hentai wrestling wrote him off as just another worthless Kamiya, claiming that whatever skill he had shown was nothing compared to the real stars of the league.

After getting in the ring (and enjoying a little air guitar to a great Eric Clapton guitar solo, as everyone in life should do), Ryo grabbed a microphone and looked around the Kyoto arena as his music faded out.

"Konbawa, Kyoto! O-genki desu ka?"

He asked, greeting the crowd in his native language before turning to english for the tourist fans and the international fan base.

"So, I've been here a few months now, and I've got a bit of a mixed record. Holly, that hot british wrestler and Dave, that big guy who could squash me, were both tough, but I pulled out wins over both of them, while the more hentai matches...well, I lost those. But cmon! Erica is a veteran, and that triple threat match had both guys team up on me, the smallest guy there!"

Ryo shook his head, getting a laugh from some fans.

"But still, I've shown I've got more than just hentai with me. My goal is to face the big guys and gals here in Tension, and prove that just because I'm sexy and like to show myself off, doesn't mean I should be underestimated! Sexy people can totally fight too...so with that in mind, I'd like to make this the first official Ryo Invitational Challenge...and the person I'd like to call out first to face me in the ring, for a NON-Hentai match...is TENSION WORLD CHAMP, CLYDE! T! GASTIN! COME ON OUT COWBOY!"

Ryo yelled, the fans going from booing the idea of a non sexy match to cheering the idea of the beloved (and super handsome) cowboy coming out to face the speedo kid!

There was anticipation for Ryo's challange to be accepted as there was silence in the Tension arena before, finally, "Heavy Is The Head" began to play throughout the Tension arena. The bass hit and and the Kyoto crowd was on there feet as The Tension Champion, Clyde Gastin marched out on stage with a swagger in his step and a wide grin on his face, stepping on the arena stage with the world title on his arm and a mic in another hand, raising both high with his arms out for the crowd before he moved the title to his shoulder and stared down the young Kamiya as his music faded out.

"Ladies and Gentleman all over the world! Welcome to the Clyde Gastin Show, baby!" Clyde shouted into the mic as the thousands of fans roared.

"I was chilling in the back when I heard somebody named... 'Kamiya'? Yeah. Challenging yours truly for a fight!" Clyde announced before he pointed at Ryo.

"I know your name but I can't say I've seen most of your work. Not that I got a problem with it, but a triple threat hentai between two dudes doooesn't exactly make me wanna use my DVR..." Clyde said scratching the back of his head.

"You got balls, man! Well... I think the crowd probably knows that by now... But Clyde Gastin don't turn down no fights! Champion or not! If you think you got what it takes ta' get serious a fight a real wrestler, then you're on! I'll fight cha!" Clyde shouted as the crowd cheered in approval.

"But uh... I know you prolly like feelin' fabulous while Eric Clapton plays. That's cool, Hell I love Clapton too man, but uh... Is there any way we can get you some pants?" Clyde muttered dryly with a raised brow as he pointed at Ryo's attire.

Holy crap, he actually came out! And he accepted!

and he liked Eric Clapton too! Holy Crap!

Getting giddy, Ryo put his fan-gasming aside to raise the mic and respond to Clyde.

"First off, you are cuter than I expected. Secondly, Eric Clapton, awesome, he's coming to Japan this winter, I have tickets, you're going with me, end of story."

Ryo gave a quick thumbs up before continuing.

"But yeah, pants? Ehhhh...gonna have to say no to that. I shouldn't have to sacrifice this sexy look just to prove I can work in the ring too, know what I mean?"

With that, Ryo gave a turn, showing himself off to the crowd, the women and gay/bi men cheering and whistling before he turned back to Clyde's direction.

"That doesn't turn you off does it? Still gonna get in the ring with me, Cute Clyde?"

Clyde felt like he had just walked into a trap the moment he was called 'cute'. His eye twitching uncomfortably as he looked at Ryo, honestly not sure what to tell the guy. Who was now showing off his speedo clad self to the crowd.

And though Clyde found himself smirking in amusement as Ryo pandered to the crowd and his following.

Clyde already had in mind what he was going to tell Ryo before the speedo clad wrestlers last statement cut him off and made the cowboy's eye twitch some more.

" Don't make this shit weird!" Clyde snapped back quickly, starting to regret this decision. He didn't want to be in the ring with Ryo if this guy was going to keep hitting on him. But he had too much pride to turn back now. If he did, he'd be a total punk.

"Keep callin' me cute and you're gonna start needing to wear pads to yer matches from now on." Clyde muttered before he made his way to the ring, giving the title to a ref to put away as he rotated his arm.

"You wanted a fight. Ya got one!" Clyde declared with full confidence, while in the back of my mind he wondered if he had just walked into something he may end up regretting.

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